Oh so funny

Peyton Manning

Now Im not one to see something funny, and think to myself "Oh God, I cant wait to post this on Boards!" but just this evening, little under an hour ago, I witnessed what could be the funniest moment of my life, and maybe even the funniest moment of all time.

Was sitting watching TV when a friend texted me. I needed to text back, but had no credit and my laptop screen is broken. So off I went to the library here at the university. Was walking up my street - its got houses packed along each side of it, so there are cars parked on both sides of the street - which was 90% full of parked cars. All of a sudden, some little scumbag whizzes by on a bike beside me on the footpath (going in the same direction as me so I didnt see him coming). Two of his fellow scumbag friends were cycling on the road because there was no traffic. The lad on the footpath shouts "Yee take the wun on yeer siiiide, Oil take the wun on myyy siiiide" in that awful Belfast scumbag drawl that you get with them pre-puberty. They were talking about wing-mirrors on cars as I would soon discover. They wanted to knock them off an expensive looking Mercedes. So, the scumbag on the path - while cycling - lifts his leg and stretches it out so he could cycle into the wing mirror foot first and smash it off. Only he slowed down to improve his accuracy, and didnt have enough velocity to take the mirror off. What did happen though, was his bike continued on up the footpath while the wing mirror cleaned him straight off the saddle and he landed, smacking his arse on the foothpath and started bawlin his eyes out. I burst out laughing as did a few other students who were passing, and then the owner of the car came outside - and no, it wasnt a student. Just a large bald man who resembled Bill Goldberg. He literally picked the scumbag up with one hand by the scruff of his jacket and took him inside. I assume he either called the police, or the scumbag can now fit a large breakfast roll up his arse.

Cars hate scumbags too.

Genghiz Cohen

Archimedes wrote: »

Now Im not one to see something funny, and think to myself "Oh God, I cant wait to post this on Boards!" but just this evening, little under an hour ago, I witnessed what could be the funniest moment of my life, and maybe even the funniest moment of all time.
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I burst out laughing as did a few other students who were passing, and then the owner of the car came outside - and no, it wasnt a student. Just a large bald man who resembled Bill Goldberg. He literally picked the scumbag up with one hand by the scruff of his jacket and took him inside. I assume he either called the police, or the scumbag can now fit a large breakfast roll up his arse.

Cars hate scumbags too.

Win.

easyeason3

Ha ha ha...
Delighted for the little fcuker!
It's happened my car enough times so I'm thrilled to hear the skanger got busted, it's a pity it was caught on camera so we could all enjoy it on you tube.

K4t

A good day for the citizen!

cpu-dude

To quote Quaqmire "I love Wings"

Wing mirrors that is...

Dartz

Never misunderestimate a Mercedes' ability to resist destruction.

magick

Mercedes built tough!

1mcampo1

What did the other two gob****es do when they saw goldberg step out?

Acacia

Little sh1t deserved it.

reggiethefirst

German engineering > Scumbags

Vain

This is why i always push my wing mirrors in when parked up.

ytareh

Feel good post !Thanks!

Loveless

he'll be back tomorrow to finish off the job :rolleyes:

Schism

That is absolutely fantastic

Terry

Who's next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3kcr-fKQvs

portomar

that is brilliant, i lold. please tell me your street has CCTV? think you can get it under FOI in the uk...

Jigsaw

Would you be willing to divulge which street it was?

Disease Ridden

Archimedes, if I saw that I would be smiling for days, haha!!:D

swingking

That's brilliant. Post of the year!!

bigeasyeah

GOLDBERG RULES!

Rented Mule

G'wan wing mirror !!!

ShooterSF

If we've learned anything today it's that WCW's commentary was utter crap. Oh and Luger's finisher was always crap, though the metal arm clothesline made him unique until it eh "healed".

Stephen

Justice for all!

/contemplates reinforcing wing mirrors with steel

Jesus Juice

That would have been a different story if that was a Kia.

timmywex

Today is a good day

Dlite

timmywex wrote: »

Today is a good day

It was yesterday:D

Peyton Manning

Jigsaw wrote: »

Would you be willing to divulge which street it was?

Ulsterville Avenue, at the bottom of the Lisburn Road near the City Hospital.

LD 50

Bwahahaha. Awesome

SeanMurphy

Did anybody else pick up on that?

I love the way the rest of the comentators tried to cover it up quickly with a barage of 60's "cussin" lol. Fantastic..:pac:

keano_afc

My missus used to live on that street when she was in Queens. Thankfully they had a side entrance on the house that I used to park in. My little Punto wouldnt have fought back the way the Merc did!

Valmont

I was hoping he broke his leg or something awful. Ah well, great story anyway.

ascanbe

This would be even funnier if it happened to a student.

Valmont

It wasn't your fault, I'm sure college just wasn't for you.

entropi

That story was made of win, with a side order of brilliance:D:D

Flukey

As I was reading it, especially when he was raising his leg, I thought he might be going to hit the car in such a way that it would severely damage his manhood. I wonder what did eventually happen to the little git. I bet it was a lot more real than what we see in those wrestling rings. I bet there was no choreographed dancing. Whatever did happen to him, he deserved it.:D

Toots

Flukey wrote: »

As I was reading it, especially when he was raising his leg, I thought he might be going to hit the car in such a way that it would severely damage his manhood.

I'd imagine whatever happened to him inside the house is what would have severely damaged his manhood!!

sneakerfreak

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S.I.R

Archimedes wrote: »

Now Im not one to see something funny, and think to myself "Oh God, I cant wait to post this on Boards!" but just this evening, little under an hour ago, I witnessed what could be the funniest moment of my life, and maybe even the funniest moment of all time.

Was sitting watching TV when a friend texted me. I needed to text back, but had no credit and my laptop screen is broken. So off I went to the library here at the university. Was walking up my street - its got houses packed along each side of it, so there are cars parked on both sides of the street - which was 90% full of parked cars. All of a sudden, some little scumbag whizzes by on a bike beside me on the footpath (going in the same direction as me so I didnt see him coming). Two of his fellow scumbag friends were cycling on the road because there was no traffic. The lad on the footpath shouts "Yee take the wun on yeer siiiide, Oil take the wun on myyy siiiide" in that awful Belfast scumbag drawl that you get with them pre-puberty. They were talking about wing-mirrors on cars as I would soon discover. They wanted to knock them off an expensive looking Mercedes. So, the scumbag on the path - while cycling - lifts his leg and stretches it out so he could cycle into the wing mirror foot first and smash it off. Only he slowed down to improve his accuracy, and didnt have enough velocity to take the mirror off. What did happen though, was his bike continued on up the footpath while the wing mirror cleaned him straight off the saddle and he landed, smacking his arse on the foothpath and started bawlin his eyes out. I burst out laughing as did a few other students who were passing, and then the owner of the car came outside - and no, it wasnt a student. Just a large bald man who resembled Bill Goldberg. He literally picked the scumbag up with one hand by the scruff of his jacket and took him inside. I assume he either called the police, or the scumbag can now fit a large breakfast roll up his arse.

Cars hate scumbags too.

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