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Woke up to boyfriend ehmm....

  • 23-04-2009 10:20am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    I have a cough and a cold, I knew I was going to be coughing last night. I didn't want to keep the other half awake all night with my coughing, so I went into the spare room.

    Before we went to sleep, we had sex. It had been 4 days since we had it which is the longest we have gone without it so he was pretty horny. Anyway, about 6 this morning he came into the spare bed with me and gave out to me for going off on my own. He said he didn't care if I was coughing, it didnt matter.....

    So this morning then I woke up to the sound of him beating the meat beside me. Firstly if he wanted to do it who couldnt he have gone back into the other room. I give him his privacy. Im confused why follow me if he wanted to bash one out....

    I am confused, what should I have done....I didnt really know what to be doing with myself.

    He said he was horny thinking about last night.....(yeh right...Megan Fox more like!)

    What is the best way to react at times like this..?


Comments

  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Im confused why follow me if he wanted to bash one out....

    Did you ask him that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    No, I just went "hey if you wanna do that cant you go in the other room..!"

    He ran off to finish, I mean "have a shower"

    We laughed about it later but still what should I do in future...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭Beetlebum


    Personnaly I would love that. I would most likely have joined him and ended up
    having sex again. I really don't understand the problem here. He is your boyfriend, he had a **** beside you. So what! It's not like he cheated on you, you were right beside him. Maybe the fact that you were sleeping while he was doing it besdie you was a turn on for him? Also, who he thinks of when he beats off is none of your business. Megan Fox is a sexy girl so of course he'd get turned on picturing her, even I would and I'm a a girl.
    I honestly don't understand your issue. i would love to have a bf that horny, consider yourself lucky!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes



    He said he was horny thinking about last night.....(yeh right...Megan Fox more like!)


    To be honest when I'm knocking one out I tend to use the spank bank myself. Past experiences and the like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    I really don't see the problem, next time try turning around and offering a helping hand ;)

    If you're in the mood of course.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭puglover


    Em you don't need to react..it's over and done with... what do you want to do bring it up over lunch???

    Don't see what the issue is tbh... think my bf would be unable to contain his happiness if he woke up to me ehmm.... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Also, who he thinks of when he beats off is none of your business.

    I never said it was, I dont give a proverbial who he thinks of, Im just suprised he didn't stay in the other bed when he could have......thats the issue...its pretty simple...just asking what should I have done. It was too late to join in as judging by the strokes he was on the point of no return when I was slowly waking. If I want one I make sure the coast is clear, I dont follow the person I am trying to avoid catching me!

    The Megan Fox thing was my little joke.....
    To be honest when I'm knocking one out I tend to use the spank bank myself. Past experiences and the like.

    Im not really concerned who or what caused the need to beat the meat. I am more wondering if he deliberately came into the room where I was, was he looking to accidentally wake me up and if so......what is going on?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 639 ✭✭✭Shivers26


    Its not exactly a huge issue is it?

    Personally I just ignore it, I know he does it, its natural etc etc. He is in charge of changing the bed sheets in our house :D

    I think its sweet that he came and got you for cuddles. Did you both fall asleep then and wake up later to him playing with himself or did he do it straight away when he got you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭oldboy


    he's confident enough, comfortable enough, and turned on enough around you to be able to "knock one out" and you come on the web wondering about it ??

    and get over your insecurity cause i bet he was thinking about you and last night but you don't seem to take that as a compliment either that he had that good a time

    you should take it as a compliment, my ex used to :) and vice a versa

    and somebody is right, next time give him a hand, or join in or start having sex there and then, don't slag the chap cause you made him get up and leave the bed and have him finish off in the shower

    within the boundaries of a loving relationship its not dirty, its not a crime, and its not something you make somebody feel bad about....end of


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    I'll opt for the opposite side for a moment, personally - if I woke up to a boyfriend doing that, I dunno I'd just be a bit 'oooh.... ' *look the other way* at first. Just because I've never been in that situation. So I do understand to an extent where the OP is coming from.
    But then again, another part of me would be thinking 'well if thats what he wants to do'... or possibly trying to join in.

