Emptiness

tricky D

Anyone feeling it??

TwoShedsJackson

No.

I just ate so I'm pretty full, thanks

The Mad Hatter

Yes, but then I haven't had lunch yet.

dceire

You mean like the centre of an Easter egg?

tricky D

dceire wrote: »

You mean like the centre of an Easter egg?

Not too sure really. The advent of beer to the forum virtually cured me and a bit of it in real life also helped. Besides what's wrong with empty, why does there always have to be something?

Mena

Oh yeah, we were all supposed to die or some such at 3pm no? Sad to say, the worst that happened to me was I had to put the BBQ on hold to go fetch the wife who got off early.

Oh, there was a slight rain shower as well...

dceire

I agree, whats wrong with the glass being half empty?...nothing thats what

dceire

Mena wrote: »

Oh yeah, we were all supposed to die or some such at 3pm no?

So does that mean we're all dead then? I knew all that talk of heaven was a load of horse****

5uspect

hmmm, lunch....

tricky D

dceire wrote: »

I agree, whats wrong with the glass being half empty?...nothing thats what

Half capacity imo.

dceire

tricky D wrote: »

Half capacity imo.

In that case you should have called this thread 'capacityness'...or lack there of!

dceire

dceire wrote: »

I agree, whats wrong with the glass being half empty?...nothing thats what

It's both half full and empty
obviously

dceire

bluewolf wrote: »

It's both half full and empty
obviously

That's a given, although it really depends on which part of the glass you are referring too

I am merely suggesting that the glass being half empty has been getting a lot of bad press in comparison to its half full counterpart.

tricky D

dceire wrote: »

In that case you should have called this thread 'capacityness'...or lack there of!

Or capacitylessness perhaps?

dceire

tricky D wrote: »

Or capacitylessness perhaps?

Touche

Zillah

I'm empty of delusions! :pac:

*oh God*

conlonbmw

We are here for a short time, have fun and f*ck what people think, do what you want,


is your job really important?

is the car you drive important and does it reflect your personality?

will you be remembered in 3 or 4 generations?

see nothing matters anyway.


The planet will be destroyed eventually by the sun anyway.

We make no difference what so ever




Even for you religous idiots, your God left you a get outta jail free card,
whatever you do in life can be forgiven on your deathbed, no need to live like a holy Joe.

conlonbmw

conlonbmw wrote: »

We are here for a short time, have fun and f*ck what people think, do what you want,


is your job really important?

is the car you drive important and does it reflect your personality?

will you be remembered in 3 or 4 generations?

see nothing matters anyway.


The planet will be destroyed eventually by the sun anyway.

We make no difference what so ever




Even for you religous idiots, your God left you a get outta jail free card,
whatever you do in life can be forgiven on your deathbed, no need to live like a holy Joe.

Someone's just discovered nihilism

Galvasean

bluewolf wrote: »

It's both half full and empty
obviously

Who cares? The liquid is obviously combustable and will soon explode in my face, horribly disfiguring me, forcing me to live out the sad solitary existence of a scarred hermit.

Fanny Cradock

conlonbmw wrote: »

We are here for a short time, have fun and f*ck what people think, do what you want,


is your job really important?

is the car you drive important and does it reflect your personality?

will you be remembered in 3 or 4 generations?

see nothing matters anyway.


The planet will be destroyed eventually by the sun anyway.

We make no difference what so ever




Even for you religous idiots, your God left you a get outta jail free card,
whatever you do in life can be forgiven on your deathbed, no need to live like a holy Joe.

Mercy me! What a bleak and selfish outlook.

Anyway, it would be best to learn how to spell 'religious' before you start calling us idiots.

5uspect

bluewolf wrote: »

It's both half full and empty
obviously

pffft, it's twice as big as it needs to be.

robindch

tricky D wrote: »

Anyone feeling it??

Nope, just had an apple turnover. Should see me though to dinner.

Washup still on the horizon though. If there's some rapturing to be done, better make it quick.

conlonbmw

Fanny Cradock wrote: »

Mercy me! What a bleak and selfish outlook.

Anyway, it would be best to learn how to spell 'religious' before you start calling us idiots.

It's deliberately mis-spelt.

I have received a warning for insulting you religous f*ckwits.

Dades

conlonbmw wrote: »

I have received a warning for insulting you religous f*ckwits.

And now you've received a ban. Good job.

Sofaspud

5uspect wrote: »

pffft, it's twice as big as it needs to be.

No, it's half full if you've only filled it half way, and half empty if it was previously completely full and emptied halfway! Obviously!

*starts a secular war based on peoples outlook of the content of the glass*

dceire

Sofaspud wrote: »

*starts a secular war based on peoples outlook of the content of the glass*

I put it to you that there is no glass just liquid, as glass much like water is a liquid only one with a very high viscosity.

So where do i fall in your little war then?

Sofaspud

dceire wrote: »

I put it to you that there is no glass just liquid, as glass much like water is a liquid only one with a very high viscosity.

So where do i fall in your little war then?

You're an aglasstic, you must learn faith or you'll go where the pessimists believe they will go!

Whereas people who don't believe in glasses, only mugs, they're a-tea-ists!

(There really should be a hell, just for people who make that kind of joke)

dceire

If there was such a hell, you'd be heading there in 1st class...save me a seat would you

kiffer

dceire wrote: »

I put it to you that there is no glass just liquid, as glass much like water is a liquid only one with a very high viscosity.

So where do i fall in your little war then?

Oh don't start that glass is liquid tosh ... it's an amorphous solid and anyone that believes otherwise is a deluded heretic.