So, I have to rent out my house, and my neighbour says...

Trouser_Press

..."as long as you don't rent to n*gg**s, that's okay".

I suspect by "n*gg**s" he means anyone not born in Ireland. He's not very bright.

Being the hero that I am......:rolleyes:......I told him "go **** yourself".

So, we're not talking now. Oh woe.

Incidentally, he's an able-bodied man, father of two, who has been unemployed "for as long as I can remember", as he proudly told me.

But that's okay, he's Irish.

We're a great little country.

Dennis the Stone

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Gary ITR

Trouser_Press wrote: »

..."as long as you don't rent to n*gg**s, that's okay".

I suspect by "n*gg**s" he means anyone not born in Ireland. He's not very bright.

Being the hero that I am......:rolleyes:......I told him "go **** yourself".

So, we're not talking now. Oh woe.

Incidentally, he's an able-bodied man, father of two, who has been unemployed "for as long as I can remember", as he proudly told me.

But that's okay, he's Irish.

We're a great little country.

He probably failed his leaving

Zebra3

Trouser_Press wrote: »

..."as long as you don't rent to n*gg**s, that's okay".

I suspect by "n*gg**s" he means anyone not born in Ireland. He's not very bright.

Being the hero that I am......:rolleyes:......I told him "go **** yourself".

So, we're not talking now. Oh woe.

Incidentally, he's an able-bodied man, father of two, who has been unemployed "for as long as I can remember", as he proudly told me.

But that's okay, he's Irish.

We're a great little country.

Tell him Beyonce was looking to move in, but you didn't want to upset him.

Trouser_Press

Tago Mago wrote: »

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Have you tried Ctrl Alt Del?

But make sure you press them all at the same time.

Unless you're a Mac user. In which case you're laughin'.

FearDark

Clint Eastwood is your neighbour, yes?

Trouser_Press

Onkle wrote: »

He probably failed his leaving

I doubt he ever sat it, to be honest. He'd view education as gay.

seanybiker

Cheek of him. Ya should put up a "no irish need apply" sign for the laugh.

Trouser_Press

FearDark wrote: »

Clint Eastwood is your neighbour, yes?

True enough, the neighbour said: "go ahead with your n*gg*rs, make my ****in' day, ya ****in' scumbag ya". After that the conversation went downhill.

Trouser_Press

seanybiker wrote: »

Cheek of him. Ya should put up a "no irish need apply" sign for the laugh.

Hmm.......................tempting.

Dennis the Stone

I saw one of those tribal African lads in Cork a few years back beating his drum. I told him that I didn't like the sound of it.

It didn't resonate very well

Trouser_Press

Tago Mago wrote: »

I saw one of those tribal African lads in Cork a few years back beating his drum. I told him that I didn't like the sound of it.

It didn't resonate very well

Leave Gerald McCarthy out of it, he's yesterday's man.

pierrot

You dont want any naggers living next door alright, they'd be nagging non stop!:D

FearDark

pierrot wrote: »

You dont want any naggers living next door alright, they'd be nagging non stop!:D

Randy Marsh you legend!

N_GGERS

"N*****S"

oh..... NAGGERS....

Trouser_Press

pierrot wrote: »

You dont want any naggers living next door alright, they'd be nagging non stop!:D

Fair point! Especially if they're non-national naggers.

Skyuser

FearDark wrote: »

Clint Eastwood is your neighbour, yes?

The shotgun will be out..."Get off my lawn".

portomar

Trouser_Press wrote: »

..."as long as you don't rent to n*gg**s, that's okay".

I suspect by "n*gg**s" he means anyone not born in Ireland. He's not very bright.

Being the hero that I am......:rolleyes:......I told him "go **** yourself".

So, we're not talking now. Oh woe.

Incidentally, he's an able-bodied man, father of two, who has been unemployed "for as long as I can remember", as he proudly told me.

But that's okay, he's Irish.

We're a great little country.

well done OP, many people would have sniggered awkwardly and ended the convo somehow, good on ya!

seanybiker

portomar wrote: »

well done OP, many people would have sniggered awkwardly and ended the convo somehow, good on ya!

He he he you said snigger. Im really childish

billy the squid

Onkle wrote: »

He probably failed his leaving

Or his birth certificate.

Stick a sign in the window. Welcome to Ireland, house to let.

Rented Mule

You could also 'lease' the address to all of the people flying in to collect their dole and children's allowance once a month.

Then you could fill the house will homeless people off of the street, just to balance out your karma.

Kipperhell

The comments are at least funny.

I was approached by somebody wanting to buy a property from my family. Very respectable accountant. He didn't say anything racist himself by saying he had a plumber in who said
"It is getting very dark around here".
I looked at him blankly and then he said in a hushed voice "You know with all the Nigerians".
I continued to look blankly at him and there was an awkward silence for a bit and said "So did you continue to use the racist plumber or was it just a bad taste comment?"
It then turned into him deflecting by saying it amazing what some people say to people they don't really know blah blah...

