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Let's hope that this swine flu epidemic doesn't wipe us all out

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  • 28-04-2009 2:48am
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    CAPSLOCK365
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    like the bird flu did and the SARS before that.
    Jaysus, we were lucky to come out with anyoneleft after those two disasters.


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    towel401
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    Swine is the new bird.


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    StopNotWorking
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    Did SARS or Bird Flu ever make it here? The reason I cared so little about those was the fact they never got out of asia.. Not that I care about this one either, seems nothign bad can come of it if you have the €50 for a GP visit.


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    CAPSLOCK365
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    StopNotWorking wrote: »
    Did SARS or Bird Flu ever make it here? The reason I cared so little about those was the fact they never got out of asia.. Not that I care about this one either, seems nothign bad can come of it if you have the €50 for a GP visit.
    The pigs will take the GP's offices first. Tactics 101.


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    hussey
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    The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.


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    StopNotWorking
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    All I can imagine is a pig dressed in my GPs clothes spinning around in a chair james bond style.

    "Good to see you again Mr.X...OINK"


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    Rented Mule
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    What is going to save us from these swine flu threads ??


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    Iang87
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    StopNotWorking wrote: »
    Did SARS or Bird Flu ever make it here? The reason I cared so little about those was the fact they never got out of asia.. Not that I care about this one either, seems nothign bad can come of it if you have the €50 for a GP visit.

    oh no €50 quid, recession. I smell eddie hobbs in the very near future


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    MayoForSam
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    Rented Mule wrote: »
    What is going to save us from these swine flu threads ??

    Bring back the recession threads, all is forgiven.


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    alexandros
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    The real question is.. What sort of impact will this have on the global economy?
    If Mexico's economy is dependant on tourism; this is the last thing they need.
    There were already suffering from the travel advisories due to the drug cartel wars.
    This might just kill them.
    Then what?


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    AnonoBoy
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    Question:

    I bought an Old El Paso kit and was going to make fajitas and tacos for dinner some night this week.

    Am I taking my life into my own hands? :eek:


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    Caoimhín
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    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Question:

    I bought an Old El Paso kit and was going to make fajitas and tacos for dinner some night this week.

    Am I taking my life into my own hands? :eek:

    Na, you will be fine.

    ****FACT* You will only get swine flu if you kiss pigs *FACT***


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    Chicken Run
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    is there a vegetarian alternative ??


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    AnonoBoy
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    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Na, you will be fine.

    ****FACT* You will only get swine flu if you kiss pigs *FACT***

    But what if a Mexican sneezed on the box when he was packing it up?

    Oh Jesus Mary Mother of God! :eek:


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    numanuma
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    Hopefully it will wipe us out. Human race has destroyed this planet enough. Environmentally, morally.... etc


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    SEPT 23 1989
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    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Na, you will be fine.

    ****FACT* You will only get swine flu if you kiss pigs *FACT***

    so will the EPA close Coppers this weekend?


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    quad_red
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    Well, it started in pigs Mexico.

    And now it's gone inter continental, even ending up in the UK and New Zealand.

    Ipso facto: pigs must be flying to propagate this. The end truly is nigh :(


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    AnonoBoy
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    numanuma wrote: »
    Hopefully it will wipe us out. Human race has destroyed this planet enough. Environmentally, morally.... etc

    How can we have destroyed the planet morally when the human race are responsible for morals in the first place?


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    WIZE
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    This was planned


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Has Pighead been quarantined lately?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    phasers
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    If we get rid of half the world the other half could all have jobs


    ...


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    Mr Benevolent
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    Hopefully it will wipe us out. Human race has destroyed this planet enough. Environmentally, morally.... etc

    *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

    Moronic amateur philosopher post of the year.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Confab wrote: »
    *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

    Moronic amateur philosopher post of the year.

    You're obviously new - welcome to boards.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Mossy Monk
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    numanuma wrote: »
    Hopefully it will wipe us out. Human race has destroyed this planet enough. Environmentally, morally.... etc

    It would be great if morons who wished for stupid things such as the death of the human race were wiped out but I cannot agree with you on the whole human race.


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    DrumSteve
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    i hope selma hayek doesnt have it. she has some rockin tits.


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    Mr Benevolent
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    welcome to boards.

    Thanks ;)


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    Iang87
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    numanuma wrote: »
    Hopefully it will wipe us out. Human race has destroyed this planet enough. Environmentally, morally.... etc

    a tad just a tad over the top.

    Why don't you hope it wipes you out and leaves the rest of us who enjoy living


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    alexandros
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    numanuma wrote: »
    Hopefully it will wipe us out. Human race has destroyed this planet enough. Environmentally, morally.... etc

    wow.. sleep much?
    switch to decaf and snort a fat line of xanax


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    #29
    DrumSteve
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    Confab wrote: »
    *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

    Moronic amateur philosopher post of the year.

    FYP


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    TwoShedsJackson
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    http://shouldibeworriedaboutswineflu.com


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