Girl foils robbery and rapes robber for 48 hours

Tar.Aldarion

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/1292/42/376242.htm

In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a female hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon.

Attentive Crime Watch readers will need little more than the first paragraph of this post to understand that this bizarre saga was relayed by the intrepid crime hacks over at the web site Life.ru, which, together with newspaper Tvoi Den, is setting the bar extremely high for sensationalist scoops.

According to Life.ru, the events unfolded on the evening of March 14 as the stylist was wrapping up her shift at the salon in the Kaluga region town of Meshchovsk.

The robber, a 32-year-old man identified by Life.ru as "Viktor," burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.

At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a "delicate" girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.

Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room.

Curiously, Life.ru reports, Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive.

But this feel-good moment for the good guy proved ephemeral. Things soon turned ugly, according to Life.ru.

The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to "take off his underwear" and, with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp, let her do as she pleases, lest she call the cops, Life.ru said.

She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported.

First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs, according to a copy of the complaint posted on Life.ru.

Olga was apparently incensed when she learned of the complaint. She had, after all, even tried to be nice to her purported captive.

"What a jerk," Life.ru quoted her as saying. "Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left."

The following day, Olga filed a complaint with police, asking that Viktor be charged in the salon robbery. Life.ru posted a copy of her statement as well.

"I don't know what's going to happen now," the web site quoted a local police officer as saying. "We could put both of them behind bars: him for robbery, her for rape and assault."

I'm exhausted.

Dear diary, jackpot.

If she kept going, death by snuu snuu.

The_Minister

The thing is, she's probably fat:(

Tar.Aldarion

The_Minister wrote: »

The thing is, she's probably fat:(

Without pictures she's the hotest thing around! Everybody knows 'delicate' is the papers way of saying thin and Hoootttt. Use you mind man

D.Q

well...

*goes to rob local hairdressers*

Snowie

The_Minister wrote: »

The thing is, she's probably fat:(

eh shes trained in self defense there useually quite fit an strong ....

i dunno rob a sallon and get sex slaved for 48 hours

limericklad87

without pictures of her i fail to see a crime...........

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2975/tatu088412bh2.jpg

Snowie

limericklad87 wrote: »

without pictures of her i fail to see a crime...........

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2975/tatu088412bh2.jpg

you shoulnt of done that

KitKat4Me

Thats great! Makes me wanna robb the hair salon down the street!:D

Davidius

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

If she kept going, death by snuu snuu.

"What are you, gay?"

gobo99

http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_turns_robber_into_sex-slave.html?fullstory

shes hot

tech77

In Soviet Russia, hot woman violate YOU.

Sorry, couldn't resist the obvious.
Humblest apologies.

doonothing

tech77 wrote: »

In Soviet Russia, hot woman violates YOU.

Sorry, couldn't resist the obvious.
Humblest apologies.

Ah don't apologise, it was good

tech77

doonothing wrote: »

Ah don't apologise, it was good

[po-faced gravitas] Nah just a bit wary of making light of what is potentially a very serious issue...[/po-faced gravitas]

randylonghorn

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Dear diary, jackpot.

If she kept going, death by snuu snuu.

Wait ...!

What are you doing in AH?!! :pac:

Tar.Aldarion

Certainly not moderating anyway!

CliffHuxtabel

gobo99 wrote: »

http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_turns_robber_into_sex-slave.html?fullstory

shes hot

With her face unblurred:


http://www.wbu.edu/news_and_events/images/GregValentine.jpg

WindSock

Ah good old AH. Great job on perpetuating the idea that it's ok for women to rape men.

Quazzie

WindSock wrote: »

Ah good old AH. Great job on perpetuating the idea that it's ok for women to rape men.

Oh here we go........

AnonoBoy

WindSock wrote: »

Ah good old AH. Great job on perpetuating the idea that it's ok for women to rape men.

I think we should come down harder on hairdresser robberies myself.

Mr. Incognito

She probably has aids.

mike65

She paid him a 1000 rubbles so does that mean he's a whore?

WindSock

Quazzie wrote: »

Oh here we go........

Here we go what? A poster the other day said something about guaranteeing I wouldn't stick up for a bloke. Well here is my I'm proving you wrong post. :cool:

Zadkiel

mike65 wrote: »

She paid him a 1000 rubbles so does that mean he's a whore?

Manwhoring aint as lucrative as it once was I heard.
A badly abused Mangina is hardly worth the 1,000.00 Rubles

Quazzie

Are you standing up for a bloke just to prove the other poster wrong though?

Gone Drinking

Ah Russia, a place dreams are made of

Davei141

If only this story was real.

