Alfie is not the "daddy"

Lord Trollington

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/03/26/exclusive-dna-tests-show-boy-dad-alfie-patten-is-not-the-daddy-115875-21227974/

Just had to post this, as it turns out the 4ft tall 12 year old who in actualt fact looks 8 is not the daddy...
The search continues!!!

WindSock

The schoolboy alleged to have become a dad aged 12 is not the baby’s father, the Mirror can reveal.
Alfie Patten, now 13, had a £300 DNA test after half a dozen boys claimed to have slept with schoolgirl pal Chantelle Stedman, 15.
It proved the 4ft-tall pupil was not the father of her seven-week-old girl Maisie Roxanne.
The result will be a blow to Alfie who was “devastated” by the boys’ claims and “adored” Maisie.
He was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle.
Before he took the test, he said: “I didn’t know about DNA tests before but mum explained it’s when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you’re the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up.”
His mum Nicole, 43, added at the time: “It had not even crossed Alfie’s mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He’s absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her.”
Chantelle became pregnant aged 14 after she “forgot to take” her contraceptive pill last May.
At the time, she claimed: “Alfie’s the only boy I’ve been with.”

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Alfie insisted: “I am the only boyfriend Chantelle’s had and we’ve been together two years. I must be the dad. When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her, ‘Am I the dad?’ and she went, ‘Yeah’, so I believe her.”
Last month it was claimed Alfie had been the victim of a cruel con.
Chantelle told her half-sister Jodie O’Neill, 17, the father could have been one of a number of boys she slept with at her parents’ home in Eastbourne, East Sussex.
She said her mum Penny, 38, ordered her to keep saying she had been a virgin when she slept with Alfie, from Hailsham.
The baby scandal began when Alfie and his dad Dennis, 45, gave an interview to the press days after Maisie was born last month.
A succession of politicians, including Tory leader David Cameron, bemoaned the nation’s declining moral standards.
Mr Cameron said at the time: “I hope somehow they grow up into responsible parents but parenthood is just not something they should be thinking about.”
Dad-of-ten Dennis regularly spoke on his son’s behalf. After Maisie’s birth he said: “He hasn’t a clue what a baby means and can’t explain how he feels. When I spoke to him he started crying.
“He said it was the first time he’d had sex, he didn’t know what he was doing or the complications that could come. I’ll talk to him again and it’ll be the birds and bees talk.”

Aw the poor fella must be devasted. Somebody get him a bike to ride next time.

Caliden

Awww the poor guy.

Well at least he gets his life back :pac:

deadhead13

Young Alfie has dodged a bullet.

stovelid

whycliff wrote: »

Alfie is not the "daddy"

What are the odds on Ray Winstone?

Amberjack

He's well shot of her, she sounds like a right Sl!!per

Fratton Fred

A new born baby on Eastbourne must have brought the average age of the town crashing down, to around 87 i'd say.

Eastbourne AKA gods waiting room.

seanybiker

he seemed like a little scanger. Im only jealous cos i had to wait till i was 16 for a ride. He a lucky little chap now. The lack must be a right ould slut ha ha

Innervision

I thought the press weren't allowed report on this any more because of some court injunction?!

harney

Guess his chances of becoming a millionaire of the next few years have taken a bit of a dent - best advice would be buy some scratch cards Alfie

On the brightside he should hopefully learn a better lesson then the one he is bound to get from his "father of 10" dad :eek:

WindSock

It's a bit worrying that the girl slept with half the school and god knows who else at that age. If she were a good catholic girl it would never have happened. tsk tsk!

newballsplease

give the boy a wolly pop and he'l be ok.

Fratton Fred

WindSock wrote: »

It's a bit worrying that the girl slept with half the school and god knows who else at that age. If she were a good catholic girl it would never have happened. tsk tsk!

I've met a few "good" catholic girls in my time :cool:

MagicMarker

Amberjack wrote: »

He's well shot of her, she sounds like a right Sl!!per

A slipper?

120_Minutes

WindSock wrote: »

Aw the poor fella must be devasted. Somebody get him a bike to ride next time.

seems like he's already got one.

WindSock

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I've met a few "good" catholic girls in my time :cool:

Oh I'm glad to hear it. You don't want those dirty proddies corrupting you. :pac:

MagicMarker wrote: »

A slipper?

Yeah, fanny like a welly.

Mr.Lizard

stovelid wrote: »

What are the odds on Ray Winstone?

You'd best not say that to his face unless you've brought your tool.

c - 13

Kid might be upset now but he'll look back in a few years time and be really thankful its not his. Although at that rate he'll probably have about three more that actually are his by then.

useful_contacts

Some HEAD on the youngone

what a little tramp

00112984

Honestly, bring back fingering. That'll put a stop to all of this.

stovelid

What I find perplexing is how so many lads slept with her. Did you see the pictures in the original story?

Mr.Lizard

stovelid wrote: »

What I find perplexing is how so many lads slept with her. Did you see the pictures in the original story?

We haven't seen pix of the blokes yet.

Wagon

deadhead13 wrote: »

Young Alfie has dodged a bullet.

What i find the most shocking is the sheer amount of lads that girl managed to sleep with and she's a minger.

thebigcheese22

Wtf? Being on the Pill at 14? Thats just wrong! :eek:

Wagon

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1146072/Mother-baby-faced-father-Alfie-facing-court-letting-play-truant.html

This just keeps getting funnier. State of his ma.

