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priceless poem

  • 09-04-2009 3:39pm
    #1
    Pinkiss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭


    Illegal Immigrants poem.


    I cross ocean,poor and broke
    Take bus,see employment folk.

    Nice man treat me good in there.
    Say i need to see welfare.

    Welfare say ,You come no more,
    we send cash right to your door.

    Welfare check they make you wealthy!
    VHI-it keeps you healthy!

    By and by ,I got plenty money.
    thanks to you Irish dummy!

    Write to friends in motherland
    Tell them ;come fast as you can;.

    They come in turbans and ford trucks
    I buy big house with welfare bucks!

    They come here we live together.
    More welfare cheques ,it gets better!

    Fourteen families ,they moving in ,
    but neighbours patience wearing thin.
    Finally,white guy moves away.
    Now I buy his house,then I say,

    ;Find more aliens for house to rent;.
    And in the yard i put a tent.

    Everything is very good,
    and soon we own the neighbourhood.

    We have hobby ,its called breeeding.
    Welfare pay for babys feeding.
    Kides need dentist?Wife need pils?
    We get free!We got no bills!
    Ireland crazy !they pay all year,
    To keep welfare running here.
    We think Ireland darn good place.
    Too darn good for white man race!
    If they no like us,they can scram.
    Got lots of room in Pakistan!

    i havent written this ,only though ill share with everyone :D :pac:


Comments

  • #2
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    And this week in the Xenophobic Poetry Slam...... Pinkiss!

    Give him a warm welcome folks!


    Great stuff from someone who's a foreigner himself. :rolleyes:


  • #3
    Corcaigh84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Corcaigh84


    Xenopoetry?

    I sense a theme on AH today.


  • #4
    stick-dan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,456 ✭✭✭stick-dan


    bad man, bad bad man lol


  • #5
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    thefloss wrote: »
    Xenopoetry?

    I sense a theme on AH today.

    try everyday


  • #6
    li@mo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭li@mo


    then money run low,
    they hit the middle incomes
    ireland crazy


    it doesnt rhyme but its not ****in wordsworth here


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  • #7
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,314 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Hazys wrote: »
    try everyday
    I do.

    Have you not noticed?:confused:


  • #8
    Ann22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    That's clever:). Here's a poem an anonymous person pinned to the wall in the place I used to work, very silly but I roared laughing...

    Bald
    I saw a fly upon the wall
    him have no hair
    no hair at all
    him have no mammy to comb him hair
    him don't care
    him bald


  • #9
    Pinkiss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭Pinkiss


    AnonoBoy wrote: »

    Great stuff from someone who's a foreigner himself. :rolleyes:

    bullseye :o


  • #10
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    There's another website you might like to try.


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