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24 hours to live

stateofflux · 2009-04-21 23:40:28

a man is told by the doctor that he has 24 hours left to live. after he hears the shocking news, he goes home and tells his wife who starts crying..."is there anything i can do?" she said...he replies "yes, could you give me a final farewell blowjob?"....the wife obliges and gives him the best blowjob he ever had....10…

21-04-2009 11:40pm

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a man is told by the doctor that he has 24 hours left to live. after he hears the shocking news, he goes home and tells his wife who starts crying..."is there anything i can do?" she said...he replies "yes, could you give me a final farewell blowjob?"....the wife obliges and gives him the best blowjob he ever had....10 hours to go and he asks her for a last shag...she's into into it and they have mindblowing sex for 2 hours".....4 hours to go, lieing in bed...he asks his wife..."any chance of a final blowjob?"..."**** off!" she replies "I've to be up for work in the morning, You don't!" :pac::pac:

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