Why does she tell me?

lisajane

I work with someone and every month without fail she tells me when she is on her period. This is something i do not want to know. Why does she keep telling me. I'm not the type of person to say something nasty, so how do i tell her? Or should i shove a tampon in her mouth?

My name is URL

Ask her what a period is

galwayrush

It's a nice way of telling you not to piss her off as she might rip your head off because of the the mad cow thingy.;)

Slidey

Start telling her about every shi]t you have.

Include lots of details, consistency, if nuts/corn were present etc

Should soon stop her

BaconZombie

.Tell her since she is " infected " you must for the salvation of the human race either shot her in the head or smash her head in with a blunt item...

Kiera

I'm gonna leave a visitor message on your page every month from now on OP.

How you like them apples :P

Gran Hermano

Just stick a sign saying 'caution - painters at work' on either her or her workplace.

Hazys

Well if you're her gynecologist, then i suggest you go back to college for a few more years.

Gummy Panda

Just tell her about all the sex you been having while she was on the blob. Though if she is a horny and progessive girl, she might still be having the sex but just with the addition of a towel on the bed.

Don't lie girls, i know you get horny when you have your period due to thinking you can't have sex. Just put a towel on the bed and have a shower afterwards.

Captain-America

Tell her to make sure she keeps her tampon in nice and tight so she doesn't catch the menopause.

Kiera

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Just tell her about all the sex you been having while she was on the blob. Though if she is a horny and progessive girl, she might still be having the sex but just with the addition of a towel on the bed.

Don't lie girls, i know you get horny when you have your period due to thinking you can't have sex. Just put a towel on the bed and have a shower afterwards.

You're right, its our horniest time. I will also be leaving you a visitor message

Vain

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Abi

Slidey wrote: »

Start telling her about every shi]t you have.

Include lots of details, consistency, if nuts/corn were present etc

Should soon stop her

I second this.


Is telling her to stfu not an option? Or does she expect you to sync period dates and lament together?

I hate women like her.

stovelid

Try not to lose the rag with her. It will only make her worse.

Abi

stovelid wrote: »

Try not to lose the rag with her. It will only make her worse.

/ Raises eye-brow


Yore post needs moar jam.

Slidey

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Don't lie girls, i know you get horny when you have your period due to thinking you can't have sex. Just put a towel on the bed and have a shower afterwards.

Only problem is your mickey ends up looking like a barbers pole :eek:

Turd Ferguson

Punch her in the ovaries

stovelid

Slidey wrote: »

Only problem is your mickey ends up looking like a barbers pole :eek:

Only if you twirl it around.

CreepingDeath

lisajane wrote: »

I work with someone and every month without fail she tells me when she is on her period. This is something i do not want to know. Why does she keep telling me. I'm not the type of person to say something nasty, so how do i tell her? Or should i shove a tampon in her mouth?

No, she might be a tele-kenetic psycho like Carrie.

Whatever you do, don't laugh or she'll kill everyone in the room.

Peared

Tell her you don't believe her and ask her to prove it.

Say she's looking a bit fat and actually the rumour is that she's pregnant.

masonman

Hazys wrote: »

Well if you're her gynecologist, then i suggest you go back to college for a few more years.

Thats a big if, almost like a "Lotto if")

Fringe

I'll get back to you on that, I'm on my period.

Lobelia Overhill

galwayrush wrote: »

It's a nice way of telling you not to piss her off as she might rip your head off because of the the mad cow thingy.;)

I'm going to agree with that ... I'd a friend years ago who had toxic PMS for 10 days every month, she'd just explode out of nowhere, and given she was a fine big doorfull of a woman, I used to be scared to be in the same room as her - she once flew into a rage at me for drawing her a dirty look when in fact I'd merely been squinting at something (and I wasn't even looking in her direction!). Eventually I noticed there was a pattern to her behaviour and said something to her ... after that she used to warn me that she was due her period next week, and I'd stay the feck away from her for the next ten days.

Capt'n Midnight

Vain wrote: »

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

sharks too apparently

BaconZombie

Don't forget the Aliens from Pitch Black.....

Vain wrote: »

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

sharks too apparently

magick

just reply "I was wondering what that smell was"

portomar

its defo a come on, shes horny as a puppy in her period and wants sorting out. do it man. natural lube.

Kinetic^

You should tell her to give you some notice so you can plaster her walls before the painters get there.

