Some advice please

guideme

Hello,
My best mate’s mother is absolutely the most beautiful woman on the planet. It was her 48th birthday last month and she does not look it. Even my Mam says she looks barely 35.
I’ve fancied the a[se off her for ages, and yesterday my friend and his sisters went to their cousins’ place up the country until next week. But his mother stayed at home.
I want to call over there and tell her. I’m 17 and I’m not shy, but I don’t know how to say it to her.
Now I’m not stupid. I don’t want to marry her. I just want to be alone with her for a while. I’d love to lose my virginity to her.
Can anyone give me some advice please?

CaptainSkidmark

Excuse my ignorance here but are you taking the piss?

guideme

no

CaptainSkidmark

right, firstly you have to see where im coming from when i asked are you taking the piss because it sounds a bit far out!


Secondly, I have a mate and his mam is hot and to be honest i know full well if we were both drunk and i tried it on i'd get her into bed no bother because i just know she is mad for me. BUT i wouldnt do it in a million years!

2 reasons

1: i imagine me in his shoes if it were the other way around, my life would be thrown upside down.

2: everyone in our close inner circle would dis-own me and rightly so!

im 25 and i was having a casual thing with a hot 45 year old for over a year(divorced single mother) and i know where your coming from with the older woman thing. and to be honest its pretty cool lol. but its just your hormones man. go and loose your virginity and play the field and when you get older go and shag some middle aged hot bird but(i apologize if that sounds sexist but to be fair it is a common fantasy for us men) for the love of god wear a condom and make sure its not one of your mates mother's!

bottom line....... put it out of you head mate

guideme

thanks.
but I don't want to put it out of my head.

maybe I could have put my first post better, but I want advice on how to be with her, not reasons why not to.

CaptainSkidmark

mate, im not going to give you advise on how to be with her and i dont think anyone else her will either for a few reasons, its wrong, your a horrible person if you do it to your mate and no offence but she would be one sick woman to sleep with her son's friend 30 years younger than her.

im sorry for being so blunt but its just the way it is.

guideme

CaptainSkidmark wrote: »

.... if you do it to your mate ...

I don't what to do it to him

CaptainSkidmark

yes you do! you just said you want advice on how to be with her

mysterious

It's hormones and sadly you don't see the actual consquences of this later on if you act on this. You will regret it. It will and could easily **** up your future for a long time.

Why would you put yourself in all this, just to get your leg over. She maybe hot, but can ya not find someone closer to your own age. It's a crush and thats all it is. You will regret it, she is your best mates mother for christs sakes. You are going to half to think outside of yourself. Because it's going to have repecussions on everything outside. She is 48 and your 17. That's nearly three times your age, then you say you don't want to marry her. Your 17 why would that question be posed here. Nothing will happen
I don't think anyone here in their right mind would advise you to do this.

Spon Farmer

guideme,

first off bare in mind I'm neither condoning nor condeming you.
nor am I encouraging this particular endeavour.

now, my horny young friend, heed my words, now and always. if you like a girl/woman, just tell them.
it works.

guideme wrote: »

I don't what to do it to him

he got you there, captain.
its a bit sexist, considering its nothing to do with his friend.
who his mother has sex with is her own business
not saying it should be this kid by the way

Spon Farmer

mysterious wrote: »

I don't think anyone here in their right mind would advise you to do this.

are you sure?
not exactly the pinnacle of moral rectitude here

CaptainSkidmark

Spon Farmer wrote: »

guideme,

first off bare in mind I'm neither condoning nor condeming you.
nor am I encouraging this particular endeavour.

now, my horny young friend, heed my words, now and always. if you like a girl/woman, just tell them.
it works.



he got you there, captain.
its a bit sexist, considering its nothing to do with his friend.
who his mother has sex with is her own business
not saying it should be this kid by the way

oh i know fully well, thats her own business but she is a horrible mother if she did sleep with one of her sons's friends.

*Honey*

Stop thinking with your little "brain" and use the brain you were born with (the one that supposed to do the thinking).

You are 17, she's 48 - what's to say she wouldn't laugh you out of the house? I know I'm far nearer her age than yours and I would absolutely die laughing for about 6 months if that happened to me. In between dying laughing, I'd be so utterly uncomfortable about it that'd completely freak me out. Not to mention that I'd be pissed cos you're supposed to be my son's friend and that is NOT the way a friend behaves.

Find someone nearer your own age and work out your hormones on her...

Spon Farmer

CaptainSkidmark wrote: »

oh i know fully well, thats her own business but she is a horrible mother if she did sleep with one of her sons's friends.

there you go again. btw, he didn't say anything about 'sleeping' with her.:rolleyes:

*Honey* wrote: »

Stop thinking with your little "brain" and use the brain you were born with (the one that supposed to do the thinking).

we are born with both, *Honey*:D

*Honey* wrote: »

You are 17, she's 48 - what's to say she wouldn't laugh you out of the house?

that's why I told him to tell a girl/woman his feelings. she'll be more likely to let him down gently.

*Honey* wrote: »

... I would absolutely die laughing for about 6 months if that happened to me....In between dying laughing...

*Honey* wrote: »

Not to mention that I'd be pissed cos you're supposed to be my son's friend and that is NOT the way a friend behaves.

suppose the son's friend was 30, and the mother was 48...

*Honey* wrote: »

Find someone nearer your own age and work out your hormones on her...

I agree about closer to his own age, but 'work out your hormones on her' is not a nice way to talk about someones daughter:mad:

SarahSassy

guideme wrote: »

Can anyone give me some advice please?

Yep go over and tell her all this and let us know what she says... Could do with a laugh...

SS

PS BTW I do think this is a troll

Wibbs

Can't see this one going any way but downhill. Closed.