Anyone know where I can get one of those fake rubber vaginas?

Overblood

It's for a friend.

Seriously!!

My friend did a big favour for me recently, and I said to him "ya know dude, I have to get you a present or voucher or something for this thanks a million i really appreciate it. anything in particular you'd like? dvd's or games or anything?"

and in jest he replied "haha yeah get me one of those fake plastic vaginas that you can ride!!" and we both had a laugh.

But when I got home I thought to myself, f**kit, i actually WILL get him one!! Be careful what you wish for and all that.:pac:

Ebay don't have them. Any I ideas? What are they even called?

FlutterinBantam

Are the real ones not rubbery enough??

galwayrush

What size ? :P

Overblood

galwayrush wrote: »

What size ? :P

I dunno, do they come in different sizes? I'd like to get him the "Big Momma" edition if possible.

Hagar

Try Fannies-R-Us.

Thrill

I did a google and came up with this......

http://www.dearcupid.org/question/im-disgusted-i-found-a-fake-rubber-vagina.html

My name is URL

This one time, on /b/..

A guy posted blueprints for a home made one. He said the smell of Pringles added class!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1192/1330611691_87a29f3a43.jpg

spurious

There is one on ebay - it looks like a Heineken can (not joking) - item number 130290490825 on ebay.com.

It's called a Fleshlight. There are places you'll get them in Ireland but they are 80 euro or so which seems robbery to me.

Overblood

spurious wrote: »

It's called a Fleshlight. There are places you'll get them in Ireland but they are 80 euro or so which seems robbery to me.

But you bought one anyways, yeah?

Paddy Samurai

Overblood wrote: »

It's for a friend.

Seriously!!

My friend did a big favour for me recently, and I said to him "ya know dude, I have to get you a present or voucher or something for this thanks a million i really appreciate it. anything in particular you'd like? dvd's or games or anything?"

and in jest he replied "haha yeah get me one of those fake plastic vaginas that you can ride!!" and we both had a laugh.

But when I got home I thought to myself, f**kit, i actually WILL get him one!! Be careful what you wish for and all that.:pac:

Ebay don't have them. Any I ideas? What are they even called?

Get him the one he wants, the"plastic" one,not "rubber" one.He probably has a plastic fetish.
Shuuuuudddddder! that will be sore,talk about carpet burns.

spurious

Overblood wrote: »

But you bought one anyways, yeah?

Happily I possess a real one myself.:)

Overblood

Ah, on ebay.fr they're called "masturbateurs".

Terry

Overblood wrote: »

It's for a friend.

Seriously!!

My friend did a big favour for me recently, and I said to him "ya know dude, I have to get you a present or voucher or something for this thanks a million i really appreciate it. anything in particular you'd like? dvd's or games or anything?"

and in jest he replied "haha yeah get me one of those fake plastic vaginas that you can ride!!" and we both had a laugh.

But when I got home I thought to myself, f**kit, i actually WILL get him one!! Be careful what you wish for and all that.:pac:

Ebay don't have them. Any I ideas? What are they even called?

I saw the title of the thread and broke me bollix laughing. My lodger was walking by my room and asked what was so funny.

I'm sorry that I have to close the thread, but we have to keep these types of threads out of AH.
It's a thin line between family friendly and giving the people what they want.

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