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My wife wants pussy !

  • 23-04-2009 6:26pm
    #1
    thelurch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭


    My wife told me recently that she has always wanted me to watch while she was with another woman. MY EYES LIT UP !! Where do I Find This elusive "gamey woman". All replies greatly appreciated !! PS This is genuine !!


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  • #2
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Is your wife hot?


  • #3
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    You obviously knew her very well before you married her.:D


  • #4
    hello_there_jim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭hello_there_jim


    she wants a cat?


  • #5
    allabouteve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭allabouteve


    thelurch wrote: »
    My wife told me recently that she has always wanted me to watch while she was with another woman. MY EYES LIT UP !! Where do I Find This elusive "gamey woman". All replies greatly appreciated !! PS This is genuine !!

    You'll find her in the same place you found your wife's request.

    The depths of your imagination, most probably.


  • #6
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Thats nice so she is leaving you to be with another woman?
    She want to shag your little sister while you sleep on the sofa?
    She fancys Yore Ma?
    blame orestes he linked me to this thread.
    She has paid for you to have the op, now nice a neo vagina for her birthday, best get used to that speculum smile.


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  • #7
    thelurch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭thelurch


    my wife is very hot,a great mother to our chrildren, a lovely wife to me, but when the mood takes her she gets HOT !!


  • #8
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Seen that episode of friends years ago. His wife is a lesbien.


  • #9
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Meow,;)


  • #10
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    thelurch wrote: »
    Where do I Find This elusive "gamey woman". All replies greatly appreciated !! PS This is genuine !!

    You'll find her here


  • #11
    jigglywoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    Your local animal shelter


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  • #12
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Post pics


  • #13
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Careful you don't get badly scratched OP.;)


  • #14
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    She fancys Yore Ma?
    blame orestes he linked me to this thread.

    I can't bring you anywhere, can I?


  • #15
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    It's a trap!!!!

    You're suppose to say:
    "Sorry dear I only have love for you"

    or some other insincere statement along those lines.


  • #16
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    thelurch wrote: »
    My wife told me recently that she has always wanted me to watch while she was with another woman. MY EYES LIT UP !! Where do I Find This elusive "gamey woman". All replies greatly appreciated !! PS This is genuine !!

    try visit a couple of gay bars and see who's interested in your wife and go from there.


  • #17
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    orestes wrote: »
    I can't bring you anywhere, can I?

    Ha your the one on the choke chain, not me.


  • #18
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Sprechen sie sexy?


  • #19
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    des kelly sells good carpet if she wants to try it out first haha:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #20
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Ooooo choke chain........must stop reading boards in work


  • #21
    thelurch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭thelurch


    No Trap, You lot fail to realize that this stuff happens. put down your ps3 or xbox or nintendo, gently open the door....creep outside, tell your mammy you will be back soon, have a look beyond your door, bold girls are there !!


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  • #22
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fûck it. Im in. Thats me in the sig. Want me to bring the jacket?


  • #23
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Oh I am well aware it happens, I don't see why you are making such a big fiss about it,
    tis nothing new the romans got up to worse.

    Are you really that desperate to find any woman that you are posting in AH?
    There are much better sites for this then here you know.

    But remember kids:
    there's no wimmin on the interwebs.


  • #24
    nedoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭nedoo


    Ahhh you just told the world that you are not keeping your wife happy and she wants to drink from the furry cup (I would say if you were there or not.Ahhhhhhh.
    Well thats what I read anyway!


  • #25
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Fûck it. Im in. Thats me in the sig. Want me to bring the jacket?

    Pics or ....

    aww crap.
    I never get to say that.


  • #26
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    nedoo wrote: »
    Ahhh you just told the world that you are not keeping your wife happy and she wants to drink from the fury cup (I would say if you were there or not.Ahhhhhhh.
    Well thats what I read anyway!

    What is this fury cup? Does it give you special powers?


  • #27
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Bizarre people posting........... ?


  • #28
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    What is this fury cup? Does it give you special powers?

    + 1 chlamydia
    +2 thrush
    and a smell you can't get out of your nose for a week.


  • #29
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    I know of a girl that would do it, have just asked her and she said she needs a photo of your wife.

    You can email it to me and I'll pass it on.


  • #30
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Pics or ....

    aww crap.
    I never get to say that.

    Visiting hours 9-12 and 2-4 ;)


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  • #31
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    + 1 chlamydia
    +2 thrush
    and a smell you can't get out of your nose for a week.

    Can you get thrush on your face? That absolutely sucks.


  • #32
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Visiting hours 9-12 and 2-4 ;)

    Book me in for 9 to 7 minutes past 9.
    We'll have some foreplay.


  • #33
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Ha your the one on the choke chain, not me.
    Nah, that was last week, this week I'm holding it
    Richard Dower wrote: »
    Bizarre people posting........... ?
    <_<


  • #34
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Fûck it. Im in. Thats me in the sig. Want me to bring the jacket?

    MOAR PICS!!


  • #35
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    thelurch wrote: »
    tell your mammy you will be back soon!

    Awwwww, i was going to bring my mammy. Prude!


  • #36
    thelurch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭thelurch


    I was expecting input not PHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!


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  • #37
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    MOAR PICS!!

    /tucks back meat and veg

    Shoar baby. Pics on the way ;)


  • #38
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Hi op Im a 23year old female 5'9" blonde, 44dd, 53kg(naked weight), final year student nurse. Im looking to experiment with a like minded couple. As you can tell by my user name im extremely vain, So if you could please pm me naked pics of your wife and one of you doing jumping jacks, and if i like what i see i will be happy to give your wife some "pussy"


  • #39
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    thelurch wrote: »
    I was expecting input not PHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    I'll give 'er some input alright


  • #40
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    This is AH not the Sex and Sexuality forum, really what did you expect?


  • #41
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I dont know any woman that wants to be with your wife.. but i can offer my services.

    I'll throw one up her cornhole - you can watch of you like. But to be honest youd be better off trying to find a needle and some thread to stitch her up after im finished


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  • #42
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    snyper wrote: »
    I dont know any woman that wants to be with your wife.. but i can offer my services.

    I'll throw one up her cornhole - you can watch of you like. But to be honest youd be better off trying to find a needle and some thread to stitch her up after im finished

    Are they not a bit old for you by the time they hit marrying age snyper? :pac:


  • #43
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    orestes wrote: »
    Are they not a bit old for you by the time they hit marrying age snyper? :pac:

    maybe shes and Indian bride


  • #44
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    snyper wrote: »
    maybe shes and Indian bride

    Meaning she's only 18?


  • #45
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    ...tell her she can have it.


    ...but on one count.


    ...it's Marian Finucan or nothing.


    ...vintage chow.


  • #46
    IPushButtons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 580 ✭✭✭IPushButtons


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Visiting hours 9-12 and 2-4 ;)

    There some nice working hours (Even if you have to take a shot in the mouth) :eek:


  • #47
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    IPushButtons wrote: »
    There some nice working hours (Even if you have to take a shot in the mouth) :eek:

    They say it can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.:pac:


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