Blush_01

She's probably just wondering if you've spent enough time with her for your cycles to synchronise yet.

She wants to be your blob-buddy.

You big meanie.

00112984

Maybe you stop listening after she says "I have my period..." and can't hear her finishing the sentence with "...but what's your excuse?"?

Nevyn

When she does out of concern for her health, research and pint out cooking recipies
for liver, which is good for her iron and to help her replace the blood oozing from her
cervix and into her vagina.

Maybe print up some helpful information on the moon cup, or rewashable moon pads
or fun and interesting history from the musem of menstration.

http://www.mum.org/

Shouldn't take long for her to stop telling you when you keep leaving such 'helpful'
material on her desk.

ohanloj3

Vain wrote: »

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

So can dogs!!I recently had the pleasure of visiting Mount Joy while I had my period!the sniffer dogs were there to see if anyone was tryin to smuggle drugs in when the dog came near me he started going mental rubbin up against my leg and whinin. so i had to be brought in and strip searched!female officer searched my clothes and obviously found nothing but the dog was still going mad!the prison officer then asked me if I had my period, i was mortified!but i told her i did and she said the dog things you're in heat!!mortification!!

Alessandra

Just say politely "too much info" or "sorry that's not appropriate conversation". Turn the embarassment back on her.

Snowie

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Just tell her about all the sex you been having while she was on the blob. Though if she is a horny and progessive girl, she might still be having the sex but just with the addition of a towel on the bed.

Don't lie girls, i know you get horny when you have your period due to thinking you can't have sex. Just put a towel on the bed and have a shower afterwards.

You've sparked of a memorey
Was once giving a chick the bird and droped her home got home went to role a spliff and booth finger's where caked in blood.... Nice one and it was the first meet up to.

Abigayle wrote: »

Is telling her to stfu not an option? .

wtf does stfu mean

redout

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

You've sparked of a memorey
Was once giving a chick the bird and droped her home got home went to role a spliff and booth finger's where caked in blood.... Nice one and it was the first meet up to.




wtf does stfu mean

stfu = shut the **** up

120_Minutes

ah the old aussie fave: "i'm on rags tonight mate, but you can take me up the shittie if you like"

useful_contacts

lisajane wrote: »

I work with someone and every month without fail she tells me when she is on her period. This is something i do not want to know. Why does she keep telling me. I'm not the type of person to say something nasty, so how do i tell her? Or should i shove a tampon in her mouth?

Ive added spoilers because its kinda gross so if you dont want to read ya dont have to

She obviously wants your body;)

If i was you id try freak her out- everytime she mentions her periods say something gross like

"oh i had big clots of blood in my last one"

or

"oh my bf was licking me out and got blood all over his face

I KNOW I KNOW its ****ing gross

But that should freak her out enough that she will be too scared to mention her periods around you again

Nodin

lisajane wrote: »

I work with someone and every month without fail she tells me when she is on her period. This is something i do not want to know. Why does she keep telling me. I'm not the type of person to say something nasty, so how do i tell her? Or should i shove a tampon in her mouth?

Just say 'Don't worry, you can barely smell anything unless you're really close', and walk off. Get in before her next time she says it and leave a can of febreze on the desk. This may not stop her , but the two acts spread over 2 months should have her covertly trying to see if theres a smell off herself for years.

Overheal

Its a form of sexual harassment.

Quazzie

Overheal wrote: »

Its a form of sexual harassment.

Oh the Americans are in.:rolleyes:

Zadkiel

Why does she tell you?
Misery loves company:D

CreepingDeath

Overheal wrote: »

Its a form of sexual harassment.

Quick, someone call "Sexual harassment panda" !

Overheal

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Oh the Americans are in.:rolleyes:

lawl.

Hey if you want it to stop it only needs mentioning once.

stovelid

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Oh the Americans are in.:rolleyes:

Isn't the painters are in the correct phrase?

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Punch her in the ovaries Kick her in the face

Fixed.

Edit: Actually, just get her pregnant. That'll stop her.

midlandsmissus

its like a red rag to a bull :pac::pac::pac:

galwayrush

Wow, must be time of the month again.:rolleyes:
Almost a month to the day since the first post in the thread.

Snowie

nothing worse then fooling around with a girl then droping her home driving back and finding dryed blood all over your hand index and middle fingers....

Its a feeling i just cant describe....