Women in Horse Riding Gear

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I dunno if it's the skin tight pants or the boots,.. the whip or the pre-mounted helmet.

But I find it most sexual

Are any of you men with me? [/Zapp Brannigan voice]



http://www.cjstack.com/images/CotswoldRidingJacket.jpg

mike65

+1 Are you watching Mad Men?

Lirange

Complete with saucy Devon accent?

Yes I'd go for a gallop.

Turd Ferguson

Upward Spiral wrote: »

http://www.cjstack.com/images/CotswoldRidingJacket.jpg

I would definatly have sex with that...although I'd have to get that woman off her back first.

Basq

** shudder **

Every time I hear "women" and "horse-riding" in the same sentence, I can't help but think of the mutation that is Claire Balding.

Man or woman?

So.. no, it doesn't turn me on in the slightest!

Insect Overlord

It can be hot, but still...

In before the lock/move

<_<

>_>

My name is URL

basquille wrote: »

** shudder **

Every time I hear "women" and "horse-riding" in the same sentence, I can't help but think of the mutation that is Claire Balding.

Man or woman?

So.. no, it doesn't turn me on in the slightest!

She's the 'butch' for sure :pac:

Aisling(",)

i go horseriding each week and trust me you can end up a sweaty muck covered mess so really isnt that sexy when ya get down to it.

Super-Rush

Even better when the woman is btween 30 & 50 looking for a bit of raffffff

~Shudder~

Turd Ferguson

Aisling(",) wrote: »

i go horseriding each week and trust me you can end up a sweaty muck covered mess so really isnt that sexy when ya get down to it.

i jizzed in my pants

Lirange

basquille wrote: »

** shudder **

Every time I hear "women" and "horse-riding" in the same sentence, I can't help but think of the mutation that is Claire Balding.

Man or woman?

So.. no, it doesn't turn me on in the slightest!

You're like one of those fellas that won't touch a Mars Bar because once some prankster left one in a pool like he'd planted a deuce.

Insect Overlord

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

i jizzed in my pants

ROFL

My name is URL

Aisling(",) wrote: »

i go horseriding each week and trust me you can end up a sweaty muck covered mess so really isnt that sexy when ya get down to it.

"It was a spooky ghost, there's ectoplasm everywhere!"

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/192/81515442gw0.png

Professey Chin

Aisling(",) wrote: »

i go horseriding each week and trust me you can end up a sweaty muck covered mess so really isnt that sexy when ya get down to it.

You might wanna rethink that post a little

Gummy Panda

Aisling(",) wrote: »

i go horseriding each week and trust me you can end up a sweaty muck covered mess so really isnt that sexy when ya get down to it.

I dunno. Men pay good money to watch women wrestle in mud.

Keogg

Upward Spiral wrote: »

I dunno if it's the skin tight pants or the boots,.. the whip or the pre-mounted helmet.

But I find it most sexual

Are any of you men with me? [/Zapp Brannigan voice]



http://www.cjstack.com/images/CotswoldRidingJacket.jpg

I am one of those and yes, we are deadly at sex (according to the boyf...)
Love the Futurama reference, btw...

Morag

There is something about the boots and the sting of the crop.

Aisling(",)

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

You might wanna rethink that post a little

nope its fine as is

Upward Spiral wrote: »

"It was a spooky ghost, there's ectoplasm everywhere!"

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/192/81515442gw0.png

ewwwww:p

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

i jizzed in my pants

remember the muck may also include horse crap...reallly not attractive

Keogg

yeah, its just typical - whips?... boots?!...leather!?!

:D

Quartet

Upward Spiral wrote: »

I dunno if it's the skin tight pants or the boots,.. the whip or the pre-mounted helmet.

But I find it most sexual

Are any of you men with me? [/Zapp Brannigan voice]



http://www.cjstack.com/images/CotswoldRidingJacket.jpg

LOL thats absolutly hilarious!