    I do understand the initial awkwardness, it's easy to say 'hey if he's comfortable, you guys are in a relationship etc' but if you've never been in that situation you may not be 100% clear on how to act. I'd be a bit embarrassed tbh. But I'd get over it fairly easily I'd say.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭mardybum


    I think the guy woke up, missed you and went in for a cuddle. Lyin in bed beside someone you love and you recently had sex with can be a pretty erotic sensation. Especially if the other person is asleep and you can't do anything about the horniness... so I think it's totally natural, quite a compliment and so what?

    I would have touched his legs, given him a kiss or something, let him finish and asked him if he was havin fun!

    You're lucky you're in a relationship so open and loving.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Im not really concerned who or what caused the need to beat the meat. I am more wondering if he deliberately came into the room where I was, was he looking to accidentally wake me up and if so......what is going on?

    Again. Ask him!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    he sounds like a right wanker :) just joking


    he lay next to you and had a ****, the guy loves you and feels comfortable enough to do that. don't tell him it annoyed and and try not let it annoy you again. if my gf and i have sex and i've came, the one thing that gets me going again is some mutual masturbation. the sound of her doing it is a bit turn on. enjoy it and maybe even join him next time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    doh....I feel guilty now....it was hot actually.....I wasn't cross with him or anything......its just that I was asleep and woke up confused and suprised!!

    I wish he had of woke me up really now thinking about it! lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    God, i must be a right prude, i am with my BF 13 years now and if he ever had a **** beside me in bed i would be disgusted.

    I think it is something the person should do in private unless both people are having sex, otherwise i would like to know my bed is my sleepy time and not a place i have to hear some one jerk off in....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    OP dont feel guilty - it was you and not a magazine or website that rocks this guys world -its you & thats a compliment.

    Must have been funny though

    You " Erm whatcha doing"

    Him Ah gasp "****" (muffled splutter)

    You " Ewwwww"

    Him :o

    See the funny side and give him a big hug when you get home and you might just find a different side of him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭oldboy


    doh....I feel guilty now....it was hot actually.....I wasn't cross with him or anything......its just that I was asleep and woke up confused and suprised!!

    I wish he had of woke me up really now thinking about it! lol

    well spend the last few minutes of the day thinking about it, and the journey home.....

    ....n tell him how hot you thought it was when you see him this evening.......... and see what happens :D

    good work !! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    Maybe being next to his hot girlfriend while he wanked was a turn on. Maybe he just woke up, it was there, and he started going at it without thinking about it.

    I've found **** with my partner quite a turn on - in someways it feels more intimate than having sex. Not everyone agrees, of course ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    it's a perfectly natural thing to do, and i certainly wouldnt be hurt/offended by this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    He could have been following medical advice as its a preventative measure againt prostate cancer.

    http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/prostate-cancer/AN01825


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭~Trixiebelle~


    cafecolour wrote: »
    I've found **** with my partner quite a turn on - in someways it feels more intimate than having sex. Not everyone agrees, of course ;)

    Lol!! i would have to say i disagree!!:D

    I would be so p*ssed off if i woke up to my partner beside me pulling his plum just about to climax!! Thats some serious loveage im missing out on!!! such a waste of the love juice, without moi!!:p

    He knows well i like nothing more than to be woken up in the special way he does!!;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    CDfm wrote: »
    He could have been following medical advice as its a preventative measure againt prostate cancer.

    http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/prostate-cancer/AN01825

    since when do men need excuses?;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    sam34 wrote: »
    since when do men need excuses?;)

    Gee. Some Aussie doctors recommend it for migraine and as a sleep remedy.

    Its good to be health concious:D

    The poor pet probably couldnt sleep.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 225 ✭✭calahans


    Whats sexy about your partner have a pedal beside you? I think that he should have done the job in the toilet. I'm a guy and would never do it beside someone.

    Its natural yes, but so is taking a ****, doesn't mean you do it in public.


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