Queen-Mise

She was one frustrated hairdresser. Absolutely baffling thing to do.

Take on a man with a gun, and then feed him viagra and rape him. I wonder did he enjoy it at all.

I actually have to idea whether she did good or bad... I am shaking my head and laughing at the same time.

'Damaged genitalia' - what exactly did she do.... I wonder

LouOB

How did she have viagra 'handy'?

Crime and punishment - should bring it in here

Gone Drinking

Queen-Mise wrote: »

I wonder did he enjoy it at all.

Does a bear siht in the woods?

WindSock

Quazzie wrote: »

Are you standing up for a bloke just to prove the other poster wrong though?

No

Turd Ferguson

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Does a bear siht in the woods?

'siht' isnt a word so I would doubt it to be honest

Hail 2 Da Chimp

LouOB wrote: »

How did she have viagra 'handy'?

Because Russian chicks are the best!!!


Alternative answer: She's ugly and knows the score.

Latchy

Robber is aducted and abused by nymphomaniac Russian hairdresser .

You couldn't make it up .

JC 2K3

In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a male hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after she unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon.

Attentive Crime Watch readers will need little more than the first paragraph of this post to understand that this bizarre saga was relayed by the intrepid crime hacks over at the web site Life.ru, which, together with newspaper Tvoi Den, is setting the bar extremely high for sensationalist scoops.

According to Life.ru, the events unfolded on the evening of March 14 as the stylist was wrapping up his shift at the salon in the Kaluga region town of Meshchovsk.

The robber, a 32-year-old woman identified by Life.ru as "Olga," burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss her their money.

At this point, 28-year-old Viktor, whom Life.ru describes as a "delicate" man trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when he offered to hand over his cash. But when Olga tried to accept his contribution, Viktor surprised her with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of her before he flipped her to the ground.

Viktor proceeded to tie Olga up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged her and dragged her into a storage room.

Curiously, Life.ru reports, Viktor instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive.

But this feel-good moment for the good guy proved ephemeral. Things soon turned ugly, according to Life.ru.

The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Viktor told Olga to "take off her underwear" and, with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp, let him do as he pleases, lest he call the cops, Life.ru said.

He tied her to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric and had his way with her several times over the next 48 hours.

First, she went to the hospital to have her injured genitals treated; then she went to police and filed a complaint asking that Viktor be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left her with injured sexual organs, according to a copy of the complaint posted on Life.ru.

Viktor was apparently incensed when he learned of the complaint. He had, after all, even tried to be nice to his purported captive.

"What a jerk," Life.ru quoted him as saying. "Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought her new jeans, gave her food and drink, and gave her 1,000 rubles when he left."

The following day, Viktor filed a complaint with police, asking that Olga be charged in the salon robbery. Life.ru posted a copy of her statement as well.

"I don't know what's going to happen now," the web site quoted a local police officer as saying. "We could put both of them behind bars: her for robbery, him for rape and assault."

I'm exhausted.

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i71jskz5xu42pb

I call shenanigans

A robber comes into the shop, she tackles him with her yellow belt (the same one most seven year old karate students have?). After locking him in the cupboard her work mates think nothing of leaving her there alone with him? "You ok alone with the robberski in the cupboardski? we're off down the pub for some wodka, ktaxbai"

If you'd all disengage from your hairdresser fantasies for a minute I think you'd all get a strong whiff of bullshıt from this story.

RATM

What a story:D
I'd say Olga is going to have a queue of robbers outside her salon from now on. And they'll all want a free pair of jeans to boot.

dyl10

Jesus, how bad did she break his balls? :eek:

Tar.Aldarion

Zadkiel wrote: »

Manwhoring aint as lucrative as it once was I heard.
A badly abused Mangina is hardly worth the 1,000.00 Rubles

But he got new jeans!!!

Somehow

Belfast

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/1292/42/376242.htm



Dear diary, jackpot.

If she kept going, death by snuu snuu.

Pulp fictions come to mind.

Captain-America

Belfast wrote: »

Pulp fictions come to mind.

Which one?


Story sounds like complete bollocks. Purely by the way it's written.

stepbar

Queen-Mise wrote: »

She was one frustrated hairdresser. Absolutely baffling thing to do.

Take on a man with a gun, and then feed him viagra and rape him. I wonder did he enjoy it at all.

I actually have to idea whether she did good or bad... I am shaking my head and laughing at the same time.

'Damaged genitalia' - what exactly did she do.... I wonder

Sexually frustrated I guess.....

Thundercats Ho

Belfast wrote: »

Pulp fictions come to mind.

Was thinking the same..