He was trying to get the property cheaper because he hoped I would perceived a value drop based on skin colour of people in the area. The unfortunate reality is some people will/would avoid areas due to skin colour. This will combine with the fact most immigrants are lowly paid that a real stigma could appear in areas.

T-K-O

If I was in that same situation I would only interview and rent the house to the people he is so fond of.

Tech3

Trouser_Press wrote: »

Incidentally, he's an able-bodied man, father of two, who has been unemployed "for as long as I can remember", as he proudly told me.

But that's okay, he's Irish.

We're a great little country.

Maybe he was unhappy about "They took yer jobs"?

Nodin

Trouser_Press wrote: »

..."as long as you don't rent to n*gg**s, that's okay".

I suspect by "n*gg**s" he means anyone not born in Ireland. He's not very bright.

Being the hero that I am......:rolleyes:......I told him "go **** yourself".

So, we're not talking now. Oh woe.

Maith an Fear.

Nodin

tech2 wrote: »

Maybe he was unhappy about "They took yer jobs"?

I've heard similar.

'I coulda been dere, opraytin on the brayuns, if it wazn't fer some Shan Mohangi commin here...'

inforfun

I would love to meet your neighbour OP.
I am as white as they come and 6'2''


And then introduce my gf to him... My OH is 5 foot something and in possesion of an exotic skin colour.

3qsmavrod5twfe

Kipperhell wrote: »

I was approached by somebody wanting to buy a property from my family. Very respectable accountant. He didn't say anything racist himself by saying he had a plumber in who said
"It is getting very dark around here".

Should have come back with the classic Irishness of playing stupid and said something like

"Ah yeah, but sure the clocks will be moving forward soon and then there'll be a great stretch in the evenings"

Just to see someone try to explain themselves in that situation is worth it.

"Well I'm not a racist but..."

Mr.Lizard

Tago Mago wrote: »

I saw one of those tribal African lads in Cork a few years back beating his drum. I told him that I didn't like the sound of it.

It didn't resonate very well

Bah dum ..... [nothing]

MIN2511

Trouser_Press wrote: »

..."as long as you don't rent to n*gg**s, that's okay".

I suspect by "n*gg**s" he means anyone not born in Ireland. He's not very bright.

Being the hero that I am......:rolleyes:......I told him "go **** yourself".

So, we're not talking now. Oh woe.

Incidentally, he's an able-bodied man, father of two, who has been unemployed "for as long as I can remember", as he proudly told me.

But that's okay, he's Irish.

We're a great little country.

Can i move in


Please.... And just to piss him off, i'ld have a party and invite a VERY multicultural crowd

mercuroman

Trouser_Press wrote: »

..."as long as you don't rent to n*gg**s, that's okay".

I suspect by "n*gg**s" he means anyone not born in Ireland. He's not very bright.

Being the hero that I am......:rolleyes:......I told him "go **** yourself".

So, we're not talking now. Oh woe.

Incidentally, he's an able-bodied man, father of two, who has been unemployed "for as long as I can remember", as he proudly told me.

But that's okay, he's Irish.

We're a great little country.

How did he react when you said you were going straight on boards to tell "everyone"?

RMD

Please oh please invite every person you know who isn't european to your house for night of exotic cultures rave, with all the latest in carribean dance hall, Indian rave and westside rap.

I'd pay to see the expression of your neighbour afterwords, then again he might "ge da lads rond to batttttttttrrrrrrrrr yizzzzzzzzzz" or something along those general lines.

ShooterSF

inforfun wrote: »

I would love to meet your neighbour OP.
I am as white as they come and 6'2''


And then introduce my gf to him... My OH is 5 foot something and in possesion of an exotic skin colour.

Greenish-yellow?

I think I know you so.....

inforfun

ShooterSF wrote: »

Greenish-yellow?

I think I know you so.....

Yep, she is green/yellow. Hard to miss. I can imagine you know me.

the_syco

inforfun wrote: »

Yep, she is green/yellow.

Get rid of that rocking chair, lad...

A lad I know(not a friend or anything) Is as bad if not worse than the lad in the OP's story. He lives in London and there was a big group in the pub at a function and he was telling a few of us(out loud no shame at all) that if his daughter ever came home with a n****r or or anybody from anywhere further east than Germany basically he would kick the **** out of him and disown his daughter on the spot. He then went on to say that its not natural to be mixing with them dirty n*****s etc etc. He is Irish btw but has been living in London for a few years. I have been told he is always talking like this.

dublinario

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: we need to step up our inter-breeding to create a unified race of beige humanoids. All our problems will then be over. Unless we then start discriminating on equally frivolous grounds e.g. right-handed versus left-handed, inny bellybutton versus outty bellybutton, can roll tongue versus can't etc.