Ladies toilets in pubs/clubs

easyeason3

I was out at the weekend & had to visit the little girls room after a few drinks.
Anyway I was waiting for 10 minutes because the two cubicles were in use. Now it doesn't take ANYONE 10 minutes to pee but the hold up was that each cubicle had two women in it, talking, hence the wait.

Who the hell says to their friend ' I have to go to the loo, would you like to join me so you can hear me pee, then we can talk about random things & delay people who do actually want to use the toilet?

And even if they both did have to go at the same time why, oh why, do they sandwich themselves into the same cubicle? And then proceed to stay in the f**king thing for so long that other women in the queue have resorted to writhing around on the floor in agony?

One girl walked in to the ladies, saw the queue, had a listen to the four lunatics bitching about who was wearing what/ lost weight/ is eyeing them up & she turned on her heel & went into the gents.

Gents toilets have never appealed to me in the slightest due to the fact that a lot of men seem to aim for floor each time so walking through someone elses urine is not something I want to do. So I danced a little jig & held on.

But then just before going home I had to visit the little girls room again & I nearly got sick at the state of it. Not only had a few hundred women pissed on the floor, one beaut had obviously had a dose of the runs & not only had she not flushed the toilet but she had managed to throw the used tissue on the floor. Classy. Someone else had thoughtfully left a glass beside the sink with a little bit of puke in it.

Now I know this isn't an isolated case but I've never really noticed it before because I was only out for a few & therefore relatively sober. And the problem seems to be getting worse.

So anyway after all that ranting, is it too much to expect people to use the toilet without someone else holding their hand? And am I living in a fantasy world by expecting people not to act like farmyard animals & just release body fluids wherever they want?

RedXIV

When i was 16 i used to clean toliets in the local nightclub.....oh the things i saw

and btw, the women's bathroom is always worse

tony1kenobi

RedXIV wrote: »

When i was 16 i used to clean toliets in the local nightclub.....oh the things i saw

and btw, the women's bathroom is always worse

I did my fair share of that job in my teens. Women are filthy creatures.

easyeason3

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I did my fair share of that job in my teens. Women are filthy creatures.

Ah now not all women are like that.

But it seems to be younger girls, from 18 to around 22, that seem to be the worst offenders.

It's sickening.

MizzLolly

I used to clean hotels a few years back, women were always the people responsible for the worst / most disgusting messes. Some women are durrrty bitches and not in a good way either.


Oh.. the things I've seen..:(


*shivers in corner*

RedXIV

easyeason3 wrote: »

Ah now not all women are like that.

But it seems to be younger girls, from 18 to around 22, that seem to be the worst offenders.

It's sickening.

Oh i know it's not all women but take it from me, you reckon the guys might be a messier place but no guy wants to spend excessive amounts in the bathroom, it's in and out nice and fast so rarely any queues.

But women are just horrible. and they always seemed to block the sinks

Blitzkrieger

Always weird seeing a girl in the men's room. I always get a few paniky seconds of doubting I'm in the right place....

easyeason3

RedXIV wrote: »

Oh i know it's not all women but take it from me, you reckon the guys might be a messier place but no guy wants to spend excessive amounts in the bathroom, it's in and out nice and fast so rarely any queues.

But women are just horrible. and they always seemed to block the sinks

FLASHBACK!!!!!

I was in a nighclub when I was around 16/ 17 & actually witnessed a woman hopping up on the sink to pee!!!! She then had the cheek to tear strips off the bouncer who was called to deal with her.

Oh god I thought I had blocked that from my memory.

redout

I use to work as a barman and had to check (not clean) the toilets before we locked up to make sure nobody was in there asleep or whatever. Anyway womens toilets are far worse then the mens. Mens arent actually disgusting at all except for the smell. What is up with women throwing toilet paper all over the floor ? Leaving numerous drinks there also. Never understood that. Had a girl manage to lock herself in the cubicle one time and pass out !

Captain Slow IRL

They were probably snorting coke!

markok84

B'town bar rag week 2003 or 4 not sure, I witnessed a girl in the mens jaxx with her skirt jacked up trying to piss into one of the urinals while having a conversation with the lad next to her..... fair play to her, for some reason aswell people didn't seem to find it all that odd.

Snowie

I was involved in the blocking of a womans toilet last year 5 months ago ...

yep womens toilets are allways worse how ?

SeekUp

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

Always weird seeing a girl in the men's room. I always get a few paniky seconds of doubting I'm in the right place....

Between the state of our bathrooms and the number of females waiting to use the two stalls, can you blame us for being in the men's room? If there are more than four people in front of me, I start breathing through my nose and head for the men's -- in and out in a jiffy!