Lord Trollington

whats worse is you had all these lads coming out saying they had slept with her and it could be theirs.
If it were me when i was that age, i'd be letting little alfie take the slack, and hope to god it wasnt mine.

javaboy

thebigcheese22 wrote: »

Wtf? Being on the Pill at 14? Thats just wrong! :eek:

Not necessarily. Contraception is not the only reason girls go on the pill.

ejmaztec

What a waste of a "15 minutes of fame" - forever remembered as the dick who didn't.

S.I.R

the fact that you could get the miniature mary harney pregnant says alot :eek:

ejmaztec

whycliff wrote: »

whats worse is you had all these lads coming out saying they had slept with her and it could be theirs.
If it were me when i was that age, i'd be letting little alfie take the slack, and hope to god it wasnt mine.

They were all too thick to realise that they were admitting in public to doing something illegal as well - morons! :pac:

admiralofthefleet

who is running a book on the real father?

my money is on this fella

Cormb

hes most definitely dodged a bullet.

Twink would probably advise him to "zip up his mickey"

Irlbo

13 and impotent,aint that a kick in the balls

Mr.Lizard

Irlbo wrote: »

13 and impotent,aint that a kick in the balls

Probably has a small cock too.

Karl Hungus

whycliff wrote: »

whats worse is you had all these lads coming out saying they had slept with her and it could be theirs.
If it were me when i was that age, i'd be letting little alfie take the slack, and hope to god it wasnt mine.

They probably were jealous of him getting all the attention in the press.

120_Minutes

Karl Hungus wrote: »

They probably were jealous of him getting all the attention in the press.

or wanted in on those sweeeeet government payouts.

Acacia

Amberjack wrote: »

He's well shot of her, she sounds like a right Sl!!per

seanybiker wrote: »

he seemed like a little scanger. Im only jealous cos i had to wait till i was 16 for a ride. He a lucky little chap now. The lack must be a right ould slut ha ha

useful_contacts wrote: »

Some HEAD on the youngone

what a little tramp

LOL at the double standards here.

Love how the young fella is a great man for getting his leg over, but the girl is a slut, slapper, tramp, etc. :rolleyes:

Smellyirishman

Acacia wrote: »

Love how the young fella is a great man for getting his leg over, but the girl is a slut, slapper, tramp, etc. :rolleyes:

Eh, he had sex with one girl, whom he "loves" and "adores".

She had sex with, well, who knows how many partners, unprotected and then tried to deceive someone into thinking a baby was theirs and there was no other possible outcome.

This isn't some sexist soap box moment, so step down.

Oh, and before I forget. :rolleyes:


:pac:

Gummy Panda

Acacia wrote: »

LOL at the double standards here.

Love how the young fella is a great man for getting his leg over, but the girl is a slut, slapper, tramp, etc. :rolleyes:

Well there was a difference between them. He rode her and only her. He also seemed to think she was faithful.

She rode him and anyone else she could, bareback. If it was only him, I'd mark it down as puppy love without enough education. Since it was many guys, she's likes a horny dog... well defo a dog :pac:

Numina

*Ahem*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahah.

ahhh, trash.

Local-womanizer

WindSock wrote: »

Yeah, fanny like a welly.

Its like throwing a cocktail sausage down a hallway:pac:

Acacia

Smellyirishman wrote: »

This isn't some sexist soap box moment, so step down.

I think you'll find i'm not on a soapbox , I've no need to 'step down'. I'm just pointing put something which I found amusing here.

I didn't mention anything about sexism, I just find it funny that the girl is being called a slapper because she slept with different guys. Yet the guy gets patted on the back.

and before I forget. :rolleyes:

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Well there was a difference between them. He rode her and only her. He also seemed to think she was faithful.

She rode him and anyone else she could, bareback. If it was only him, I'd mark it down as puppy love without enough education. Since it was many guys, she's likes a horny dog... well defo a dog :pac:

Well, maybe so, but if it was a guy sleeping around, it would be grand.

Firetrap

I'm still amazed little Alfie had developed enough to enable him to have sex. He looks and sounds about 7.

HarryPalmer

I'm just upset that they didn't send the crew over to the States to be on Maury, in one of those "Who be da baby-daddy?" episodes.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Hands up the pervs who lableled Chantelle as a MILF? C'mon, you know who you are....

Gummy Panda

Acacia wrote: »

Well, maybe so, but if it was a guy sleeping around, it would be grand.

Women are just as bad.

I knew a girl through her friend. She was about to get married to this guy who seemed like a nice guy. He didn't come across as boring and i'd say he had the level of looks that women would get moisty and a wide-on.

This girl would cheat on him all the time as soon as she was out with friends and had a few drinks. She got a pat on the back from her friends. I remember sitting across from the guy and watching him and her being all lovey lovey, thinking "Sucks to be you, mate!".

Bottle_of_Smoke

Hope they didn't just swab his mouth. Poor little guy.

ejmaztec

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Hands up the pervs who lableled Chantelle as a MILF? C'mon, you know who you are....

A Minger I'd Like to Forget?

Smellyirishman

Acacia wrote: »

I didn't mention anything about sexism

Acacia wrote: »

Well, maybe so, but if it was a guy sleeping around, it would be grand.

:rolleyes: