I had a threesome last night and it was the worst sexual experience I've ever had

LepperJoe

One of my best friends and I went out to a night club and got ridiculously wasted. At some point I started making out with some girl and long story short, my friend and I ended up with this girl and another one of her girlfriends at her place. My friend was entertaining one girl and the other girl and I were making out in her bedroom. By the time we started to pass out my beer goggles started to wear off and the girl was just fat and nasty as hell. It’s now 6:00am I just wanted to go to sleep.

My friend, this girl and I are lying in her bed and all of a sudden this girl starts giving me a blowjob. I couldn't believe this girl was going down on me right next to my friend. The next thing I know, this girl starts blowing my friend as well.

The girl switched between us a bunch of times and the whole time my friend and I are looking at each other with that look of "what the hell, how did this happen?". She started getting ****ed by my friend and blowing me. I started to get hard so she gets another condom and starts to ride me. Condom + exhausted + liquor dick + already blown a load earlier in the day = limp in less than 5 seconds. I couldn't help but laugh and said it just wasn't gonna happen. My friend finishes up, then I finish, and this girl looks like she's just loving every minute of it.

I'm really comfortable around my friend (we play hockey together and see each other naked all the time) so I'm not really bothered by the fact that that we were both with this girl at the same time, but the entire time I was thinking about how much I didn't want to be doing it. The girl was so nasty and I just kinda realized how much I really don’t want to be sharing sexual experiences and also having experiences with random people. I mean, I’ve had a number of moments where I realized I didn’t want any more random encounters, but this kinda takes the cake.

I’m 26 and I feel retarded that I let yet another unbelievably stupid thing happen. I hate that one day I've gotta tell a significant other about this ridiculous experience. I certainly don't wanna have to hear that a significant other of mine may have been tag teamed before she met me, just like a girl I'm with likely doesn’t really want to know this about me (I mean I felt more like Ross from Friends and it was a pretty boring experience overall, but still, who wants to hear it?).

Maybe it would have been better if it was two girls, but this was a very regrettable experience.

Live and learn I guess...

Anima

I hate that one day I've gotta tell a significant other about this ridiculous experience.

Whys that now?

Overheal

Erm................ Interesting experience?

Lookit, if you want this crazy **** to stop, have you thought about cutting back or stopping the drinking? If youre getting so drunk that you are getting beer goggles and finding yourself in wildly obscure scenarios, something has gotta give.

Beruthiel

Could you explain what exactly your personal issue is?

MagicMarker

Congratulations, you've won yourself CHLAMYDIA!!

It all sounds rather nasty tbh. I would keep it to myself if I were you.

prinz

No real issue here.Besides a compulsion to copy and paste imo. Tell someone don't tell someone...

Saruman

LepperJoe wrote: »

By the time we started to pass out my beer goggles started to wear off and the girl was just fat and nasty as hell..

In the herald and metro today there is a story on how the beer goggles myth is just that, a myth.
Drink might inhibit your ability to think straight but it does not make a girl seem any more attractive than she is.

t-ha

Saruman wrote: »

In the herald and metro today there is a story on how the beer goggles myth is just that, a myth.
Drink might inhibit your ability to think straight but it does not make a girl seem any more attractive than she is.

Well then that sorts that - I mean it was in the herald AND the metro!

I mean, it's not like any of us here have ever had access to drink so that we could draw our own conclusions by using our own brains?!

Pub07

t-ha wrote: »

Well then that sorts that - I mean it was in the herald AND the metro!

I mean, it's not like any of us here have ever had access to drink so that we could draw our own conclusions by using our own brains?!

Dead right. It is 100% true that drink can make a member of the opposite sex seem more attractive.

Saruman

I did not believe the article myself
This is what I read.

LegacyUser

Euw, so she was blowin your friend and then blowin you with the same mouth!?

This is what I dont get about men, did the thought of hygiene never cross your mind?

There is no way I would allow a man to touch me with a penis/mouth that had just licked/fcuked another woman!

Why? Because I dont want another womans germs/juices/diseases etc near my bits.

But men? They let some filthy skank of a thing use the same mouth/whatever on two at the one time.

Diseases are not sexy. Health is.

veryangryman

LepperJoe wrote: »

Maybe it would have been better if it was two girls, but this was a very regrettable experience.

Live and learn I guess...

My thoughts exactly. I dont care how many times you see your mate naked. Its a different kettle of fish! :pac:

el_tiddlero

you're feeling bad because you didn't observe one of the central tenets of the "Bro Code" - no eye contact between bros during a devil's threeway..

Victor

Unregistered wrote: »

There is no way I would allow a man to touch me with a penis/mouth that had just licked/fcuked another woman!

So, you'll put a penis inside you, but not if it has touched another woman.

Now, yes, two partners is more risky than one, but isn't the about a little hypocritical?

JC 2K3

I don't see why someone wanting to share a negative sexual experience isn't a personal issue....

OP, why didn't either of you tell her to stop if you weren't enjoying it?

smileysurfer

JC 2K3 wrote: »

OP, why didn't either of you tell her to stop if you weren't enjoying it?

Exactly!!Why didnt you tell her to stop? surely you have a mouth of your own also :rolleyes:

LegacyUser

Victor wrote: »

So, you'll put a penis inside you, but not if it has touched another woman.

Yes of course I will put a penis inside me, but certainly not one that has been in bodily contact with another partner seconds before.....before I get into unprotected sex with anyone there is months of condom use and a his n hers full STI screen ......
Anything else is just stupid.

Victor wrote: »

Now, yes, two partners is more risky than one, but isn't the about a little hypocritical?

I think you mean the above rather than the about, but anyway....sorry hypocrasy?
I dont get that. I dont allow bacterial/viral/fungal cross contamination occur in my nether regions...what does that have to do with hypocrasy?

OP described a girl sucking off himself and his friend in the same session, bodily fluids being shared with 3 people. If this girl did this this night, just imagine the legions of ex partners they are all sharing germs with....lovely.

LegacyUser

so, what exactly are you complaining about ? That the girl was "fat and nasty" ?, you could have said "era, your ok love". Hopefully the next time she'll be a lingerie model for ya.

Lobelia Overhill

I see what the problem is, you thought a threesome would be some mind blowingly incredible sexual experience

and it wasn't.

fantasy vs reality.


Ye live and learn! And you don't need to tell a future wife about it!

cafecolour

Some people like it, some people don't and will laugh it off, some people don't and feel dirty.

Well, it's the next day - you're suffering the 'shame over' from alcohol, a depressant. ie 'Oh my god I'm never going to drink/have random sex/etc. again."

You'll be embarrassed the next time you see your mate - either laugh it off or it don't mention it. Months from now, you'll either have mostly forgotten about it, or find it amusing in a stupid way.

Plus, you've got a bit of the virgin/whore complex - you seem to find the girl nasty entirely because she was willing to do that with 2 guys. So marry a virgin, or never ask

nomorebadtown

cafecolour wrote: »

Plus, you've got a bit of the virgin/whore complex - you seem to find the girl nasty entirely because she was willing to do that with 2 guys. So marry a virgin, or never ask

Eh no. Where are you getting that from? They were making out and then the beer goggles wore off him and it turned out she was fugly.

Toots

The best advice I can give you is try to forget about it and move on. You're not the first person to have regrets the next morning and you won't be the last. It happens, now it's up to you to make sure you don't let it happen again. Dwelling on it won't help you though.

sillyputty

Toots85 wrote: »

The best advice I can give you is try to forget about it and move on. You're not the first person to have regrets the next morning and you won't be the last.

Exactly, everyone makes mistakes and has regrets the morning after the night before.
You got wasted - maybe that should tell you something about your social life? Just move on and forget about it, there is no rule that says one day you are going to have to share this with a significant other, tell no one.

LegacyUser

I find what your saying about that girl, and the opinion other people seem to back up, really offensive. Since when is "fat" and "ugly" a nice way to describe someone. Were there not three of you there? Did you not go home with that girl?

andrew

Unregistered wrote: »

I find what your saying about that girl, and the opinion other people seem to back up, really offensive. Since when is "fat" and "ugly" a nice way to describe someone. Were there not three of you there? Did you not go home with that girl?

It's not a nice description...but if it's true and it's one of the reasons the OP is posting then what's the problem? Seems to me the OP just needed to put his thoughts down somewhere more then him actually having a major problem.

Piste

Why do you feel you *have* to tell future partners down the line? It's nobody's business but yours!

mardybum

Once you get yourself checked out and you know you havn't got the clap or any other std there's no reason to tell anyone.

I found out some unsavoury sexual history from a boyfriend - threesome etc, and I hated it. If he had no need to tell me, then I didn't need to know.

herya

Would that be any different if the girl was attractive? Maybe you shouldn't go with people when you're too drunk to see if they meet your standards :rolleyes: