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Funniest few lines of a song

cherryghost · 2009-04-14 00:39:09

Cant think of any off my head, but i wanna hear some of the most hilarious lines in a song ever.

14-04-2009 12:39am

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cherryghost

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Cant think of any off my head, but i wanna hear some of the most hilarious lines in a song ever.

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#2 14-04-2009 7:13am

memeyouyou

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thread=FAIL!

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#3 14-04-2009 1:01pm

wandatowell

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Girlfriend in a coma always makes me piss myself laughing

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - its serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - its really serious

There were times when I could
Have murdered her
(but you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her)

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#4 14-04-2009 3:22pm

Hermy

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Have you looked here?

Genealogy Forum Mod

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#5 14-04-2009 3:28pm

SaintHubbins

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Bitch School by Spinal Tap

You been bad
Don't do what I say.
You don't listen.
And you never obey.
Try to teach you.
But you just won't be good.
You won't behave the way
A big girl should.
It's time to give the whip a crack.
I'm gonna have to send you back to
Bitch School.
Bitch School.
You're a beauty.
You're the best of your breed.
You're a handful.
And I know what you need.
You need training.
Gonna bring you to heel.
I'm gonna break you with my will of steel.
Discipline's my middle name.
And no one comes back the same from
Bitch School.
Bitch School.
No more sniffling strangers, or running free at night.
You think my bark's bad, honey - wait till you feel my bite.
You got problems.
You whine and you beg.
When I'm busy,
You wanna dance with my leg.
I'm gonna chain you.
Make you sleep out of doors.
You're so fetching when you're down on all fours.
And when you hear your master,
You will come a little faster, thanks to
Bitch School.

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#6 14-04-2009 3:41pm

Evil_Clown

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meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow
meow meow
little bag a bones been out all night
little bag a bones been out all night
can you hear him scratchin' at the screen door
can you hear him scratchin' at the screen door
little bag a bones been out all night
he needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head
he needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain soaked hide
he's circlin' around my ankle
he's circlin' around my ankle
he needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
hey kitty won't you come inside
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i want to touch it
meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow
meow meow
a pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
a pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
lost in his little yellow round eye
lost in his yellow round eye
pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
**** you kitty you're gonna to spend the night
**** you kitty you're gonna to spend the night
**** you kitty you're gonna to spend the night outside
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
kitty at my foot and i want to touch it
touch it i want to touch it
i wanna touch it i wanna touch it
i wanna touch it wanna touch it
i wanna touch it
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty touch it
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty touch it
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty touch it
kitty at my foot and i want to touch it

classic !!

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#7 16-04-2009 10:50am

Fago!

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Free speech, free speech for the dumb
Free speech, free speech for the dumb
Free speech, free speech for the dumb
Free ****ing speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

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#8 16-04-2009 7:13pm

p1akuw47h5r3it

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Cause YOOOOOOOOOURRRR GORGEOUS
I'd do anything for you

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#9 17-04-2009 4:12am

Matt Holck

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Pretty little Sally goes walking down the alley
Displays her pretty ankles to all of the men
They could see her garters, but not for free and gratis
An inch or two and then she knows when to say when
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
Whether its hidden or whether it shows
It's the same oom pah pah

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/o/oliver4390/oompahpah550390.html

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#10 17-04-2009 4:58pm

Lynskey

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P-P-P-P-Poker Face

And by funny i mean pathetic

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#11 20-04-2009 3:24pm

Mr Fonnen

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If love was red then she was colour blind

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#12 20-04-2009 8:56pm

K4t

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'Foot kickin - finger clickin, leather slapping - hand clappin -
Hip bumpin - music thumpin - knee hitchin - heel and toe -
Floor scuffin - leg shufflin - big grinnin - body spinnin -
Rompin stompin - pumpin jumpin - slidin glidin - here we go'

Raises the hairs on the back of my neck still.

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