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Talking Clock...

  • 01-05-2009 2:03pm
    #1
    Dravokivich
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    A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
    “What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked.
    “It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied.
    “A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.
    “Yup,” replied the drunk.
    “How’ s it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it.
    “Watch,” the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

    Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “You idiot, it’s three-fifteen in the morning!”

    - Drav


Comments

  • #2
    Podge2k7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    Lol good stuff.


  • #3
    keefg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,187 ✭✭✭keefg


    It's an oldie but still brilliant.


  • #4
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Made me smile :)


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