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A dead Crocodile found in Berlin river.

  • 17-04-2009 2:06am
    #1
    Run_to_da_hills
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    A dead crocodile was found beside a river in the German capital today, police said it is unclear where it came from . :eek:

    http://news.eircom.net/breakingnews/15426695/?view=Standard

    A dead crocodile was found beside a river in the German capital today, police said.

    A statement said officers discovered the 4ft (1.2m) animal lying in grass on the bank of the Havel river in Berlin's Spandau district.

    It was unclear where it came from.

    Police came equipped with a lasso to capture the reptile but quickly realised that it was not moving. It was taken away in a body bag.

    Officers said bystanders could give no information about where the crocodile came from.


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  • #2
    live2thewire
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    i was trying to find a joke about africans(i.e crocadiles are african) taking our jobs but well maby there are already crocs in europe.


  • #3
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Global Warming, they must be migrating from the Nile.:p


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
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    I'd say it was the NWO trying to build up hysteria so that their evil global navy can take over the world pretending they are saving us from the crocs.:mad:


  • #5
    live2thewire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭live2thewire


    a dead crocadile is a good crocadile.


  • #6
    smellslikeshoes
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    Hardly worthy news, it was only 4ft long so somebody probably had as a pet.


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  • #7
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    You wont find them in Dublin, they are afraid of being eaten by natural predators like Mary Harney.


  • #8
    Nodin
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    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    You wont find them in Dublin, they are afraid of being eaten by natural predators like Mary Harney.

    Natural History museum was put in the wrong place....closed for renovations my arse...Harney took one look and next thing the place was like a butchers.....


  • #9
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Nodin wrote: »
    Natural History museum was put in the wrong place....closed for renovations my arse...Harney took one look and next thing the place was like a butchers.....

    yeah, an animal who has visited the taxidermist is like a dehydrated snack to Mary Harney.

    I heard Dublin Zoo has a restraining order against her. The baboons go ape **** when shes within a mile of the place.


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