A person die every second from starvation...

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 3:54am #1

..so shut you're ungrateful hole about stuff that really dosent matter.

Quote: 1 person dies every second as a result of hunger - 4000 every hour - 100 000 each day - 36 million each year - 58 % of all deaths (2001-2004 estimates).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starvation

I'd love to round up every whiny teenage pseudo-depressed cnunt and make them swap lives with a starving African. That is my dream to be honest.

alexandros · 02-04-2009 3:56am

are you hungry?

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 3:59am

alexander.t wrote: »

are you hungry?

No, fortunately. I'm one of the lucky ones.

Karl Hungus · 02-04-2009 4:02am

You're lucky people can't die from self-righteousness, or this thread would be a holocaust.

minxie · 02-04-2009 4:03am

hes a bit mad

alexandros · 02-04-2009 4:03am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

No, fortunately. I'm one of the lucky ones.

you should go share some of your fortune with the starving people
go now.. every second counts

Agent Smith · 02-04-2009 4:04am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

..so shut you're ungrateful hole about stuff that really dosent matter.

Quote: 1 person dies every second as a result of hunger - 4000 every hour - 100 000 each day - 36 million each year - 58 % of all deaths (2001-2004 estimates).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starvation

I'd love to round up every whiny teenage pseudo-depressed cnunt and make them swap lives with a starving African. That is my dream to be honest.

So... does that mean more jobs are going to come available?

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 4:05am

Karl Hungus wrote: »

You're lucky people can't die from self-righteousness, or this thread would be a holocaust.

If you dont chop off an arm and send it by post to Africa you're a bad person Karl H.

I, however, am a good person for talking about the starvation problem, even though I dont, and cant, do anything to alleviate it. :P I'm actually drunk dont worry, i'm not self righteous at all.

But seriously, those statistics are depressing

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 4:07am

Agent Smith wrote: »

So... does that mean more jobs are going to come available?

Aye, people will have to be paid to dig the mass graves! Why did you thank a comment that made me out to have the undesirable characteristic of self-righteousness? Thats not nice at all

steo87 · 02-04-2009 4:16am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

..so shut you're ungrateful hole about stuff that really dosent matter.

Quote: 1 person dies every second as a result of hunger - 4000 every hour

Hold on, hold on....so you're saying one person dies every second and 4000 every hour?

Hmm.... 1 every second --> 60 every minute --> 60 x 60 = 3600

3600 not 4000......goddamn Trocaire...lying bastards!

alexandros · 02-04-2009 4:17am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

Thats not nice at all

This is AH
.. nice has nothing to do with it.

So what are you drinking?

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 4:17am

steo87 wrote: »

Hold on, hold on....so you're saying one person dies every second and 4000 every hour?

Hmm.... 1 every second --> 60 every minute --> 60 x 60 = 3600

3600 not 4000......goddamn Trocaire...lying bastards!

Fukkers need money for overheads methinks!

ScumLord · 02-04-2009 4:19am

steo87 wrote: »

Hold on, hold on....so you're saying one person dies every second and 4000 every hour?

Hmm.... 1 every second --> 60 every minute --> 60 x 60 = 3600

3600 not 4000......

Inflation?

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 4:19am

alexander.t wrote: »

This is AH
.. nice has nothing to do with it.

So what are you drinking?

Just in there an hour ago, had bout 6 cans and a bit of gin and seven up, dirty stuff altogether! sippin a can here aswell, stella!

steo87 · 02-04-2009 4:22am

ScumLord wrote: »

Inflation?

Oh yeah like their food-craving inflated bellies...?

Can I get a hiiiiiighoooo? No? Well fúck ya

alexandros · 02-04-2009 4:29am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

Just in there an hour ago, had bout 6 cans and a bit of gin and seven up, dirty stuff altogether! sippin a can here aswell, stella!

you should stop drinking and donate the money you save to charity to feed the starving children in Africa

steo87 · 02-04-2009 4:31am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

..so shut you're ungrateful hole

lol.com

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 4:32am

alexander.t wrote: »

you should stop drinking and donate the money you save to charity to feed the starving children in Africa

Now this is where I get off my high horse and turn into a hypocrite fcuk, f i could I would though, as im sure anybody would!

seanybiker · 02-04-2009 4:33am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

I'd love to round up every whiny teenage pseudo-depressed cnunt and make them swap lives with a starving African. That is my dream to be honest.

