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Exposing the Taliban.

  • 25-04-2009 8:28pm
    #1
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭


    The US troops in Afghanistan have developed a foolproof Taliban detection system:

    "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbour’s goat

    :p


Comments

  • #2
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Dont forget the substansial volume of facial hair!

    And to take residence in a cave!


  • #3
    iceage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,533 ✭✭✭iceage


    And a strange affinity for the colour black. To know the precise range of all western coalition firearms, and the uncanny ability to stay outside it. ;)


  • #4
    ericl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭ericl


    The top 10 songs played on 95.8 Kabul FM on Sunday....

    1. Losing my religion - REM (Raving Edict Mullah mix)

    2. Unchained Mullahdy - The Self Righteous Brothers

    3. Aid Drops Keep Falling on my Head - Johnny Farnham

    4. Living on a Prayer mat - TaliBon Jovi

    5. Tented love - Soft (Terrorist) Cell

    6. Do you really want to shoot me? - Boy George Bush & Capture Club

    7. Rockin Allah-ver the World - Status Quaeda

    8. I'm too extremist for my turban - Right Said Mullah Omar

    9. The Ayatollah Skank - Fatwa Boy Slim

    10. (Come up and find me) Mecca me smile - Steve Harley & Northern Rebel Alliance




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