Paid to do it 72 times

LD 50

"Stumbled" accross this just now.
http://www.just-whatever.com/2009/03/30/paid-to-do-it-72-times/

Even the Germans can't get everything right.

My name is URL

Nice work if you can get it

wow.. i thought that shít only happened in ballymun

they don't need to pay to get pregnant in ballymun

Gazza22

Deleted User wrote: »

they don't need to pay to get pregnant in ballymun

...the welfaaaare is a good enough incentive. Oh! and the council house

but you don't get a christmas bonus any more
Tough times

Jasonw

sounds like an april fools to me#

Overheal

well the sale of condoms just went down a whole peg.

Overheal

Overheal wrote: »

well the sale of condoms just went down a whole peg.

not for the unfaithful wife!

Overheal

Deleted User wrote: »

not for the unfaithful wife!

Ah yes, vag-condoms++

thefinalstage

Wait, the wife must have liked it. She could have just milked him but no she wanted an injection.

bobcar61

Surely after 70 times they realised something was not right here.

Zillah

bobcar61 wrote: »

Surely after 70 times they realised something was not right here.

Did you actually read the article? Be honest.

Mr.Lizard

Maus should just give Traute one of 'his' kids. After all he has no more use for them now.

Rented Mule

bobcar61 wrote: »

Surely after 70 times they realised something was not right here.

What wasn't right ?

Gettin' to ride the neighbors wife for three times per week for six months ?

It's good work ....if you can get it.

Mr. Incognito

Eins, tzwei, drei......... danke.

Kold

Wait, the wife knew he was sterile and still let him away with it? No source on it either.

Mr.Lizard

It's probably a fake story anyway. If true then presumably the wife didn't know what he was up to rather than 'letting him away with it'. She had a couple of trump cards to lose after all. Probably thought he was over there watching the football or something.

scheister

ah sure in the tough times you take what ever work you can get. it depends if he was hired to impregnant her or just try to. To see if it was breach of contract r not

SV

Erm..pics?

Mr.Lizard

You want pix of yer man banging away to no avail on some beauty queen?

Actually, come to think of it...... pix.

SV

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

You want pix of yer man banging away to no avail on some beauty queen?

I see no difference between that and a good porno.

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

Actually, come to think of it...... pix.

Good man.

Seth Brundle

72 attempts and still no baby
German couple ask neighbour to be surrogate father to their baby, but don't get what they planned for.

Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife were desperate to have a baby, so after many failed attempts and a sterile report from his doctor, the couple asked their neighbour, and father of 2 to lend a hand.
Soupolos paid his neighbour Frank Maus $2500 to attempt to impregnate his wife 3 evenings a week for the next 6 months.

All seemed to be going well until at the end of the period there was no baby and Soupolos asked Maus to get checked out.

It was at this point that doctors announced that both men were infertile and that neither could father children, much to the embarrassment of Maus' wife who had to admit her own 2 children were fathered by someone else.

Soupolos if now suing Maus for breach of contract, although Maus claims he did not guarantee a pregnancy, just that he would give it his best.

$2500 to have sex with a super model for six months. What could be better? Oh, wait, she's German, probably quite a bit.

excellent!

http://www.thisisntexeter.co.uk/site/global/235

Fizman

They should probably put it in the front bum next time.

Overheal

wasnt this already posted?

Seth Brundle

Cheers - hadn't seen it (oibviously threadsw now merged!)

Mr.Lizard

Overheal wrote: »

wasnt this already posted?

The first time didn't yield the desired result , so tried again......

Joey the lips

Clearly the first few posters are tallaght trash! Every body in ballymun gets porridge for free from the welfare so the good died has them more fertile than wicklow where as in tallaght its macdonalds or snax in pajamas

It only takes one attempt in ballymun!