Woman gets access to dead lover's sperm

Run_to_da_hills

A Bronx judge has given a woman permission to get the sperm of her deceased lover so she could attempt to conceive his baby. The fiance, Johnny Quintana, died at 31 of an apparent heart attack.

Quintana had wanted to have a second child with his fiancee. Doctors say his sperm had to be collected quickly because it only stays viable 36 hours after death. A court order was needed to harvest the sperm, because Quintana and his fiancee, Gisela Marrero, were not married. The judge gave permission Friday with only four hours left until the deadline.

Sperm bank staffers went to Jacobi Medical Center, where Quintana's body was. His fiancee, Gisela Marrero, already has a 2-year-old son with Quintana.

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andrew

Won't be the first time a stiff got someone pregnant.

Run_to_da_hills

andrew wrote: »

Won't be the first time a stiff got someone pregnant.

necrophilia is the technical term. :eek:

Jesus Wept

So 'harvest' is the term used for sperm collection, there ya go.

Off to harvest the bejaysais out of myself, later.

Senna

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

sperm.. only stays viable 36 hours after death.

Good to know

kumate_champ07

Senna wrote: »

Good to know

something else you should know, senna is used to stimulate the bowels to **** out turds that are stuck in the colon. perhaps u knew this or your name is really senna

Senna

<<<<<<<<If the Yellow helmet doesn't give it away, i'm not going to explain it.

kumate_champ07

Senna wrote: »

<<<<<<<<If the Yellow helmet doesn't give it away, i'm not going to explain it.

f1 driver?

Sharpshooter

The Bronx judge said "yes" on Friday with only four hours left until the deadline.

Sperm bank staffers then rushed to Jacobi Medical Centre, where Mr Quintana's body lay.

Tell me they didn't.:eek:

Zillah

I'd imagine a syringe was used rather than any other more...er, exotic method.

randylonghorn

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Doctors say his sperm had to be collected quickly because it only stays viable 36 hours after death. A court order was needed to harvest the sperm, because Quintana and his fiancee, Gisela Marrero, were not married. The judge gave permission Friday with only four hours left until the deadline.

Sperm bank staffers went to Jacobi Medical Center, where Quintana's body was.

One last one to look forward to, excellent!!

Zillah wrote: »

I'd imagine a syringe was used rather than any other more...er, exotic method.

Don't spoil the dream, dude!

alexandros

randylonghorn wrote: »

Don't spoil the dream, dude!

You could fcuk a dead body for hours but I don't think you will get it to produce sperm.
Not speaking from personal experience.
But I don't think it works that way.

galwayrush

Smells fishy:rolleyes:

phasers

I wonder how she'll explain how babies are made to it...

galwayrush

phasers wrote: »

I wonder how she'll explain how babies are made to it...

The Tabloids will look after that bit.:rolleyes:

Hagar

If he hasn't consented to the "harvest" isn't it rape?
Dear God what is the world coming to?

phasers

Hagar wrote: »

If he hasn't consented to the "harvest" isn't it rape?
Dear God what is the world coming to?

This is the kind of stuff that should be in wedding vows. "I promise to love,honour etc... also to harvest your swimmers in the event of your death"

galwayrush

Guess it would be dead boring if it was the other way around.;)

Hagar

phasers wrote: »

This is the kind of stuff that should be in wedding vows. "I promise to love,honour etc... also to harvest your swimmers in the event of your death"

It already is, "til death us do part". Marriage ends at death as would an informal partnership. Therefore the survivor has "marital rights" vis-a-vis the deceased.

ahara

It would be bittererly ironic if she gave birth to a little baby zombie that attacked her and ate her brains.

S.I.R

can it work the other way around ??


wheres jade goodie ?? we need more people to laugh at !

Capt'n Midnight

S.I.R wrote: »

can it work the other way around ??


wheres jade goodie ?? we need more people to laugh at !

D'oh

I could have made a fortune selling her eggs on ebay

javaboy

S.I.R wrote: »

can it work the other way around ??


wheres jade goodie ?? we need more people to laugh at !

Yet another fine thread Goodywin'd in its prime.

Overheal

ahara wrote: »

It would be bittererly ironic if she gave birth to a little baby zombie that attacked her and ate her brains.

Its a better pitch than zombie nerve-gas...

Eoin

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

A Bronx judge has given a woman permission to get the sperm of her deceased lover so she could attempt to conceive his baby. The fiance, Johnny Quintana, died at 31 of an apparent heart attack.

OK, I give up - where's the conspiracy?

Rhyme

ahara wrote: »

It would be bittererly ironic if she gave birth to a little baby zombie that attacked her and ate her brains.

I've seen that film, Peter Jackson directed it.

LD 50

The-Rigger wrote: »

So 'harvest' is the term used for sperm collection, there ya go.

Off to harvest the bejaysais out of myself, later.

you should get someone to do it for you

Zillah

Hagar wrote: »

If he hasn't consented to the "harvest" isn't it rape?
Dear God what is the world coming to?

You can't rape a dead person, by definition. That's why people who get it on with corpses are charged with something way less severe.

Joey the lips

Whats next ahh I know she is going to sue the exec of his estate for maintenance, Jasus she will prob have to sue herself. That must be another first,

Only in america!

Super_spunk_collector

Aidric

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

something else you should know, senna is used to stimulate the bowels to **** out turds that are stuck in the colon. perhaps u knew this or your name is really senna

Lol.

S.I.R

javaboy wrote: »

Yet another fine thread Goodywin'd in its prime.

yet another " lets all thank a mods post "... Post.

ShooterSF

This thread started weird when I thought he had donated sperm and she was trying to get it. then it got a lot worse.

Sharpshooter

S.I.R wrote: »

can it work the other way around ??
wheres jade goodie ?? we need more people to laugh at !

javaboy wrote: »

Yet another fine thread Goodywin'd in its prime.

S.I.R wrote: »

yet another " lets all thank a mods post "... Post.

Only the posters that agreed, as far as I can see.
Hardly all?

Dudess

S.I.R wrote: »

yet another " lets all thank a mods post "... Post.

Wow... It's all in your head, dude.

Sharpshooter

ss.