That new Glade ad...

DSB

'I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom'

What the hell is this?

tony1kenobi

An internet forum.

sinlessgunner

Yeah its actually pathetic, but I have to admit, the child in me thought it was funny (but only for a second)!!

LiNgWiStIkZ

I think it's a load of shíte to be honest!

donmeister

Glades ads are always ****. Im surprised it wasnt a fuckin monkey or a hippo on about the fresh scent of citrus blossom or poo.

Ostrom

DSB wrote: »

'I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom'

What the hell is this?

It wouldn't be as bad if he didnt say 'I want to do a poo' in that annoying syncopated way

omahaid

This should answer your question

What the hell is this?

Sharpshooter

DSB wrote: »

'I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom'

What the hell is this?

I so want that kid to meet Chuck Norris.:mad:

CHD

Its right up there with bad threads like this one.

donmeister

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I so want that kid to meet Chuck Norris.:mad:

No. That wouldn't work,the kid would probably brainwash Chuck into thinking he needs a poo aswell. The lil dastard.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to poo. Poo needs to Chuck Norris.

Sharpshooter

donmeister wrote: »

No. That wouldn't work,the kid would probably brainwash Chuck into thinking he needs a poo aswell. The lil dastard.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to poo. Poo needs to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

FlutterinBantam

DSB wrote: »

'I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom'

What the hell is this?

Little guy just doesn't like the fent of sour shyte wafting around him after backing out a ripe one!!

That's all it is, no mystery.

Paul's shítter has Airwicks and doo daas to block out the bang when she hits the pewter.

Could you not work out that yourself?

pshaaw

captain caveman

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Little guy just doesn't like the fent of sour shyte wafting around him after backing out a ripe one!!

That's all it is, no mystery.

Paul's shítter has Airwicks and doo daas to block out the bang when she hits the pewter.

Could you not work out that yourself?

pshaaw

actually laughed so hard a bit of wee came out... Brilliant!

right, off to do a Poo at Paul's catch ya later...

Ardscoil Ris

Have you guys seen the German version? He wants to do the poo on Paul.

Sharpshooter

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Have you guys seen the German version? He wants to do the poo on Paul.

Bantams got a kid, well if that ain't shit for giggles.

giggsy664

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

When Chuck Norris was born he was given several blocks of Lego.

The Great Wall of China still stands today.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Jack Bauer kicks Chuck Norris's ass. And you know it.

panadapter

I can confirm that I,too, have had a poo at Pauls,and it was both fragrant and satisfying.

It's common knowledge that the best poo's are available at Pauls,so I don't think we need a multi-national firm of air freshener sellers to advertise the fact.The queues round at Pauls have become very long since this ad.

So I am happy to report that Pauls plans for an extra thunder box are well in hand.:eek:

dublinario

I think people are giving the new Glade fragrance a bum rap (no pun intended). My uncle works for Glade, and they reverse-engineered that scent from a piece of fossilised faeces unearthed in Egypt two years ago, believed to have found life in the anal tract of Cleopatra herself. Now, I ask you: if Cleopatra's dung doesn't smell of a rosy, Springtime meadow, whose would?

Latchy

I find a box of matches just as good if not better than any Glade .

kelle

If I were Paul's mum, I'd want to give him a slap on the arse 5 minutes on the naughty step.