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ACRONYMS FOR CARS AND AIRLINES

  • 17-04-2009 12:19pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    AUDI

    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

    All Un-informed Drivers Insulted

    All Unnecessary Devices Installed



    BMW

    Big Money Works

    Bought My Wife

    Brutal Money Waster



    BUICK

    Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer



    CHEVROLET

    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time



    DODGE

    Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere



    FORD

    Fix Or Repair Daily

    Found On Road, Dead

    Fast Only Rolling Downhill

    F**king Old Rebuilt Dodge (sent in by Bob Pierce of "The Daily Vault" Album Reviews)



    GM

    General Maintenance



    GMC

    Garage Man's Companion



    HONDA

    Had One Never Did Again

    Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.



    HYUNDAI

    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?



    MAZDA

    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along



    OLDSMOBILE

    Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every .... day.

    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment



    SAAB

    Send Another Automobile Back



    TOYOTA

    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto



    VOLVO

    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object



    VW

    Virtually Worthless



    AIRLINES



    AA

    Abort! Abort!

    Always Awful


    AERLINGUS

    Always Expensive Really Like I give U Service



    Alitalia

    Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival



    American

    A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now



    AWA

    Always Wasting Assets



    BA

    Bloody Awful



    BEA

    Better Eat Afterwards



    Delta

    Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta

    Don't Every Leave The Airport



    Northwest

    Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport



    Olympic

    Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash



    Pan Am

    Pilots Are Not A Must

    Poor Airline Needs Any Money



    Qantas

    Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick


    RYANAIR

    R You A Naturist AIR passanger ? .. please pay €1000 euro if you answer this question and claim your free flight ! Clothing is an optional extra which can be carried at €50 a kilo , Please ensure you have correct €20 in change for hot air facilities in flight, €20 for a disposable seat cover, €10 fo a sick bag . We also recommend you take our cheap €50,000 CDW insurance to avoid having to split the cost of a 20 million euro aircraft with your fellow passengers



    Sabena

    Such A Bad Experience - Never Again



    SAHSA

    Stay At Home, Stay Alive



    TWA

    That Was Accidental

    Today's Worst Airline



    United

    Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters



    USAir (used to be Allegheny Airlines):

    Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality

    Underwater seats available in rear



    Uta

    Unlikely To Arrive

    Unable To Ascend


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭WillyWonka


    Might be funny...if I was still 12 :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    LOTUS.

    Lots of trouble, usually serious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    Fiat - Fix it again tomorrow


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    thee glitz wrote: »
    Fiat - Fix it again tomorrow
    Been there, done that :(


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