Kisses on bills

Peared

What is the story with the D4 heads that serve you in places like Gourmet Burger signing their names and putting little kisses on the bills?

Am I missing something?

Is this supposed to be quirky and cute and garner an extra large tip?

My name is URL

They'd get a large tip alright

HarryPalmer

Crap. I thought you said balls.

Peared

Upward Spiral wrote: »

They'd get a large tip alright

You like blokes who put a kiss on your bill?

Mmm kay.

Eric Cartman

its their natural instinct, d4 girls will kiss anything that gives them money

df1985

its an american thing, lookin for a tip, fook them.

lucky-colm

Eric Cartman wrote: »

its their natural instinct, d4 girls will kiss anything that gives them money

could do with some of them girls around here

THEY WOULDN'T GET ANY BLOODY MONEY FOR IT THOUGH!

Aidric

Had a waitress do the same thing in Bristol at the weekend. She wanted me bad.

cHaTbOx

I thought this was going to about prostitutes giving receipts

stovelid

The staff behind the counter are rating your attractiveness.

Anything under three kisses (xxx) = munter.

Nforce

Peared wrote: »

What is the story with the D4 heads that serve you in places like Gourmet Burger signing their names and putting little kisses on the bills?

Am I missing something?

Is this supposed to be quirky and cute and garner an extra large tip?

Easily sorted.......beat them at their own game.....


Wipe your arse on your banknotes when paying

:p

antodeco

Could be worse. A dude could draw penises on it.

Peared

But how does it work?

You are a waiter and the customer is an old man = no kisses.

You are a waitress and the customer is a married man there with his wife and children = how many kisses?

And so on and so forth.

I ask because of a guy I know who asked a waitress out after getting a kissy receipt and assuming it was a come on.

She said no.

Havermeyer

They on sh1t money (probably) and they like their tips.

They're obviously gonna try be all nice.

However, I appreciate honesty and would leave a bigger tip to someone who looked like they hated their job, rather than someone who went on like they were out of their head on prozac.

Abi

AH answer: Ditch teh bïtch. Want ze sex?

Foar seriouz: Tip slut.

Gummy Panda

Peared wrote: »

But how does it work?

You are a waiter and the customer is an old man = no kisses.

You are a waitress and the customer is a married man there with his wife and children = how many kisses?

And so on and so forth.

I ask because of a guy I know who asked a waitress out after getting a kissy receipt and assuming it was a come on.

She said no.

What a cock tease!

Capt'n Midnight

ughhh
money is just covered in bacteria , and not just the good ones either


now more than ever we need economic strength
if you feel strongly then report them for defacing the currency

Volvoboy

That c*nt bill always gets the birds.

00112984

I love kisses on my bill, for I am a duck.

Quack etc.