Mimikyu

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Calibos

Can you imagine the furore if a bloke walked into the ladies and said, "howaya girls, just going to take a slash in here cause the gents is packed".

He'd be bet up and down the street by the bouncers. Another example of double standards tbh

RandolphEsq

The smell in a women's toilets can be vile. It is a cross between various over-the-top perfume and make-up with stale tampons. Not a nice mix!

easyeason3

Calibos wrote: »

Can you imagine the furore if a bloke walked into the ladies and said, "howaya girls, just going to take a slash in here cause the gents is packed".

He'd be bet up and down the street by the bouncers. Another example of double standards tbh

Well thats not really the point of the thread. I was pointing out, in a long winded rant, about womens disgusting habits in public toilets.

It's not really a discussion about double standards but now that you have brought it up I think women would be quicker to bring it to the attention of a bouncer than men.

easyeason3

BrightEyes wrote: »

The smell in a women's toilets can be vile. It is a cross between various over-the-top perfume and make-up with stale tampons. Not a nice mix!

Pukey :P

misty floyd

Do girls ever share the jaxx whilst taking a siht?........plop plop.:D

dny123456

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I did my fair share of that job in my teens. Women are filthy creatures.

Ah that's a bit unfair... they just lack direction!

Mimikyu

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easyeason3

Well I'll put it to you this way Armani won't be looking to bottle it as a fragrance any time soon.

Eau du Stinky Tampon, don't think it will catch on

cson

A barman friend of mine is forever complaining about the 'jam rolls' he has to clean up out of the ladies after a night :eek:

dr.bollocko

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56842457&postcount=73

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

Always weird seeing a girl in the men's room. I always get a few paniky seconds of doubting I'm in the right place....

Funny thing is, if a man went into the girls jacks there would be fking war. Would be called a pervert and all that...

easyeason3

Ensley Strong Axle wrote: »

Funny thing is, if a man went into the girls jacks there would be fking war. Would be called a pervert and all that...

Ah there's some women out there just waiting to pounce & get up on their high horse but unless the guy walked in with his lad in his hand I'd say there's a reasonable amount of women who would take the piss.
Pardon the pun :P

Blush_01

As a female, I'm constantly baffled at how positively manky women are when it comes to public toilets. I'm shuddering thinking about it... mank.

Ann22

I've been dragged into womens' toilets on manys a night out while a pal relieved herself...I don't like doing this I have to say but never like to say no...big coward that I am....I always say I don't need to go and then I have to hold it and sneak away later on my own to go in peace, unless I'm so jarred I don't care.
This one time when I was in my teens a pal asked me to go into a toilet in this place with her ( it wasn't a pub)once while she had a smoke...it was a big enough room with a toilet in the corner. It was the middle of the day by the way and we were stone cold sober. She sat down and proceeded to pee while smoking and telling me a long serious story. To my horror...while we were chatting and looking intently at each other (me uncomfortably ignoring the piddles) I started to hear plops....one after the other! I couldn't believe it. I tried to act cool and not let on I'd noticed...but I was mortified:o. Halfway through her story she casually said 'don't mind me, I'm having a sh*te'. At the time I wondered if everyone did this sort of thing, this girl was one of the cool crowd, she was a good looking stylish young one, works in a bank now..don't think I'd ever in a million years be able to do that:eek::o Jaysiss!

Toots

Classy bird!

Snowie

Ann22 wrote: »

I've been dragged into womens' toilets on manys a night out while a pal relieved herself...I don't like doing this I have to say but never like to say no...big coward that I am....I always say I don't need to go and then I have to hold it and sneak away later on my own to go in peace, unless I'm so jarred I don't care.
This one time when I was in my teens a pal asked me to go into a toilet in this place with her ( it wasn't a pub)once while she had a smoke...it was a big enough room with a toilet in the corner. It was the middle of the day by the way and we were stone cold sober. She sat down and proceeded to pee while smoking and telling me a long serious story. To my horror...while we were chatting and looking intently at each other (me uncomfortably ignoring the piddles) I started to hear plops....one after the other! I couldn't believe it. I tried to act cool and not let on I'd noticed...but I was mortified:o. Halfway through her story she casually said 'don't mind me, I'm having a sh*te'. At the time I wondered if everyone did this sort of thing, this girl was one of the cool crowd, she was a good looking stylish young one, works in a bank now..don't think I'd ever in a million years be able to do that:eek::o Jaysiss!

women dont poo :eek: so your lieing i feel ill now

Mimikyu

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FlutterinBantam

Ann22 wrote: »

