**SPOILERS** The Hills - season 5!

Richard Dower

Ooh the drama! :P ...man i gottta admit i love this show, season 5 launched last night on MTV US and i saw the first two episodes, it was great stuff....Spencer punched out some dude at a bar!!!!

It was FULL ON punching and i was shocked, never thought i'd see that stuff on MTV, and Spencer really pummeled the guy as well! :eek:

The Hills is like a dirty little secret you keep to yourself or a snickers bar you hid from your sisters

Heisenberg.

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Stench Blossoms

I saw the first two episodes as well and was completely shocked they showed Spencer punching Cameron.

Looks like there's going to be loads of drama this series, especially since It's LC's last.

Richard Dower

orla wrote: »

I saw the first two episodes as well and was completely shocked they showed Spencer punching Cameron.

Looks like there's going to be loads of drama this series, especially since It's LC's last.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzIYLp1sgY&feature=related

:eek: -

callaway92

fúcking spoilers please

Richard Dower

callaway92 wrote: »

fúcking spoilers please

By your command

Richard Dower

[episode 3] BRILLIANT stuff again!!!!!!!!!!...in the space of a minute we had a HUGE girl fight (verbal)...they pulled out all the catty words like, slut, whore, bitch, home wrecker, dog...it was pure bitchfest heaven!

Spencer put in a few brilliant oneliners...he LOVES ripping into his sister, uh....did you leave the train outside to go with that hat?..........hehe!

Great episode, Spencer is a ledge!, come on guys....get into the drama!! :-)

krudler

Do people actually still think this is a "reality" show? its as staged as Eastenders

Richard Dower

Wee!..new ep. drops tonight, can't wait! :-)

dave_29

Richard Dower wrote: »

By your command

Laguna Beach where all these spoilt kids started off was easy on the eye straight after Podge & Rodge, also

couldnt find the remote

Dont read if offended easily!
As thats what spoilers are for

orlaj

i love the hills massive fan !! cant wait to see new season .... I hear Heidi may even come to her senses as she catches Spencer on a date !!! He is such an idiot ... how did she ever find him attractive its just not poss:eek:

ziedth

Mrs Ziedth loves this show so I watch it in passing from time to time I've only really taken one thing being head and shoulders above any other show. And its NOT the Drama. :D:D

Stench Blossoms

The new episode wasn't great.

I absolutely love Kelly Cutrone. She's my favourite.

Richard Dower

I agree with Orla, Kelly is one straight shooter...a total nightmare, but you know where you stand with her. She's the type who'll tell you she hates you, you know where you stand with her....uber bitch though!

On The City she was a right cow as well, she was clearly jealous of the models, but to be fair that muppet who was always balling and never ate deserved to be slated, not seen the latest ep. yet....i'll watch it later tonight as i am waiting for the new 90210to drop so i can watch them together.

My fave character is Spencer, he is a control freak and a total knob!, he'd be a nightmare of a boyfriend, he brings new meaning to the "badboy" tag....but there is something about him, he comes out with some corkers and has a very dry sarky whit that i can relate to.

Being a habitual cynic and moaner myself i apprciate sarcasm and taking digs at people :-)
Besides...he gives his sis a hard time, poor Steph...she's a vunerbale but damn she likes to stick her beak into other peoples biz!

Richard Dower

Whatcha think of episode 5 guys?...thought it was just OK, Spencer threw in a few choice lines once again. Loves that bible college couple :-)

Twas interesting what Heidi's EX said, or what his girlfriend said to Heidi...that she saw pics of Heidi when she was younger and how much LA had changed her....which is true. And Audrina and Brody?

The guy is a total slime!...he acts like a good guy, but he's a cheating scumbag!...if he was ugly he'd never get away with half the crap he pulls. Lets hope Jayde rips into Audrina next week! :-)

She's just as bad as Brody, she knows he has a GF and still slept with him, she's a total moron anyways. Least LC shows she has a brain and tried to stay out of drama.

Richard Dower

Good news for Hills fans!...it's coming back for a sixth season!!!...minus LC, no biggie as i don't think the show really needs her anymore. She has been less of a character from season 3 up...Speidy have really been central to things in season 3/4...Stephanie and Audrina have also been bumped up.

So it will survive without LC, all of the other cast members return and a few new faces added + a former Laguna Beach star.

Ginny

Please no Kristin Cavallari!!

Richard Dower

Ginny wrote: »

Please no Kristin Cavallari!!

Claws out already!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/30/kristin-cavallari-the-hills-lauren-conrad-LC/

Richard Dower

Weeeee! :-)
Class episode, loads of female hijinx and bitchy catfights...Brody, what a muppet!
What kinda guy allows a girl sleep in his bed when he knows he has a GF and the fact the girl tells him she has a crush on him?

Jayde is a bit of a psycho drama queen....she's a Playmate??????
Liking that barmaid more and more, LC becomes less and less relevent as the show goes on, but i think the producers are doing that on purpose, giving Speidey/Stephanie and Brody more airtime to prepare for LC leaving. Guess they wanna set things up so their "stories" are more interesting and transition to when LC leaves.