Have you actually reached the end of puberty yet?:rolleyes:

Basq

Aisling(",) wrote: »

remember the muck may also include horse crap...reallly not attractive

Oh man... I feel like I should be paying €4.99 a minute to hear more.

Keep going!

** fap **

Abi

Aisling(",) wrote: »

i go horseriding each week and trust me you can end up a sweaty muck covered mess so really isnt that sexy when ya get down to it.

I concur.

You can tell she just mounted, not a speck of dirt :rolleyes:

Turd Ferguson

Aisling(",) wrote: »

remember the muck may also include horse crap

WTF? Have you been reading my diary? How the hell do you know my fetishes?

southofnowhere

mike65 wrote: »

+1 Are you watching Mad Men?

Jesus, there are red heads and then there's Joan Holloway.... Good show too

Professey Chin

Abigayle wrote: »

You can tell she just mounted

Giggidy fap fap

Lirange

Abigayle wrote: »

You can tell she just mounted

Womenfolk have a passive aggressive way of acting on the pretence of taste while deliberately altering your blood flow.

Aisling(",)

Abigayle wrote: »

I concur.

You can tell she just mounted, not a speck of dirt :rolleyes:

way too pristine.
and you end up covered in horse hair aswell!

Keogg

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

WTF? Have you been reading my diary? How the hell do you know my fetishes?

ROFL

sorry i just had to laugh that was good...

Keogg

Aisling(",) wrote: »

way too pristine.
and you end up covered in horse hair aswell!

I know!
I mean, white horses + black riding gear = disaster...

My name is URL

I hate to be the one to bring this up, but to all the equestrian gurlz -- pics or gtfo

*hides

BertrandMeyer

I would definatly have a bit of acting on in my pants. I can't help but still... Every time I would definatly have to it.

liah

Yep, also one of those girls. 15+ years now!

It is dirty, indeed, and you end up smelling of horse.. which I like, but it seems to be an acquired taste.

Abi

Lirange wrote: »

Womenfolk have a passive aggressive way of acting on the pretence of taste while deliberately altering your blood flow.

Pretence?! I vow to show you my riding skills!

By the age of five I was being taught to canter through dewy land.

Gummy Panda

Abigayle wrote: »

Pretence?! I vow to show you my riding skills!

*pitches tent* :pac:

Turd Ferguson

liah wrote: »

It is dirty, indeed, and you end up smelling of horse

Abigayle wrote: »

By the age of five I was being taught to canter through dewy land.

I swear to God you ladies will have me rubbing myself raw tonight. Enough of all that sexy talk :mad:

Keogg

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I swear to God you ladies will have me rubbing myself raw tonight. Enough of all that sexy talk :mad:

I apologise, i'll try not to mention my amazing hip movements or my leather whip that goes *smack* onto my riding boots... or ... well yeah it was mainly the amazing hip movements i was going for.

Have fun :cool:

Abi

Gummy Panda wrote: »

*pitches tent* :pac:

Fabulous dahhling. Can I come in?

/Whacks whip on leg

Do you ride yourself?

Gummy Panda

Abigayle wrote: »

Fabulous dahhling. Can I come in?

/Whacks whip on leg

Do you ride yourself?

*drops trousers and lubs up for mounting*

Be gentle ;p

My name is URL

Abigayle wrote: »

Do you ride yourself?

He's riding himself right now

marcsignal

found a good Voyeur site for you OP

http://www.shoclothes.com/womens_apparel.htm

Cunny-Funt

Quartet wrote: »

LOL thats absolutly hilarious!

Have you actually reached the end of puberty yet?:rolleyes:

Oh hai! You must be new to the internet. Welcome:)

Keogg

marcsignal wrote: »

found a good Voyeur site for you OP

http://www.shoclothes.com/womens_apparel.htm

wow that'll be like superporn for him lol

Professey Chin

This thread has given me the image for the faps

Blitzkrieger

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Are any of you men with me? [/Zapp Brannigan voice]

***k no! Apart from the ever present smell of damp horse and/or ****, women who are into horses are always mad as a box of frogs.....