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  • 07-04-2009 9:45pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭




    In todays news shocking video shows confusion amongst american teens.

    In related news it has been found that aids can now be found in milk and glass fannies are now in vogue.


    Heres Ali with the weather



    Hope this vid posts as first time tryin it..............bit of a noob at this fancy boards thing of posting vids


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Where the fcuk is he from?

    Weird accent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I recommend ear sex


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I recommend ear sex

    But if you do that once you go black, you go deaf!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I recommend ear sex

    Since you wax lyrically about it.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Now that is Science, Science Fiction that is.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭sexmag


    wtf,all i have to say is...wow,thank you very much,what kinda fcuking condoms are you usein and why wer you not in my sex ed class???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    ah kudos for me. my first sucesfull youtub link!!

    on second thought maybe i should i have posted it in the science forum of christianity forum?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,978 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Haha, I kind of had a feeling he was one of those jesus freaks spreading their bullsh*t propaganda, and it turned out I was right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    just watched a few more of his vids on youtube.

    go crazy.....................dont mind if i do!!


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    idiot shouldn't use a strainer for a condom.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Look at some of his other videos :D


    His proof for God:

    1. There either is a God or there isn't. That's means it's a 50% chance

    2. But there is evidence for God and that evidence is the fact that the world exists. God created it all and if there was no God he wouldn't have created it so we wouldn't be here right now

    3. So that means that even atheists must admit that there's at least a 51% chance that God exists


    *head explode*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Poor Orlando Bloom his career really has crashed and burned. Less Alpro and more acting classes needed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    More important breaking news.. SALMON FISH FINGERS!!

    Birdseye have gone too far by ruinning one of my favourite frozen food with that horrible fish.

    Hate salmon!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Mmm Alpro


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Sorry but this guy is a fuppin legend!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    oooohh, don't use a strainer as a contrceptive, thats where me and the missus went wrong.

    Wouldn't the icing on the cake be that he marries a "loose" woman and ends up contracting something :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Sorry but this guy is a fuppin legend!

    OMFG :eek::pac:
    He is all kinds of crazy "a man just wants to come home and put his sperm into you"
    There are 12 year olds out there with a better understanding of sex than him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 678 ✭✭✭briano


    This guy is awesome.

    "Ok, Ok, Redneck trucker..... BONED"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    This guy who responded to one of his videos is gas. The one here is responding to someone else but funny anyway:



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    This guy who responded to one of his videos is gas. The one here is responding to someone else but funny anyway:


    idiots like him should be sent round the world so everyone can punch him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    It he is serious this guy has just made my list of the many arguments for abortion..
    If its a joke.. WIN!!


    oooh what I'd give for a time machine and a coathanger.
    So many wrongs could be put right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    It he is serious this guy has just made my list of the many arguments for abortion..
    If its a joke.. WIN!!

    He's actually quite a convincing argument against evolution. How can we say that natural selection means survival of the fittest when this guy is still alive?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    He's actually quite a convincing argument against evolution. How can we say that natural selection means survival of the fittest when this guy is still alive?

    There are always anomalies.
    Like Catholic priests for example.
    Those guys have been around for ages, and I'm pretty sure young boys don't get pregnant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Definately a brilliant piss take


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Definately a brilliant piss take

    Yeah. Loving the way everyones getting so overly-excited about this..

    Although with some of these "Christians" that America seems to be producing a lot of, you can never be too sure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 932 ✭✭✭Donkathon


    Where the fcuk is he from?

    Weird accent

    stop making fun of his lisp :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 932 ✭✭✭Donkathon


    frag420 wrote: »


    In todays news shocking video shows confusion amongst american teens.

    In related news it has been found that aids can now be found in milk and glass fannies are now in vogue.


    Heres Ali with the weather



    Hope this vid posts as first time tryin it..............bit of a noob at this fancy boards thing of posting vids

    150million sperm and he was the fastest, :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    That guy is hilarious. Lesbians are just lazy girls who can't find a man? Brilliant !

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FsBebIJqr4&feature=channel_page

    This video is hilarious as well.

    "They didn't want be there, but I that's ok because I have Jesus"


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I recommend ear sex
    you meant to say aural sex don't you ?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    His proof for God:

    1. There either is a God or there isn't. That's means it's a 50% chance

    2. But there is evidence for God and that evidence is the fact that the world exists. God created it all and if there was no God he wouldn't have created it so we wouldn't be here right now

    3. So that means that even atheists must admit that there's at least a 51% chance that God exists

    *head explode*
    If this was true it would just prove that there is at least one God, and not necessarily the one he believes in.

    Still like this one
    http://www.cs.uwaterloo.ca/~shallit/euler.html
    Euler, in a public debate in St. Petersburg, succeeded in embarrassing the freethinking Diderot by claiming to possess an algebraic demonstration of the existence of God: "Sir, (a+b^n)/n = x; hence God exists, answer please!"


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