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Swine flue or meteorite.

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  • 27-04-2009 6:48pm
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    conorlechance
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    I think its safe to conclude that humanity as we know it is about to be destroyed, who knows what the planet will be like in 6 months time???

    So in response to Mr. Swine I want to pose to the people of this forum the question, if you were given the option of a gigant meteor coming down and obliterating makind would ya prefer it over Swiney? I would, going out this way is sad and pathetic at least with one big worldwide disaster we can draw an end to the chapter.


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    Diabhal Beag
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    A meteor would be way cooler than dying from pig AIDS


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    Conor108
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    About to be destroyed?

    BBC News
    In most cases outside Mexico, people have been only mildly ill and have made a full recovery.


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    Irjudge1
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    Little Shyte wrote: »
    A meteor would be way cooler than dying from pig AIDS

    Obviously you have never ****ed a pig.


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    b28
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    Big deal over nothing! This will die over. Can't ya feel da optimism??


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    Conor108
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    b28 wrote: »
    Big deal over nothing! This will die over. Can't ya feel da optimism??

    Exactly there was SARS, H5N1 Avian Flu and now this! Still here though!


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    b28
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    Conor108 wrote: »
    Exactly there was SARS, H5N1 Avian Flu and now this! Still here though!

    Good point! I hope it is controlled well.


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    Captain-America
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    Conor108 wrote: »
    About to be destroyed?

    BBC News


    It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point.


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    Galvasean
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    Conor108 wrote: »
    Exactly there was SARS, H5N1 Avian Flu and now this! Still here though!

    Don't forget the Y2K bug, or the 1999 apocalyse.
    I've lived through about 20 different doomsdays and still going strong. :)


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    wudangclan
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    no 'swine flu support thread' ?


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    bleg
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    Conor108 wrote: »
    Exactly there was SARS, H5N1 Avian Flu and now this! Still here though!




    neither were as virulent as this though


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    spadder
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    Irjudge1 wrote: »
    Obviously you have never ****ed a pig.

    Have you been to Copper Face jacks yet?


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    shenanigans1982
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    Captain-America wrote: »
    It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point.

    Wrong thread. :D

    And the Mayan meteorite won't hit till 2012...thats almost 3 years of living left opposed to swine flu killing us all within the week...I prefer the meteorite.


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    galwayrush
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    FFS, We've survived FF for the past few years, what's a little swine flu?;)


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    Bobeagleburger
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    spadder wrote: »
    Have you been to Copper Face jacks yet?

    serious smell of bacon in that place


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    drunkmonkey
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    neither, i'm still betting on 2012...

    Notice where Nasa thinks the west will be then:(

    http://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/transit/venus/Sun2004+2012-2.GIF


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    Captain-America
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    shenanigans1982 wrote: »
    Wrong thread. :D

    I was quoting The Simpsons!


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    galwayrush
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    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    neither, i'm still betting on 2012...

    Notice where Nasa thinks the west will be then:(

    http://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/transit/venus/Sun2004+2012-2.GIF

    I bet you all you own, that we'll still be here in 2013.;)


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    foxinsox
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    I was goin with the whole 2012 ending...

    if I pick mereorite

    then they find cure for swine flu

    while meteorite is on it's way

    what then :confused:


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    galwayrush
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    We're doomed, we can't even manage the keep our Hospitals bug free as it is.:rolleyes:


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    shenanigans1982
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    Captain-America wrote: »
    I was quoting The Simpsons!

    All such quotes should be confined to the Simpsons buff thread.:pac:


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    Sharpshooter
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    galwayrush wrote: »
    FFS, We've survived FF for the past few years, what's a little swine flu?;)

    Piglet flu,Babe.


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    Insect Overlord
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    Where's the Atari Jaguar option?


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    #24
    kaiser soza
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    The Mexicans are not really dying,they are just too sleepy to wake up.


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    pebbles21
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    Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving nearly-raw juicy bacon, all sorts of bacon.

    "Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican, "ees a bacon tree! We're saved!!"

    So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree. As he gets to within five feet, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets.

    His friend drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe.
    "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"

    With his last breath Pepe calls out:
    "Ugh, run, amigo, run, ees not a bacon tree... ... ees a ham bush!"



    /gets coat.............


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    and nobody's mentioned the earthquake

    and if you were Mexican you'd probably be more worried about the drug gangs funded by the trade in the US


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    Rhyme
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    This impact theory is a load of hogwash.


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    cherryghost
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    Conor108 wrote: »
    Exactly there was SARS, H5N1 Avian Flu and now this! Still here though!

    derp derp. Those strains are generally non contractable to humans.


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