How do you wake Lady Ga Ga up?

Plastic Bari · 22-04-2009 4:34pm #1

Poke her face

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 22-04-2009 4:35pm

Baby jesus is crying.

Podge2k7 · 22-04-2009 4:36pm

Old one, keep with the times!!!

Genghiz Cohen · 22-04-2009 4:36pm

I wouldn't poke her face with a 10' barge pole TBH.

Xavi6 · 22-04-2009 4:36pm

It wasn't funny the one thousand, four hundred and fifty first time.

regob · 22-04-2009 4:37pm

Plastic Bari wrote: »

Poke her face

ure post

bronte · 22-04-2009 4:38pm

Christ!

Gummy Panda · 22-04-2009 4:38pm

So it's not suck her d1ck?

Samurai · 22-04-2009 4:38pm

Plastic Bari wrote: »

Poke her face

with what?

Four-Percent · 22-04-2009 4:39pm

Whats retarded in general?

regob wrote: »

My post

Professey Chin · 22-04-2009 4:39pm

im sad now

Local-womanizer · 22-04-2009 4:39pm

I was thinking just call her,or get her an alarm.People are cranky enough waking up without their face being poked tbh.Alot of holes in your method.

RxQueen · 22-04-2009 4:40pm

i think i'm in the wrong ad

My name is URL · 22-04-2009 4:41pm

Throw one into her

I would

no shame

baglady · 22-04-2009 4:43pm

lame

Turd Ferguson · 22-04-2009 4:43pm

Whats a lady ga ga?

Dord · 22-04-2009 4:46pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Whats a lady ga ga?

Well, it's this special time in a boys life where....

*runs away*

Diabhal Beag · 22-04-2009 4:48pm

Tis a hermaphrodite

Dennis the Stone · 22-04-2009 4:49pm

I like tea

Pighead · 22-04-2009 4:51pm

Your critics would probably say a better joke would be:
How do you wake up Plastic Bari?
You don't. She can't tell rubbish jokes when she's sleeping.

It's not the greatest joke Pighead's ever heard in fairness Plastic Bari. It seems a tad obvious and there doesn't seem to have been much thought put into it. It would be like Pighead thinking of a Pop Star and her biggest hit single, putting them together with maybe a small play on the words to produce a tired old joke.

Lets see. Ok Britney Spears and Hit me baby one more time. Em Ok lets try it.
What did Britney Spears say to her very very young dressmaker?
Fit me baby one more time.

Actually that's pretty good. Ha Ha He He Lol. This is actually great fun. Pighead retracts his earlier dismissive commensts. keep them coming Plastic.

ciaran76 · 22-04-2009 4:51pm

I'd take a poker to her face alright!

Lynskey · 22-04-2009 5:20pm

Plastic Bari wrote: »

Poke her face

C'mon, this is AH, only people on bebo would find that remotely humorous

wandatowell · 22-04-2009 5:23pm

Who the **** is lady gaa gaa?

Plastic Bari · 22-04-2009 5:32pm

:)

Pighead wrote: »

Your critics would probably say a better joke would be:
How do you wake up Plastic Bari?
You don't. She can't tell rubbish jokes when she's sleeping.

It's not the greatest joke Pighead's ever heard in fairness Plastic Bari. It seems a tad obvious and there doesn't seem to have been much thought put into it. It would be like Pighead thinking of a Pop Star and her biggest hit single, putting them together with maybe a small play on the words to produce a tired old joke.

Lets see. Ok Britney Spears and Hit me baby one more time. Em Ok lets try it.
What did Britney Spears say to her very very young dressmaker?
Fit me baby one more time.

Serious man thats terrible !!!!!! My lady ga ga one was much better

Professey Chin · 22-04-2009 5:38pm

Lynskey wrote: »

C'mon, this is AH, only people on bebo would find that remotely humorous

We're much more cultured and sophisticated here :pac:

Lynskey · 22-04-2009 5:40pm

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

We're much more cultured and sophisticated here :pac:

And much more cynical

Vain · 22-04-2009 5:41pm

A blonde opened a box of cheerios and said, "Look, donut seeds!!"

Vain · 22-04-2009 5:46pm

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
I scream soda people can hear me.

half pint · 22-04-2009 5:59pm

Samurai wrote: »

with what?

Your disco stick

GLaDOS · 22-04-2009 6:05pm

The term fail is thrown around a lot these days....

Borneo Fnctn · 22-04-2009 7:05pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again; I'd pull her on like a wet sock. Obviously that's pending an inspection (I heard she has a knob. Gotta be sure that's not true.)

22-04-2009 7:39pm

Vain wrote: »

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
I scream soda people can hear me.

Tears rolling down my face. Oh I enjoyed that :pac:

Crow71 · 22-04-2009 8:43pm

Never mind lady gaga. Shes just another gay fish imo

Captain-America · 22-04-2009 9:03pm

Plastic Bari wrote: »

Poke her face

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no.

Mint Sauce · 22-04-2009 9:08pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Whats a lady ga ga?

wandatowell wrote: »

Who the **** is lady gaa gaa?

a very untalanted singer, i would not poke her face with any ones

Insect Overlord · 22-04-2009 9:47pm

There was this one time, I read a thread, and it was stupid and smelly and I said "Wow, they'll never come up with anything worse than this, this really sucks" and I thought that I'd never see anything as bad as it again, and then I read this thread and it made me cry

Schism · 22-04-2009 10:39pm

Oh, I get it.... I get jokes

keefg · 22-04-2009 11:01pm

If Lady Ga Ga were asleep - instead of waking her with said "poke in the face" I would take the opportunity to smother her with a pillow.

Therefore never having to endure that tripe she calls music again.

griffdaddy · 22-04-2009 11:51pm

I thought the answer was going to be 'pull her tampon string', following on from that last Lady Ga Ga thread

NickNolte · 22-04-2009 11:58pm

I'd wake Lady Ga Ga up with yore ma

How do you wake Lady Ga Ga up?

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