God sent jesus to his cloud......

cHaTbOx

and then Jesus rang Allah using his speed of light connection ,
" He is always like this , I'm 17 trillion years old and he still treats me like a kid"
Allah: "I would ring Buddha "

A few moment later

Jesus:" grrrr!! "
Allah " what did Buddha say ?"
Jesus: " he went off on his musings again saying "Full of love for all things in the world, practicing virtue, in order to benefit others, this man alone is happy" , I swear dad loves him"

THUD THUD
**god storms through the clouds**

Jesus : Uh Oh !!!
God: I told you to not to discuss it !!!!
Jesus: "Ok now you are going to get punished blah blah blah "
God: Are you mocking me boy ???!?!?
Jesus::rolleyes: Nopes
God: that's it , you are going down there !!!
Jesus:What no no no I'm sorry !!!
God: no too late , and your mother is going to be Mary
Jesus : But she is the biggest ***** going .What the **** is with you and punishments , they only ate an apple and you went crazy , you are a crap role model.
God: :mad: Bubi

**Jesus disappears**

Jesus : where am I ?

**looks around **

Jesus: Ughghghghguughgh

and so it begins ................

homah_7ft

I think it's worthy of a smiley :pac:

cHaTbOx

homah_7ft wrote: »

I think it's worthy of a smiley :pac:

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