You are all smelly B@stards!.

Paddy Samurai

It's official!.According to the irish independent ,one one way to identify people who are having money problems will be how they smell?.The worse they smell the less money they have.Maybe take a quick whiff of your family and friends to see who has money problems.
What do you smell like?.

In particular, consumers have cut back on toiletry products, like air fresheners, toothbrushes, shower gels and deodorants, with sales down significantly.

http://www.independent.ie/business/personal-finance/property-mortgages/recession-wipes-8364150000-off-household-wealth-1722582.html

Hagar

Steps away from Paddy...

FearDark

I smell like cheese.

listermint

I smell like money. Crispy new money:D

not that old used kind, i just throw that away... ewww

Naos

Maybe because they're not working as much they are not sweating as much/can afford food, thus less need for certain toiletries.

Ergo, the real smelly bastards are the rich ones.

Delirium

I thought this was going to be a thread about guinness drinkers:pac:

conorlechance

what are alcohol sales like lately? we were always a moderate alcohol nation prior to the boom years?

Loomis

Your are?

I'm the bo boardsie.
I think you can always recognise another Irish abroad by our blue eyed propensity to sweat and be grubby.

AnonoBoy

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

Your are?

Probably a typo. I presume the thread title was meant to read:

Your ire for smelly B@stards!

regob

thats lies

johnny_knoxvile

Well according to the other thread the smell of rotten eggs turns men on.

So due to the recession we will be broke, smelly but at least we will be horny.

HJ Simpson

Jesus no! I can handle being a bit poorer because of the recession. But I dont want to be smelly

omyatari

and here i was actualy buying more smell wells to avoid people thinking im poor.

economic crisis - omy 0-1

deepriver

I wear my odour with honour, it speaks volume about my character, a survivor of tiger booms and pungent recessions, plus the natural pheromones make the girls go crazy

Captain-America

What a fúcking well stupid concept.

Tech3

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

It's official!.According to the irish independent ,one one way to identify people who are having money problems will be how they smell?.The worse they smell the less money they have.Maybe take a quick whiff of your family and friends to see who has money problems.
What do you smell like?.

Usually people that smell will have money but they are so tight to get shower gel ie. farmers.

Quazzie

I wear a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

Duckjob

My cats breath smells like catfood.

Rented Mule

Teacher, my pee smells funny.

The Real B-man

LOL i hate the smelly bastards why put Lynx on over the BO just have a wash we can still smell ya!

omyatari

deepriver wrote: »

I wear my odour with honour, it speaks volume about my character, a survivor of tiger booms and pungent recessions, plus the natural pheromones make the girls go crazy

HA! you just keep telling yourself that

deepriver

Quazzie wrote: »

I wear a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

Mike Strutter swears by that stuff, Travolta wore it on the set of SNF, Ferrell in Anchor Man, Stingfellow bathes in it... they say women cant resist it, when worn by hairy chested chauvinists, but it can adverse effects in the proximity of wild female panthers

FlutterinBantam

I've just eased out a rifter of a fart,so right now I smell of saute onions.

Duck's hoop

Smells like shyte du jour-nalism. An Irish Indo special.

Paddy Samurai

Hagar wrote: »

Steps away from Paddy...

I thought Linx would would kill the smell of poverty!.But obviously I'am poorer than I thought!.