Daggering" Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks

GAAman

Doctors from local hospitals in Kingston, Jamaica, report that they've been seeing a record number of broken dicks in the past few months. They attribute this to the increased popularity of "daggering."

Would any of the lads like to join me in a pint of "sweet jesus the horror :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:"?

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Signs of a fractured penis include a loud popping noise, followed by excruciating pain, swelling, and sometimes blood.

Mr Benevolent

Is this a case of 'Broke-Dick Mountain'?

Agamemnon

article wrote:

So that while we've had songs like Cabin Stabbin from Super Cat et al, we've also had Stab Up Mi Meat from Lady Saw.

Jaysus. Slasher movies must be the new porn over there.

lucky-colm

they're just mickying around over there
thoose crazy jamacians

galwayrush

Too much, Sun,dope, Malabu and Reggae makes yiour dick weaker.;)

Riddle101

Jamaican me crazy mon.

I don't see what's so wrong with normal sex these days, I guess people are just bored with the old traditional ways and want something new.

vibe666

Confab wrote: »

Is this a case of 'Broke-Dick Mounting'?

fixed it for you.

Disease Ridden

Those feckin eejits! :pac:

netwhizkid

I zid gone and broke my dock mon yeah:pac: How long before daggering catches on here?

johnnyskeleton

How can you "fracture" an organ? Lacerate maybe?

S.I.R

i mind would be Snappin if that happened to me.

minidazzler

I know a guy that happened to!!!! Extremely painful apparently.

Holsten

I've been Daggering for years and mine aint broke.

Amateurs.

Thrill

For some people it can be real painful. Others just feel a little prick.

tony1kenobi

Damn Jamaicans....it's their own fault for having really big dicks.

tommyboy2222

Stab Up Mi Meat from Lady Saw

One of the all time classics

vibe666

i wonder if that's the real reason they call limerick 'stab city' and they're just keeping their sexual prowess quiet?

Kernel

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

How can you "fracture" an organ? Lacerate maybe?

Was wondering the same thing. Dunno how many posters have actually used their willies, but there is no bone in there lads. And no matter how much sex you have, it's unlikely to 'break'.

Nodin

tommyboy2222 wrote: »

One of the all time classics

One for the Bride and Grooms dance at the wedding, that...

Hephaestus

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

How can you "fracture" an organ? Lacerate maybe?

I asked a Radiographer friend of mine the same question when he told me he witnessed this condition in work.

It's actually where a man tears the Ligaments which are in his penis.

Kernel wrote: »

no matter how much sex you have, it's unlikely to 'break'.

Not true. My Radiographer friend came across this quite a few times when he worked in a London. Apparently when the woman is on top & your both givin it socks is when it's likely to happen.

vibe666

well, the mayo clinic seem to think it's possible. :eek:

from: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/an01217

A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis, resulting in rupture of the lining of the cylinder (corpus cavernosum) in the penis that becomes engorged with blood during an erection. This very painful injury is often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, followed immediately by dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. In 10 percent to 30 percent of penis fractures, the urethra is damaged and blood may be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.

A fractured penis requires urgent medical attention. Prompt surgical repair of a penis fracture is usually successful. If untreated, the injury may result in deformity of the penis or the inability to have or maintain an erection (erectile dysfunction).

galwayrush

Wrong hole maybe?:P