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Elderly Patient

Podge2k7 · 2009-04-15 00:40:32

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit…

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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a fox sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the fox fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that fox."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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