I've been dragged into womens' toilets on manys a night out while a pal relieved herself...I don't like doing this I have to say but never like to say no...big coward that I am....I always say I don't need to go and then I have to hold it and sneak away later on my own to go in peace, unless I'm so jarred I don't care.
This one time when I was in my teens a pal asked me to go into a toilet in this place with her ( it wasn't a pub)once while she had a smoke...it was a big enough room with a toilet in the corner. It was the middle of the day by the way and we were stone cold sober. She sat down and proceeded to pee while smoking and telling me a long serious story. To my horror...while we were chatting and looking intently at each other (me uncomfortably ignoring the piddles) I started to hear plops....one after the other! I couldn't believe it. I tried to act cool and not let on I'd noticed...but I was mortified:o. Halfway through her story she casually said 'don't mind me, I'm having a sh*te'. At the time I wondered if everyone did this sort of thing, this girl was one of the cool crowd, she was a good looking stylish young one, works in a bank now..don't think I'd ever in a million years be able to do that:eek::o Jaysiss!

The auld classic "string o' pearls".

pierrot

A used tampon can also have a banana skin effect, as i unfortunately found out while exiting a festival jacks.:mad:

brianthebard

Calibos wrote: »

Can you imagine the furore if a bloke walked into the ladies and said, "howaya girls, just going to take a slash in here cause the gents is packed".

He'd be bet up and down the street by the bouncers. Another example of double standards tbh

Actually a friend brought me into the ladies to continue a conversation while she peed and no one said anything to me.

engrish?

Calibos wrote: »

Can you imagine the furore if a bloke walked into the ladies and said, "howaya girls, just going to take a slash in here cause the gents is packed".

He'd be bet up and down the street by the bouncers. Another example of double standards tbh

Can you imagine two blokes going into cubicles to piss with eachother?

engrish?

How does a girl even miss the bowl?

Mimikyu

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Gummy Panda

engrish? wrote: »

How does a girl even miss the bowl?

They hover over it.

Snowie

brianthebard wrote: »

Actually a friend brought me into the ladies to continue a conversation while she peed and no one said anything to me.

ewww your a sick demented pervert, having a get togeather at my basement next weekend your on the list

Local-womanizer

engrish? wrote: »

Can you imagine two blokes going into cubicles to piss with eachother?

I kinda dont what to,you feel free to though!

engrish?

Gummy Panda wrote: »

They hover over it.

An image of a girl floating over the loo making a humming noise just popped into my head. I guess that means that the sleeping tablets kicking in.

Think about the people who have to clean that up.

redout

brianthebard wrote: »

Actually a friend brought me into the ladies to continue a conversation while she peed and no one said anything to me.

Do you look like a Queer ?

Mc Love

Just want to add, womens farts smell the worst!! Way worse than a lads guinness fart!

Must be something to do with holding it in for too long

S.I.R

easyeason3 wrote: »

I was out at the weekend & had to visit the little girls room after a few drinks.
Anyway I was waiting for 10 minutes because the two cubicles were in use. Now it doesn't take ANYONE 10 minutes to pee but the hold up was that each cubicle had two women in it, talking, hence the wait.

Who the hell says to their friend ' I have to go to the loo, would you like to join me so you can hear me pee, then we can talk about random things & delay people who do actually want to use the toilet?

And even if they both did have to go at the same time why, oh why, do they sandwich themselves into the same cubicle? And then proceed to stay in the f**king thing for so long that other women in the queue have resorted to writhing around on the floor in agony?

One girl walked in to the ladies, saw the queue, had a listen to the four lunatics bitching about who was wearing what/ lost weight/ is eyeing them up & she turned on her heel & went into the gents.

Gents toilets have never appealed to me in the slightest due to the fact that a lot of men seem to aim for floor each time so walking through someone elses urine is not something I want to do. So I danced a little jig & held on.

But then just before going home I had to visit the little girls room again & I nearly got sick at the state of it. Not only had a few hundred women pissed on the floor, one beaut had obviously had a dose of the runs & not only had she not flushed the toilet but she had managed to throw the used tissue on the floor. Classy. Someone else had thoughtfully left a glass beside the sink with a little bit of puke in it.

Now I know this isn't an isolated case but I've never really noticed it before because I was only out for a few & therefore relatively sober. And the problem seems to be getting worse.

So anyway after all that ranting, is it too much to expect people to use the toilet without someone else holding their hand? And am I living in a fantasy world by expecting people not to act like farmyard animals & just release body fluids wherever they want?

pishhhh in the sink ?? you only 1 handle away from cleaning it after wards anyways....



Should actually do it from now on... its more practical... All girls are closest lesbians so theirs nothing to lose !!