Good stuff overall...really do like the show, i know tons hate it...but what the hell! :-)

JP Liz

Rumors have been circulating for weeks that former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari was in talks to replace Lauren Conrad on The Hills. Now, EW can exclusively confirm that Cavallari will indeed be starring in MTV's reality series. The 22-year old's first appearance will be the May 31st season finale (she catches the bouquet at Heidi and Spencer’s wedding, natch) and she'll appear in 10 episodes this fall. Cavallari, now a budding actress, is fully prepared to stir things up. “It’s a TV show,” she explains. “I’m not going into it like, ‘I’m going to make great friendships with these people.’ It’s work! And drama sells. I think that’s why they’re bringing me in, because I know what works.”

Liam O

This is the most pointless show on tv. However, I just can't resist a pretty face so I watch it from time to time . Yer wan off Laguna bitch is incredibly annoying, hope she's got nothing to do with this show

Liam O

JP Liz wrote: »

Rumors have been circulating for weeks that former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari was in talks to replace Lauren Conrad on The Hills. Now, EW can exclusively confirm that Cavallari will indeed be starring in MTV's reality series. The 22-year old's first appearance will be the May 31st season finale (she catches the bouquet at Heidi and Spencer’s wedding, natch) and she'll appear in 10 episodes this fall. Cavallari, now a budding actress, is fully prepared to stir things up. “It’s a TV show,” she explains. “I’m not going into it like, ‘I’m going to make great friendships with these people.’ It’s work! And drama sells. I think that’s why they’re bringing me in, because I know what works.”

LOL at reality show casting people :rolleyes:

Richard Dower

I've decided i'm hot for Stacie the bartender!!....read on DigitalSpy the blurb from Kristin. Episode 7 was pretty good as well, LC is just boring now....time to move on love the let Speidi rule the world!

Borneo Fnctn

God I hate this show and I honestly despise anybody who had anything to do with it. It really annoys me that the networks make more money from garbage like this than they do for good television. If you watch this muck, you're settling for less. It's instant gratification. Chewing gum for the brain. Watch this show, and you're literally contributing to the dumbing down of entertainment. Free your mind and expect more.

pikachucheeks

The Hills is such a guilty pleasure!

It's clearly fabricated and everything it claims it's not, but damn, it's addictive!

I watch it online, just so I can stay ahead of the pack

I find myself watching it these days mainly for the clothes and music... not so much for the drama! Although...

I can't wait for Monday's episode where Lauren has to fire Stephanie!

Richard Dower

Steph really is a brainless imbicle....cute though :-)
Yeah it's inane fluff...but i try balance it out with more quality tv offerings :-)

SpikeThePunch

they show alot of the The Hills season 5 adverts
with like and electronic song in the background

anyone know that song?

pikachucheeks

Richard Dower wrote: »

Steph really is a brainless imbicle....cute though :-)

Really, you'd go there?

Out of all The Hills' ladies, I think Lauren is the prettiest - She's very natural looking and has a classic style.

I do think Audrina is pretty too though!

Heidi's too ... plastic and overly-done up - and that white blonde hair is awful!

Richard Dower

Well ep. 9 just dropped, Stephanie really is a total dumbo...she didn't know she went to Kelly Cutrones own party???..... and the 1 hour season finale looks good!...that clip of Kristen walking into the church for Spedi's wedding was ace!!

Haha!....the look on LC's face was classic! and Brody looked like he'd been punched in the face by a monkey!, shaping up nicely for a drama fueled finale, look forward to season 6 and i belive season 2 of The City starts soon....though it's nowhere near as good as The Hills.

;-)

-osborne-

i'm on the last episode of the season gonna be gud

steve 0

Reality or not, it promotes itself as such and should be relocated http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=545

Richard Dower

I disagree, how does it promote itself?

L31mr0d

SpikeThePunch wrote: »

they show alot of the The Hills season 5 adverts
with like and electronic song in the background

anyone know that song?

Yeah... man that's been wrecking my head for ages, would love to know the name of that song. Although I think it might just be sample ad music. It happens a few times, E4 usually has some pretty decent ad music that isn't actually from any particular band or song.

Here it is, looks like others are looking for it also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irozG90lKLM

steve 0

Richard Dower wrote: »

I disagree, how does it promote itself?

This article argues that it's not reality despite the promotion from MTV http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/why-do-they-call-it-reality-on-mtv You'll find it's accepted as reality on any reality tv fan site/forum.

pikachucheeks

Can anyone find a link for season 5 episode 10, aka the finale?
I've been searching for ages with no luck

XxXciaraxXx

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Can anyone find a link for season 5 episode 10, aka the finale?
I've been searching for ages with no luck

I cant find anything either! It isnt up on itunes yet!

Richard Dower

:-) i shall be watching the finale rather soon :-)

-osborne-

spoiler for the last ep

lauren goes to the wedding