why is there no hook up board?

nowayonearth

took a day off today and decided id try random internet hooking up, figured there'd be something on boards.ie but there isn't a hook up board in site! (excuse the pun) is there none? wanted to meet a fella today while the girlfriend was away (oh man! he say what?!) ya well i figured id try it out, now can anyone help?!

Gone Drinking

Wat wat in the butte?

DrumSteve

now that.

thats just odd.

faceman

Do you know what people on boards look like?

FlutterinBantam

nowayonearth wrote: »

took a day off today and decided id try random internet hooking up, figured there'd be something on boards.ie but there isn't a hook up board in site! (excuse the pun) is there none? wanted to meet a fella today while the girlfriend was away (oh man! he say what?!) ya well i figured id try it out, now can anyone help?!

Loads of nice fellas in the Thunderdome .

Give you what you need I'd say.

Ardscoil Ris

Don't mind me folks. Just passing through.

Professey Chin

faceman wrote: »

Do you know what people on boards look like?

Liza Minelli?

DrumSteve

try the christianity or islam forum...

that'll put hair on your arse.

nowayonearth

faceman wrote: »

Do you know what people on boards look like?

well ive been on boards for a bit, i know im not bad, neither are my mates, maybe its just us then lol

FlutterinBantam

What's this "us" thing.

are you the spokesman for some group perhaps?

nowayonearth

DrumSteve wrote: »

try the christianity or islam forum...

that'll put hair on your arse.

haha! im not lookn to take it! islam though, hmmm...

monkeyfudge

Meet you round the back of the bicycle shed in 15 minutes!

orestes

Do I get to be the big spoon?

Professey Chin

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Meet you round the back of the bicycle shed in 15 minutes!

Dont do it. Its a trick :eek:

Overheal

I think the admins have made it pretty prominant at one stage or another that they don't want to turn boards into plentyoffish.ie

tbh

"it" has a name you know. It's monkeyfudge.

OP if you are meeting Monkeyfudge bring some kinder eggs otherwise you'll be going home with blue balls and a rueful smile.

Zillah

You should post a photo of yourself here. I'll decide based on that, but even if I turn you down I'm sure there's plenty of people who are eager to hook up.

nowayonearth

Overheal wrote: »

I think the admins have made it pretty prominant at one stage or another that they don't want to turn boards into plentyoffish.ie

well that explains it

narwog81

sexual attractiveness is inversely proportional to post count

monkeyfudge

tbh wrote: »

"it" has a name you know. It's monkeyfudge.

OP if you are meeting Monkeyfudge bring some kinder eggs otherwise you'll be going home with blue balls and a rueful smile.

I'd also accept Animal Bars.

CreepingDeath

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Loads of nice fellas in the Thunderdome .

Aww... you think we're nice.

Agamemnon

nowayonearth wrote: »

took a day off today and decided id try random internet hooking up

I'd recommend wireless internet altogether and do away with those pesky cables.

tbh

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I'd also accept Animal Bars.

wellity wellity wellity looks like SOMEONE has come down off their high horse at last. "Don't you think I deserve German chocolate" my eye.

LookingFor

Overheal wrote: »

I think the admins have made it pretty prominant at one stage or another that they don't want to turn boards into plentyoffish.ie

Profitable line of business though! The plentyoffish guy reels in $10m/year in ad sales. Google ad sales, moreover. I remember when he posted a photo of a cheque from Google for $1m and people calling him a liar etc.

Anyways, OP, I think you're looking for gaydar.ie. Good luck with it, you'll need it!

KnifeWRENCH

narwog81 wrote: »

sexual attractiveness is inversely proportional to post count

If you believe that, then why the hell are you posting? By your logic, your 12 posts have made you less sexy than when you were when you never posted.

Get off the internet before you become hideous!

ShooterSF

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I'd also accept Animal Bars.

AWW I love Animal bars, used to have them in our secondary school canteen. No one was even bullied for eating children's chocolate, it was just overlooked Though strangely I always gave the monkey away, never could eat him. Strange quirk..

narwog81

square_igloo wrote: »

If you believe that, then why the hell are you posting? By your logic, your 12 posts have made you less sexy than when you were when you never posted.

Get off the internet before you become hideous!

I'm already hideous, i've nothing to lose:D

S.I.R

nowayonearth wrote: »

took a day off today and decided id try random internet hooking up, figured there'd be something on boards.ie but there isn't a hook up board in site! (excuse the pun) is there none? wanted to meet a fella today while the girlfriend was away (oh man! he say what?!) ya well i figured id try it out, now can anyone help?!

do you wanna date 40 year old men who stink of stale drink and are hairy all over ??


over weight ?


then boards.ie/loveforum should be the right place for you... if they make it

Professey Chin

S.I.R wrote: »

do you wanna date 40 year old men who stink of stale drink and are hairy all over ??


over weight ?


then boards.ie/loveforum should be the right place for you... if they make it

Why would you lie about such a sexy URL

K-9

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Why would you lie about such a sexy URL

No need to lie.

Try BGRH.

Overheal

S.I.R wrote: »

then boards.ie/loveforum should be the right place for you... if they make it

surely it would be stiff.boards.ie if anything?

S.I.R

Overheal wrote: »

surely it would be stiff.boards.ie if anything?

the love life sure is Hard without it !