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Beware teh killer texts

  • 25-03-2009 9:54pm
    #1
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭


    They've started in Egypt, give you splitting headaches followed by brain haemorrage that leads to death! :eek:

    Oh yeah + 111 :D


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  • #2
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Send the message to the banker **** , you'd never know...........:D


  • #3
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Send it to BIFFO (fingers crossed it's true). maybe go for a two for one, send him picture of those pictures if you know what I mean. :D


  • #4
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Sounds like the plot of a Japanese horror movie! :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpsZQrJazq0


  • #5
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    +
    Tutankhamun has something to do with this, just y'all wait and see!
    111

    :D


  • #6
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Didn't Stephen King write this one already?


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  • #7
    sean_h
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭sean_h


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Sounds like the plot of a Japanese horror movie! :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpsZQrJazq0


    That was sh1te.
    I was so dissapointed:(


  • #8
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    LostinBlanch wrote: »

    + 111

    They clearly need a thanks system to stamp this out.


  • #9
    Iang87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    They're already doin it here everytime i check my bank account and see those minus numbers i get headaches and feel dizzy


  • #10
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Brilliant idea, I'll setup a 1550 service for this
    victim rings, dies before hanging up , I'll make millions :)


  • #11
    Ardscoil Ris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Ardscoil Ris


    What's next? Being raped anally by the 118 guys?


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  • #12
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Ardscoil Ris wrote: »
    What's next? Being raped anally by the 118 guys?
    why not, everyone with a land line is paying three times what they pay in Finland for line rental.


  • #13
    DJ Hafez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 948 ✭✭✭DJ Hafez


    Silly egyptians

    *turns off phone with egyptian sim in it*


  • #14
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Didn't Stephen King write this one already?

    Yep. Cell. A short story that he somehow squeezed a few hundred pages out of.


  • #15
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Didn't Stephen King write this one already?

    The Tommynokias eh?


  • #16
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I bet the text reads:

    10 1 4 5 7 15 15 4 25



    +1 cookie to those who get it


  • #17
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I bet the text reads:

    10 1 4 5 7 15 15 4 25



    +1 cookie to those who get it

    19 20 6 21


  • #18
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Nerds.

    Probably. I don't get it.


  • #19
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Now from Jamster.

    Kill your friends with this amazing brain hemmorage message.
    This groovy sound will melt their brains as soon as they open their text
    To get this and be envy of everyone in school text JAM1 to 43468
    For the Crazy Frog text JAM2

    Terms and conditions apply.You are an idiot if youve ever used one of these services.We are the new cult who preys on stupid little girls and are preparing them for sex when they get addicted to ringtones and other crap we sell.This is a subscription service for your soul.€25 for the 1st message and €16 for each additional message.Hail Biffo!


  • #20
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    I'd still rather listen to JAM1 than JAM2.


  • #21
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    It looks like the Egyptian government are in deNile about the whole thing.


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  • #22
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Reminds me a little of the stories that sprung up around the Hungarian Suicide Song, Gloomy Sunday


  • #23
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    javaboy wrote: »
    19 20 6 21

    12 15 12


  • #24
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    12 15 12

    Right, that's it. What the f*ck is this about?? :confused::rolleyes::D


  • #25
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Jaysus 24 replies and noone said hello is that mummy?

















    *Could be the Egyptian yore ma :D


  • #26
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    WindSock wrote: »
    It looks like the Egyptian government are in deNile about the whole thing.

    their up sh1te creek without a camel paddle :pac:


  • #27
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    WindSock wrote: »
    It looks like the Egyptian government are in deNile about the whole thing.

    time and time again does anyone ever use the spoiler option, ffs


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