Thalidomide.

Terry · 23-04-2009 1:10am #1

What's up with that?

I'm ****ling **** faced.

Disease Ridden · 23-04-2009 1:12am

"They fcuked up ma bay-ba!!"

bronte · 23-04-2009 1:15am

Eh?!

SoupyNorman · 23-04-2009 1:20am

From seeing your last post in Know your nerds, the side effects may be of concern to your unborn dude:

Thalidomide is a sedative-hypnotic, and multiple myeloma medication. The drug is a potent teratogen in rabbits and primates including humans: this means that severe birth defects may result if the drug is taken during pregnancy.

markok84 · 23-04-2009 1:20am

Trex babies??????

Extras for the new Jurassic Park flic.

K-9 · 23-04-2009 1:20am

Terry wrote: »

What's up with that?

I'm ****ling **** faced.

HUH?

How many fingers do you have?

Shulgin · 23-04-2009 1:22am

Uh-Oh

AlmightyCushion · 23-04-2009 1:49am

Quaid, start the reactor!

I have no idea what is going on by the way.

eVeNtInE · 23-04-2009 2:00am

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23-04-2009 2:05am

Three women were in the waiting room of a gynaecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.

"What was that?" The others asked her.

"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.

"What was that?" the others asked.

"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.

"What was that?" the others asked her.

"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this ****ing sweater!"

DeVore · 23-04-2009 2:05am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide

It was given to pregnant mothers by corporates without adequate testing and their kids were born deformed.

DeV.

eVeNtInE · 23-04-2009 2:10am

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bronte · 23-04-2009 2:11am

Watcha playing at Terrence?

Ich bin confused!

23-04-2009 2:12am

One of my former schoolmates was a victim of that, his hands didn't form correctly!

AlmightyCushion · 23-04-2009 2:13am

bronte wrote: »

Watcha playing at Terrence? Ich bin confused!

It's drunk Terry. He has a tendency to confuse.

23-04-2009 2:14am

Deleted User wrote: »

One of my former schoolmates was a victim of that, his hands didn't form correctly!

In all seriousness, they get a lot of abuse but you could never acuse one of them of being a wanker.

K-9 · 23-04-2009 2:25am

Deleted User wrote: »

In all seriousness, they get a lot of abuse but you could never acuse one of them of being a wanker.

Facepalm!

Sorree! I can still see the thread!

It is bad taste!

minidazzler · 23-04-2009 2:37am

Ha, Terry's drunk, he couldn't ban a squirrel right now, someone do something worth getting banned for. He isn't allowed ban you when he's drunk.............

Ruu_Old · 23-04-2009 2:39am

Ah classic Terry, brilliant!

Overheal · 23-04-2009 2:42am

This is really unprofessional you know...

I just hope you're not pregnant.

AlmightyCushion · 23-04-2009 2:47am

minidazzler wrote: »

Ha, Terry's drunk, he couldn't ban a squirrel right now, someone do something worth getting banned for. He isn't allowed ban you when he's drunk.............

This plan can't possibly fail.

bronte · 23-04-2009 2:49am

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

It's drunk Terry. He has a tendency to confuse.

Brilliant!

AlmightyCushion · 23-04-2009 2:55am

bronte wrote: »

Brilliant!

Yeah drunk Terry is keeeewl.

Overheal · 23-04-2009 3:01am

I for one hail our birth-defected overlords...

CHD · 23-04-2009 3:35am

Overheal wrote: »

I for one hail our birth-defected overlords...

I for one think people who make these kinda posts are fools.

sdanseo · 23-04-2009 4:16am

CHD wrote: »

I for one think people who make these kinda posts are fools.

And for one I think you need to lighten up a bit.*

*In addition to taking the time to welcome you as our new over-critical overlord, of course

Beruthiel · 23-04-2009 7:36am

Terry wrote: »

What's up with that?.

That's sooo 1960's Terry!

Mr Benevolent · 23-04-2009 8:04am

I can't wait till Terry re-reads this thread

Quazzie · 23-04-2009 8:09am

Terry hasn;t been back since the OP.

The only logical explanation is, he is knocked up with a now mutant baby.

Kiera · 23-04-2009 8:23am

Quazzie wrote: »

Terry hasn;t been back since the OP.

The only logical explanation is, he is knocked up with a now mutant baby.

It was a question in the pub quiz we were at last night.

Mr.Lizard · 23-04-2009 8:29am

On the upside, the other side-effect of the pill was that the victims mickey grew to a length of over 3feet thereby not affecting the ability to have a nice hand-shandy before work.

Queen-Mise · 23-04-2009 8:34am

This is boards at its best (or maybe worst).

Just how many wish they could retract drunken posts :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

DeVore · 23-04-2009 11:35am

It was the answer to a pub quiz question both Terry and I were at last night (the No Drama Group from Boards fund raiser). I think he was asking what it was and what the story with it was. Hence my factual reply (while also sh*tfaced...)

DeV.

23-04-2009 11:49am

Beruthiel wrote: »

That's sooo 1960's Terry!

Thought it was more of a Jerry Seinfeld / Krusty the Klown opening gambit for a stand up routine myself, á lá....."Sooooo, thalidomide.....whats up with that?"

@ Dev: Boooooo! for ruining the illusion that Kiera created.......it's a much better question than an answer at a table quiz.

MC: Okay folks, round 6, question 1........"Thalidomide, Whats up with that?"..........Question 2:.........."What the fcuk are you looking at?"

Turd Ferguson · 23-04-2009 11:57am

Q: Whats the smallest pub in England?

A:

The Thalidomide Arms

Terry · 23-04-2009 8:52pm

DeVore wrote: »

It was the answer to a pub quiz question both Terry and I were at last night (the No Drama Group from Boards fund raiser). I think he was asking what it was and what the story with it was. Hence my factual reply (while also sh*tfaced...)

DeV.

I knew the answer. I was just drunk and it was stuck in my head for some reason.
Anyway, we're done here.

Thalidomide.

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