Sure if ya just swapped them then it would be the exact same really. One group of people dying and another group depressed. Ya could change em back and feed the hungry people.
Are you bono or nob geldof

kwestfan08 · 02-04-2009 4:35am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

..so shut you're ungrateful hole about stuff that really dosent matter.

Quote: 1 person dies every second as a result of hunger - 4000 every hour - 100 000 each day - 36 million each year - 58 % of all deaths (2001-2004 estimates).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starvation

I'd love to round up every whiny teenage pseudo-depressed cnunt and make them swap lives with a starving African. That is my dream to be honest.

Isn't Africa a sweeping generilsation. What part of Africa specifically OP?

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 4:35am

seanybiker wrote: »

Sure if ya just swapped them then it would be the exact same really. One group of people dying and another group depressed. Ya could change em back and feed the hungry people.
Are you bono or nob geldof

That reminds me of a sicki joke...

What does Bob geldof like to smother in cream?

Peaches.

Fcucking lol

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 4:36am

kwestfan08 wrote: »

Isn't Africa a sweeping generlisation. what part of Africa specifically OP?

Who gives a fcuk about africa.

hussey · 02-04-2009 4:38am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

..so shut you're ungrateful hole about stuff that really dosent matter.

Quote: 1 person dies every second as a result of hunger - 4000 every hour - 100 000 each day - 36 million each year - 58 % of all deaths (2001-2004 estimates).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starvation

I'd love to round up every whiny teenage pseudo-depressed cnunt and make them swap lives with a starving African. That is my dream to be honest.

MikeStrutington wrote: »

Who gives a fcuk about africa.

well, you did it seems

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 4:39am

hussey wrote: »

well, you did it seems

Woops, nearly forgot. Must be the alzheimers.

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 4:40am

Sorry hussey, whatever you said I cant remember cause I've got parkinsons or something

steo87 · 02-04-2009 4:42am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

Sorry hussey, whatever you said I cant remember cause I've got parkinsons or something

You have parkinsons and you're able to type so clearly?
Shouldn't your post be something like this:

dfadskj kj kjfksdjak fjkasd jkjk j jkfjdkfjdsaifhdsikjcmk fjkdsjfkdsfkdjsfklj ??

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 4:42am

Sorry hussey i have alzheimers or something

steo87 · 02-04-2009 4:46am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

Sorry hussey i have alzheimers or something

http://buildingcamelot.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/alzheimers.jpg

MikeStrutington · 02-04-2009 4:47am

steo87 wrote: »

http://buildingcamelot.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/alzheimers.jpg

Joke thief?! Well i ne...

/runs away

seanybiker · 02-04-2009 4:50am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

That reminds me of a sicki joke...

What does Bob geldof like to smother in cream?

Peaches.

Fcucking lol

Seen that one alright. Definately voted that one up.

steo87 · 02-04-2009 4:51am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

Joke thief?! Well i ne...

/runs away

Come back come back!you forgot these.....oh well I'll keep them..

/puts Worthers Originals in back pocket

KerranJast · 02-04-2009 9:23am

There are too many humans in the world anyway. Drought and starvation are just natures way of enforcing natural selection on us.

Captain-America · 02-04-2009 9:25am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

..so shut you're ungrateful hole about stuff that really dosent matter.

Quote: 1 person dies every second as a result of hunger - 4000 every hour - 100 000 each day - 36 million each year - 58 % of all deaths (2001-2004 estimates).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starvation

I'd love to round up every whiny teenage pseudo-depressed cnunt and make them swap lives with a starving African. That is my dream to be honest.

Maybe when we've cured world hunger we can move on to removing that stick from your arse.

0ubliette · 02-04-2009 9:37am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

..so shut you're ungrateful hole about stuff that really dosent matter.

