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Creation Science Investigates: Proving Evolution didn't create the Grand Canyon.

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    #2
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Well, the screencap appears to be someone taking a whizz, so I don't want to watch the video.


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    Flamed Diving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    It's not that. He is using a garden hose.


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    tricky D
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    That eejit looking in the mirror would be a much bigger challange to evolution.


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    Rev Hellfire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭Rev Hellfire


    The most shocking thing in that video is the suggestion that other countries need to ask for 'football' to be played in your country. Sure everyone knows American football is just rugby for buffed up ladyboys.

    How can anyone expect to be taken seriously with an opening statement like that.


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    Naz_st
    Registered Users Posts: 391 ✭✭Naz_st


    Wow :eek:

    So after 6mins of mindless drivel, he has, in his own estimation, succeeded in "proving" that "evolution didn't create the grand canyon". I hope somebody has notified Richard Dawkins, his whole worldview will be changed by this revelation. :)


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    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Is this the believers mentality, that even atheists worship a creator, in our case, we call him evolution! We pray in our places of worship, labs, lecture theatres, and his profit of science dawkins spreads the good word!

    Oh mighty evolution, forgive me my sins of faith in magic, teach me how to live, and create a canyon in your image, that we may leap into it so we can meet our maker!


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    fitz0
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    "And then, uh, one time it broke and, uh,"

    What a tool.


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    Relay
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    What have evolution to do with Grand canyon????


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    JimiTime
    Registered Users Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Relay wrote: »
    What have evolution to do with Grand canyon????

    I was thinking that myself. Also, turned off when he said 'Soccer' was dumb. Cheeky insular fecker!


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    Relay
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    JimiTime wrote: »
    I was thinking that myself. Also, turned off when he said 'Soccer' was dumb. Cheeky insular fecker!
    Grand Canyone is Geology not Biology. I dont take him serious


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    Flamed Diving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    Relay wrote: »
    What have evolution to do with Grand canyon????

    Because the scientists think evolution made the Grand Canyon, through billions of years of erosion.

    This video proves that this was not evolution.


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    Rev Hellfire
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    Flamed Diving wrote: »
    Because the scientists think evolution made the Grand Canyon, through billions of years of erosion.
    Erosion isn't evolution, it geological event not a biological one.


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    Flamed Diving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    Rev Hellfire wrote: »
    Erosion isn't evolution, it geological event not a biological one.

    Not according to Richard Darwin. He claims that life was created in a puddle, the earth being billions of years old, the big bang, the grand canyon being eroded over billions of years.

    Darwin is an evolutionist. Evolution is wrong.


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    pH
    Registered Users Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭pH


    Ouch, let's hope someone smart figures out how he faked that video, otherwise we're all off to mass this Easter.


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    pH
    Registered Users Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭pH


    Flamed Diving wrote: »
    Not according to Richard Darwin.

    Intentional or not, that's funny :)


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    marco_polo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,077 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    I think some posters sarcasm dectors are broken today. :D

    Flamed Diving wrote: »
    Not according to Richard Darwin. He claims that life was created in a puddle, the earth being billions of years old, the big bang, the grand canyon being eroded over billions of years.

    Darwin is an evolutionist. Evolution is wrong.

    I hope that Charles Dawkins sees fit to correct all these errors in the next edition of his book. :)


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    Nodin
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    pH wrote: »
    Ouch, let's hope someone smart figures out how he faked that video, otherwise we're all off to mass this Easter.

    Ahh jaysus no. I want to stay in me bed.


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    MrPudding
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    pH wrote: »
    Ouch, let's hope someone smart figures out how he faked that video, otherwise we're all off to mass this Easter.
    You obviously didn't me the memo. Easter is cancelled, they found the body.

    MrP


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    Mark Hamill
    Registered Users Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭Mark Hamill


    Flamed Diving wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irw2tmUTRtU


    There ya have it. Evolution proved wrong.

    I'm amazed that he could figure out how to hold a video camera and a garden hose at the same time.


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    #21
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    The tea-leaves in the bottom of my cup say this may or may not have some truth to it.


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    Flamed Diving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    marco_polo wrote: »
    I think some posters sarcasm dectors are broken today. :D




    I hope that Charles Dawkins sees fit to correct all these errors in the next edition of his book. :)

    Is April Fool's Day over?


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    #23
    Rev Hellfire
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    Moany children break sarcasm detectors :)


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    #24
    marco_polo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,077 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    Flamed Diving wrote: »
    Is April Fool's Day over?

    Didn't mean your detector. ;)
    Rev Hellfire wrote: »
    Moany children break sarcasm detectors :)

    Sympathies :)


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    Nodin
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    MrPudding wrote: »
    You obviously didn't me the memo. Easter is cancelled, they found the body.

    MrP

    Would the choclate not have melted by now?


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    pH
    Registered Users Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭pH


    Nodin wrote: »
    Would the choclate not have melted by now?

    2009-03-27.jpg


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    Tyler MacDurden
    Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭Tyler MacDurden


    You have to admire this kid's ambition if nothing else. Though perhaps he needs to pace himself instead of attempting to over-turn centuries of science in one afternoon -

    This week: Master the use of opposable thumbs.
    Next week: Learn to think and breathe simultaneously.
    Third week: Formulate Corky's Celestial Hosepipe Hypothesis.


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    #28
    DEVEREUX
    Registered Users Posts: 541 ✭✭✭DEVEREUX


    TOOL


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    #29
    karen3212
    Closed Accounts Posts: 668 ✭✭✭karen3212


    Since the proof of the pudding is in the eating, I am left wondering - why didn't he eat it?

    Also I think my parents might be related:eek:


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    kiffer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    *Golf Clap* A ~valiant~ attempt.

    Frankly, flume tank experiments beat puddle, hose and poor reasoning.


    It's nice that they let him dig holes in the lawn and play with the hose... no sharp edges on which he could hurt himself :)
    It's possible to drown in an inch of water, so I would recommend that he not be left unsupervised.


    At 1.43 does he say Geology Class or Theology class?


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