My New Form of Cyber Begging

CantGetNoSleep

Ok so I am broke, no job, no money etc, like a load of you

I'm going to turn to begging, but to be honest I'm a lazy fcuker, and its far too cold and wet to stand out in the street looking for money

So hear is the deal, you are going to pledge money to me on this thread, then transfer it to my Paypal account (once we have reached a decent amount - we all know how much beggers hate getting coppers)

Think of it, all of you have a few cents lying around in Paypal accounts or on 3v cards and the likes that you are never going to spend



















(puts on best Romanian accent) "Can I have ze money pleesh"

siobhan.murphy

u lazy shiite!come clean my house and I will give u €3ph:D:D

andrew

*Glances at OP for a second, accidently makes eye contact, glances away really fast*

I freakin hate it when that happens.

Ardscoil Ris

If you touch my balls I'll give you a fiver.

CantGetNoSleep

andrew wrote: »

*Glances at OP for a second, accidently makes eye contact, glances away really fast*

I freakin hate it when that happens.

I am saving you all that trouble

bronte

Will you be throwing any scented candles in to sweeten the deal?? :pac:

eVeNtInE

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CantGetNoSleep

Anyone please money

Agent Smith

Get the Fuck out right now.

Gazza22

Hey baby X

xxx xxx xxx

Come to my private site and we can have fun. Please don't tell anybody else about this because they will just get jealous. xxx

I will give you a special password. All you have to do is enter jessyxx22872 HERE, and you just need your credit card to prove your age!

xxx Lets have some fun baby. Mwah x

javaboy

Gazza22 wrote: »

Hey baby X

xxx xxx xxx

Come to my private site and we can have fun. Please don't tell anybody else about this because they will just get jealous. xxx

I will give you a special password. All you have to do is enter jessyxx22872 HERE, and you just need your credit card to prove your age!

xxx Lets have some fun baby. Mwah x

If that .xxx porn domain ever finally gets created, I'm going to dig up this post and ban you for linking to porn. :cool:

mayordenis

javaboy wrote: »

If that .xxx porn domain ever finally gets created, I'm going to dig up this post and ban you for linking to porn. :cool:

I'll report you for quoting links to porn, that ain't cool either yo.

Wazdakka

Tell you what Op,
I'll give you a job.

50 Euro a week to test these imaginary magic parachutes that i'm making.
First week back pay I'm afraid, But i promice I'll send you the parachute and reccomend many high places to jump from.

Interested? Pm me..

Capt'n Midnight

Wazdakka wrote:

50 Euro a week to test these imaginary magic parachutes that i'm making.

For €50 a week I'll give you a real parachute
It's totally legit deal, no strings attached.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

If you touch my balls I'll give you a fiver.

I'd ask for age verification before I offered that!

the whole year inn

Paint my fence

Kiera

javaboy wrote: »

If that .xxx porn domain ever finally gets created, I'm going to dig up this post and ban you for linking to porn. :cool:

You do know there is a porn site called something very similar*? Ban him

*so i hear.

Screw that guy. If you give me something that he cannot offer and something you can't buy in the shops:

Love.

Yes. Love.

This is a limited-time offer. So donate now!

My name is URL

Reminds me of

http://darmano.typepad.com/logic_emotion/2009/01/pleas-help-us-help-daniellas-family.html

what a load of self-centered cuntary by the guy who started it... It was all over Digg etc at the time.

Let her sell crack and suck cock like the rest of us, I say!

Wazdakka

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Let her sell crack and suck cock like the rest of us, I say!

Pm sent.

AnonoBoy

OP - have you got change of a 50?

No?

Oh well.

me-skywalker

Ill send you a sandwhich and cup of tea!