I need somewhere to crash

dublinario

Anybody have a couch going free? I've been thrown out of my apartment for, get this, "violent overtures toward the other residents", whatever the hell that means. I admit I've been having problems with aggression since getting out of Mountjoy, but I was dehumanised in there. My own cell mate violated me with a toilet brush. That does things to your mind, not to mention the toilet brush.

I'm just trying to get my head together, and need somewhere to get the head down for a few months. I'm not working, so I figure I could pay my way by babysitting your kids? I hate kids. I mean I really, really hate them, with an alarming, burning intensity. But needs must. I'd be prepared to just shut them out while I look after them.

Any takers?

Overheal

/in before Red XIV

silvine

U sound like a lovely chap, PM sent.

James Forde

IBTL

ScumLord

couchsurfing.com

120_Minutes

Kerry Katona needs a sitter. you're perfect.

dublinario

silvine wrote: »

U sound like a lovely chap, PM sent.

Silvine, I've read your PM, and I cannot agree to your terms. I will not -- I repeat, will not -- sponge bath another man. Ain't no way, no how.