'I totally understand O.J.,' Hulk Hogan tells Rolling Stone

Rented Mule

(CNN) -- Pro wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, embroiled in a bitter divorce with his wife, Linda, told Rolling Stone magazine he can "totally understand" O.J. Simpson, the former football great found liable for the deaths of his wife and another man.

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene like O.J., cutting everybody's throat," Hogan said in the interview for a feature that will run in Friday's edition of the magazine.

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife... .

"I totally understand O.J. I get it," Hogan said


In my best Forrest Gump voice.....

Hulk always had a way of explaining things so I would understand.

That's what you want to put out there in the media. The old 'I should have cut her head off, because it would have been less of an inconvenience' line.

Pighead

What a spanner! The Hulkster is obviously not familiar with Newtons 3rd law which states To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction

Listen Hogan if you sleep with your daughters best pal and your missus finds out there is a pretty good chance that she's gonna divorce you and take half of everything you own as well as getting a bit of retribution by pulling a bloke half her age as well. Your actions here stink to be honest. It's like Pighead dropping a glass of milk on the floor and then crying over it. Unlike Hogan, Newton was no fool

Professey Chin

Whatcha gonna do brother?WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER GOES OJ ON YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Whatcha gonna do brother?WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER GOES OJ ON YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

....probably life without parole.

ciantheod

did he really hook up with one of his daughters mates ?then hes got no arguement unfortunately. The mtv curse strikes again.

Rhyme

Hulkamania runnin' wild on divorce court.

WHOOOOO!!!

Professey Chin

ciantheod wrote: »

did he really hook up with one of his daughters mates ?then hes got no arguement unfortunately. The mtv curse strikes again.

After the separation I think, and it was 1 of brookes dance teachers or somethin who was about 30

MagicMarker

Brooke Hogan can do the splits on my pillow.

Sean Quagmire

I can't believe you fell for all this divorce stuff...it's all part of the script in the WWE.

EVERYONE knows that :rolleyes:

Mitch Connor

i wouldn't kill her, but i'd shake the sh1t outta her...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

I can't believe you fell for all this divorce stuff...it's all part of the script in the WWE.

EVERYONE knows that :rolleyes:

No, that would have involved Kane and George Steele in a gang rape with Hogan's son in the back of a limo while the Hulkster was being beaten up in the car park outside.

c0rk3r

Pighead wrote: »

What a spanner! The Hulkster is obviously not familiar with Newtons 3rd law which states To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction

I dont think pighead is either because you just butchered the definition.

Whos hasnt thought about killing their wife?

Mr.Lizard

Not the same Hulk Hogan who said [URL="httphttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk1TEfLeTKs"]this[/URL]?

Rented Mule

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

Not the same Hulk Hogan who said [URL="httphttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk1TEfLeTKs"]this[/URL]?

That can't be real !!

When has Hulk ever said The page cannot be displayed??

DrumSteve

“In generalities, thank God people are nipping at my heels, talking about me, and jealous. Sometimes people celebrate my failures. It's just a different take on things. Sometimes people are good people and sometimes people are bad people. Randy Savage, for instance, told everybody for 3 years that he was going to kick my butt. I ran into him in Orlando, walked right up to him, offered to shake his hand - he wouldn't shake my hand, didn't want to go outside. He just sat in his chair and shook for 30 minutes scared to death. That has got to tell you something about his character. He can say whatever he wants. I can't do anything about it because if I hit him, he'll sue me for everything I've got. That's his deal. That's what makes him happy. He lives in misery.” - Hulk Hogan

Lock him up... this guy has previous.

Mr.Lizard

Pighead wrote: »

What a spanner! The Hulkster is obviously not familiar with Newtons 3rd law which states To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction

Yeah he is! That's how he won most of his 'fights' back in the day.

Towards the end of his weekly 10 minute man-dance the Hulksters opponent would proceed to hit Hulk repeatedly in the face. However instead of Hulk going down for the count like some punch-drunk prizefighter each punch seemed to make the giant leathery himbo stronger & more resiliant until the pituatary retard finally exploded like an nuclear missle over Moscow. It really was a great advertisment to what could be achieved by saying your prayers & taking your vitamins.

Insect Overlord

Drink your milk, take your vitamins and say your prayers!

