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Time to cut the Viagra

  • 28-04-2009 7:23am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭


    Social welfare numbers are rising rapidly and these people are entitled to a medical card which can be used to get four free little blue pills a month. This will only encourage those on the dole to have more kids when the country is in a jocker with no jobs. Personally I'd cut it but I dont think the government are up to it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Hard thing to cut


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    Sex is an important part of both physical and mental well-being. Having viagra means you're going to have sex but that doesn't mean it encourages people to have sex any more than the pill does. It also does require a prescription.
    What do you mean by "social welfare numbers"? Social welfare encompasses many different things. I hope you don't mean people who are made redundant because they are not automatically entitled to a medical card.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Skangers can get Viagra eye-drops on the medical card.









    It makes them look hard.





    Me, coat, door...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Banned from Humour


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭alexandros


    I would be willing to bet a months wages that more than 50% of government officials take viagra.
    I highly doubt it will ever be cut.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    alexandros wrote: »
    I would be willing to bet a months wages that more than 50% of government officials take viagra.
    I highly doubt it will ever be cut.

    That's not very hard to believe when you consider that there is no end to those pricks, and they have been fcuking us for years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    I'd rather not think about what Brian Cowen and his missus do of a weekend, thanks very much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭alexandros


    That's not very hard to believe when you consider that there is no end to those pricks, and they have been fcuking us for years.

    Well said!
    Imagine how hard it must be fcuknig so many people for so long without some form of "support".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭alexandros


    Sleipnir wrote: »
    I'd rather not think about what Brian Cowen and his missus do of a weekend, thanks very much.

    I was hoping no one would mention names.. now there is an image.
    Have you any idea how much drinking it’s going to take to erase that???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Did you hear about the shipment of viagra that was knocked off by a gang of dwarfs?

    Gardaì said they are looking for 4 little hard men.

    ...i know, its dreadful.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Did you hear about the shipment of viagra that was knocked off by a gang of dwarfs?

    Gardaì said they are looking for 4 little hard men.

    ...i know, its dreadful.

    I heard that one of them got a pill stuck in their throat.

    Apparently, he is suffering with a stiff neck.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    A chemist up my way was robbed of all its viagra..the police are looking for a group of hardened criminals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Starbucks newest coffee is called Viagraccino - one cup and you're up all night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    loads of jokes.
    No discussion.

    Saying that, I was the first one to throw a mini joke in there.

    Bad Rabies. Bad.

    Thread moved.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Bring back the Madeline Laundries I says. ;)

    Just put anquil in the "viagra" tablets :D

    Or bait traps with Dutch Gold

    And why wasn't there a tax on Soverign Rings in the recent budget ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    they give them to all the men in my grannys retirement home

    it stops them rolling out of the bed at night


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    My granny used to give grandad a quarter does in the morning, so he wouldn't piss on his shoes.


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