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WARNING: Zombie attack in New Orleans

  • 08-04-2009 10:13pm
    #1
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭



    A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm, and swallowed it, Saturday afternoon.

    Lancellotti said he tried to defend himself with a garden rake. As the men struggled over the rake, the stranger bent over and bit Lancellotti on his right forearm, the report said. Lancellotti's flesh ripped away as he fell to the ground. The man then got on top of Lancellotti and began choking him, the report said.

    http://www.nola.com/news/?/base/news-1/1239081731120020.xml&coll=1


Comments

  • #2
    Kastro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭Kastro


    thats actually amazing.


  • #3
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    :eek::eek:
    Right!!!This is it guys.The day we've all been planning and training for.
    Contingency Plan Z Activate!!!!!!!!!!
    *runs off*


  • #4
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,477 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Hmm, interesting. However It'll be a while before the virus reach here, and by that point i'll be ready.


  • #5
    The Recliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    And so it starts

    Right I am off to unpack the shotgun and oil the chainsaw


  • #6
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    To st. pauls college raheny! *runs away carrying machetes and water* :P

    thats quite strange though....


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  • #7
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    I the secret service or whoever were able to control and contain the outbreak.


  • #8
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    That's one of the most ridiculous things i've ever heard


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Maybe hes a hurricane katrina survivor. Undead!


  • #10
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    That story was very disturbing. Not one person shouted zombie attack and beat the mans brain in. He was taken to a hospital which is just crazy. Sometimes I wonder about people, really I do.


  • #11
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    ScumLord wrote: »
    That story was very disturbing. Not one person shouted zombie attack and beat the mans brain in. He was taken to a hospital which is just crazy. Sometimes I wonder about people, really I do.
    Good point. I want a follow up report from this hospital


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  • #12
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Lynskey wrote: »
    That's one of the most ridiculous things i've ever heard

    You won't be able to ignore it forever! When I see you as a Zombie during the inevitable Z day, I'll make it quick and go for your head.


  • #13
    hitman76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭hitman76


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Hmm, interesting. However It'll be a while before the virus reach here, and by that point i'll be ready.

    True ..!!


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    We're an island. Once we cut off any transportation between us and there, then we only need to worry about the few stragglers through the ocean.


  • #15
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    Deleted User wrote: »
    We're an island. Once we cut off any transportation between us and there, then we only need to worry about the few stragglers through the ocean.

    Yeah, zombies aren't known for their aquatic abilities :)
    Valmont wrote: »
    You won't be able to ignore it forever! When I see you as a Zombie during the inevitable Z day, I'll make it quick and go for your head.

    How would you know it would be me? Also you assume i'll become a zombie:eek:


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