Pighead

c0rk3r wrote: »

I dont think pighead is either because you just butchered the definition.

Butchered the definition? Pighead hasn't butchered anything you ninkenpoop. He's simplified the definition! Totally different thing. Pighead expects an apology within the hour. Bad form c0rk3r.

pyramuid man

Pighead wrote: »

What a spanner! The Hulkster is obviously not familiar with Newtons 3rd law which states To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction

Listen Hogan if you sleep with your daughters best pal and your missus finds out there is a pretty good chance that she's gonna divorce you and take half of everything you own as well as getting a bit of retribution by pulling a bloke half her age as well. Your actions here stink to be honest. It's like Pighead dropping a glass of milk on the floor and then crying over it. Unlike Hogan, Newton was no fool

Well quite like Chuck Norris,

Hulk Hogan can break the laws of physics with one finger.

Insect Overlord

pyramuid man wrote: »

Well quite like Chuck Norris,

Hulk Hogan can break the laws of physics with one finger.

GTFO

Pighead

pyramuid man wrote: »

Well quite like Chuck Norris,

Hulk Hogan can break the laws of physics with one finger.

Hulks an eejit! He's even an embarrassment within the wrestling community! That's some feat. An embarrassment within an embarrassment.

DrumSteve

An File wrote: »

Drink your milk, take your vitamins and say your prayers!

Also inject large amounts of bullshark testosterone straight into your nuts for muscle growth. that helps.

pyramuid man

DrumSteve wrote: »

Also inject large amounts of bullshark testosterone straight into your nuts for muscle growth. that helps.

That sounds sore

m@cc@

Just to add to the nuttyness...

http://blogs.nzherald.co.nz/blog/blogger-bites-back/2008/5/26/hulk-hogan-car-crash-trashes-sons-victim-taped-jail-calls/

Sticking with the Hogan theme...several rather juicy audio recordings have emerged of yet more conversations between incarcerated Hogan sprog, Nick, and his former wrestler daddy.
The mini-Hulkster, 17, is currently serving an eight-month sentence after pleading no contest to reckless driving after a car crash in Clearwater, Florida (deja vu, anyone?) left his mate John Graziano in a vegetated state.
In one of the recordings, Hogan senior can be heard talking to Nick about crash victim Graziano, who's currently lying critically injured in a hospital with critical injuries.
Hulk says that God laid some "heavy s**t" on Graziano because of things that he was "into." His jailbird son can then be heard agreeing with daddy, adding that Graziano was a "negative person."

DrumSteve

pyramuid man wrote: »

That sounds sore

ya gotta man up specially when yo juicin!

ShooterSF

I don't care nobody could drop his leg on another man and then pin him on the ground like the hulkster could in his day.

Gone Drinking

Rented Mule wrote: »

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife... .

Ugh, why is Nick Hogan sleeping with his ma?

Local-womanizer

c0rk3r wrote: »

Whos hasnt thought about killing their wife?

Me,because I have no wife:(

ScumLord

This really isn't fair on the Hulkster, this is just how old wrestlers talk, most these old wrestlers need a minder to go around with them explaining that he won't actually kill you he just means hurry up and so on. It's just a left over from his wrestling days along with having a bowl of strawberry jelly inside his head for a brain... They're a very misunderstood group of O.A.Ps

Rented Mule

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Ugh, why is Nick Hogan sleeping with his ma?

That's how I originally read it too. lol

Captain-America

I honestly thought this thread was about Hulk Hogan's understanding of Orange Juice.

ShooterSF

Captain-America wrote: »

I honestly thought this thread was about Hulk Hogan's understanding of Orange Juice.

You don't look like Hogan without taking your vitamins and OJ is full of vitamin C.

Now whattya gonna do!
(Also where is redout to defend the "brother")

ChumpStain

This is without doubt the best wrestling promo ever, I hear WWE have been tracking '19 year old boy' for a long time.

Thrill

I think people are being a bit harsh on the hulk.

This whole episode shows that the hulkster has finally learned how to empathize. Right now he knows how O.J. felt, it's only a matter of time before he uses this new found ability to learn how his wife felt when he cheated on her.

Once this happens, and it will, he'll slash his own throat.

DrumSteve

betcha he never thought this was gonna happen when he was slamming andre the giant... if by andre the giant i mean brookes best friend.