Quote: 1 person dies every second as a result of hunger - 4000 every hour - 100 000 each day - 36 million each year - 58 % of all deaths (2001-2004 estimates).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starvation

I'd love to round up every whiny teenage pseudo-depressed cnunt and make them swap lives with a starving African. That is my dream to be honest.

Why dont they just move?

Quazzie · 02-04-2009 9:40am

I'm undecided what I'm going to have for lunch.

Any suggestions?

Mr.Lizard · 02-04-2009 9:45am

So they're dying at a rate of 1 per second? Good thing then that the starving little beggars are currently popping out of their mummys fun-holes at a rate of 2 per second to more than keep the numbers up.

Quazzie · 02-04-2009 9:47am

So there actually increasing in population.

Stop their food supply I say. Thanks for bringing this to our attention OP

ShooterSF · 02-04-2009 9:56am

People die from starvation every second??!!! :eek: Oh crap when is the last time I ate, oh god know I'm too young to die. I think I had breakfast but that was 2 hours ago, thats 7200 seconds I could have died in, I think I better have a snickers. Thanks OP. And to think I was gonna go on a diet :eek:

Goduznt Xzst · 02-04-2009 10:25am

MikeStrutington wrote: »

I'd love to round up every whiny teenage pseudo-depressed cnunt and make them swap lives with a starving African. That is my dream to be honest.

wait... so you are saying you'd like to swap your life with a starving African?

02-04-2009 12:09pm

hmmm maybe they should stop fuking all around them. having 20 kids each in a country with no food is not smart.

like seriously, if we had as many as children as africans do, we'd have to get all our food in lidl.

ScumLord · 02-04-2009 12:13pm

Why don't they just eat the dead people?

ShooterSF · 02-04-2009 12:15pm

ScumLord wrote: »

Why don't they just eat the dead people?

Hmm I'd imagine starvation is not high on the list of the things you want your food to die of

BrokenArrows · 02-04-2009 12:25pm

not trying to be a prick but if 58% didnt die then the world would be ****ed in a very short period. over population. same with the famine here. imagine 8million people in ireland today. chaos

Capt'n Midnight · 02-04-2009 1:31pm

BrokenArrows wrote: »

not trying to be a prick but if 58% didnt die then the world would be ****ed in a very short period. over population. same with the famine here. imagine 8million people in ireland today. chaos

8 million ?
In the middle of summer with all the tourists and the unregistered immigrants who is to say there aren't :pac:

The way to solve this is improve standard of living and educate women about contracenption. High infant mortality and lack of old age care means people view kids as their pension. In the western world kids are expensive things and you have to forgo things like 52" plasma TV's and second holidays if you want one.

People who have nothing to loose often risk it all.
If they have a stake they they are more likely to be selfish.

One way of reducing famines is to ban food exports from the affected area. The main effect this has is to make food cheaper so people don't hoard it, hoarding and overpricing is the problem, not scarcity.

Captain-America · 02-04-2009 5:51pm

Answer me this, if African's are so hungry how come they can run so fast? If they had any sense at all they'd go on Safari and kill some lions.

Slidey · 02-04-2009 8:18pm

Captain-America wrote: »

Answer me this, if African's are so hungry how come they can run so fast? If they had any sense at all they'd go on Safari and kill some lions.

What has Apples internet software got to do with gettin lions?

Surely if you were to go down that route a fox on fire would be better?

AlmightyCushion · 02-04-2009 8:32pm

Jaysus, reading this thread is making me hungry. Anyone else get that?

Slidey · 02-04-2009 8:35pm

Homer, do you like nachos?

02-04-2009 8:37pm

Deleted User wrote: »

hmmm maybe they should stop fuking all around them. having 20 kids each in a country with no food is not smart.

like seriously, if we had as many as children as africans do, we'd have to get all our food in lidl.

what the hell are you talking about? I only have 1 lickle teeny weeny kid and I still have to buy my food in lidl

BaconZombie · 02-04-2009 8:37pm

So how many were save due to the time change?

A person die every second from starvation...

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