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Tv Presenter wanted

  • 31-03-2009 06:37PM
    #1
    Tipp-girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23 ✭


    Not sure if this is thee right forum, but I saw this on a recruitment website, and it made me smile!





    TV PRESENTER WANTED

    COMPANY:
    LATE LATE LTD
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    JOB REFERENCE NUMBER
    12919170
    CLIENT ID:
    RI/LATELATE123
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    POSTED ON:
    MAR 30 2009
    LAST UPDATED:
    MAR 30 2009
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    LOCATION:
    DUBLIN
    JOB TYPE:
    PERMANENT
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    SALARY:
    €400K++
    BENEFITS:
    PENSION / PRSA

    Subject to occasional 10% cuts
    ** Subject to market devaluation

    Overview

    Flexible TV Presenter wanted that is willing to work Friday evenings for popular TV show. Candidates should be made of flesh and blood. Must be energetic, genuine, witty and actually interested in listening to what the guests have to say.

    Will report to a mysterious owl.

    Experience and Skills

    · Must be Good with Children & feel comfortable surrounded by children’s toys

    · Must enjoy making conversation with a variety of guests eg bishops girlfriends, drunken psychiatrists, murderers

    · Must be willing to ad lib and deviate from the script

    · Ability to control temper especially when dealing with unappreciative prize winners is a plus

    · Must feel occasionally compelled to administer identical objects to every member of the audience

    · Must have an ability to handle foul mouthed/inebriated comedians/musicians/actors

    · Must be tenacious in debate, particularly where elderly neighbours are concerned

    · Must be able to handle a lack of appreciation and at times ridicule from everyone else

    Benefits

    · The adoration of Grannies

    · Big but ever decreasing wads of cash

    Note – Must have own transport.



    https://www.recruitireland.com/job/tv-presenter-wanted-dublin/12919170/


Comments

  • #2
    janullrich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭janullrich


    thanks. that raised a smile from me!


  • #3
    dh0661
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :) Nice first post there Tipp girl.


  • #4
    Thumpette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭Thumpette


    Haha- well spotted! :D


  • #5
    AARRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    It's been up there for a while. Nice bit of viral marketing by the Recruit Ireland guys. :)


  • #6
    kittensoft1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    lol

    That made me smile


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  • #7
    yop
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 16,724 Mod ✭✭✭✭yop


    I was delighted until I read they required that you need to "Must have an ability to handle foul mouthed/inebriated comedians/musicians/actors "

    That one ruled me out totally!!! :( Gutted


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