Pink lights put off spotty teens

stovelid

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/nottinghamshire/7963347.stm


/For pun purposes, it's just a pity it wasn't in (H)ackney though...

javaboy

I pustulate this idea will only lead to a lot of broken pink lights.

Mr.Lizard

I bet it'd work on this kid.

qz

Well spotted stovelid.

stevoman

stovelid wrote: »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/nottinghamshire/7963347.stm


/For pun purposes, it's just a pity it wasn't in (H)ackney though...

at last, a place for only good looking people to hang out!

im off......

stovelid

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

I bet it'd work on this kid.

The poor lad will still be talked about when he's in his 40s ("Remember arse-head in third year"?).

Wagon

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

I bet it'd work on this kid.

Craphead slaphead...that's just brilliant.

stovelid

Wagon wrote: »

Craphead slaphead...that's just brilliant.

Great comment too:

How does the acne know he’s British? In America, it would say ASS.

ejmaztec

stovelid wrote: »

The poor lad will still be talked about when he's in his 40s ("Remember arse-head in third year"?).

He'll probably get sh1t-faced to take his mind off it.

Wagon

stovelid wrote: »

Great comment too:

How does the acne know he’s British? In America, it would say ASS.

Yeah! Poor bloke. Having red hair and Cummings for a second name doesn't help much either. Still, i wasn't the luckiest either. A tache, monobrow and a mole with long hairs growing out of it on my cheek. The day i discoved my dad's razor and what it was used for was as good as discovering ****.

milod

It all boils down to parental control. Moving the kids on just causes an eruption elsewhere.

Turd Ferguson

It'll get rid of spotty teenagers but it will attract fellows looking from the local gay bars looking for a place to have sex.
I dont know which is worse

Rented Mule

If they can add in the sirens that only teens can hear, then they may actually have something here.

Wagon

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

It'll get rid of spotty teenagers but it will attract fellows looking from the local gay bars looking for a place to have sex.
I dont know which is worse

Dunno. Teenages asking you for drink seems more annoying than men asking you to get them a 6 pack fo ghey. You can refuse adults. You can't say no to kids. If you do, it's child neglect.

FlutterinBantam

Why don't they stay cooped up in their bedroom chugging their bells and playing the gusset banjo like most fookin teenagers:mad:

Vain

Haha as if its going to work, scumbags don't give a crap how they look with their baseball hats and white tracksuit pants and big white nike shoes and dodgy lines cut into their hair. They will only pop a couple of E and trip out looking at the lights.

Terry

javaboy wrote: »

I pustulate this idea will only lead to a lot of broken pink lights.

I'd be more worried if I was Mr. Tony Gelsthorpe.

Hazys

LOL the gay corner.

I remember in Primary school the janitor painted a circle with two kids holding hands on the tarmac outside the main door. If you happen to walk on it you'd be called gay for weeks.

On the way in after lunch, walking in a line back to class you used to have walk 2 feet out of your way to get back into the school, cue kids trying to push other kids on to the circle of gayiness. LOL.

Valmont

I like where this is going. Maybe sometime in the future you could buy special lights to scare off travellers, ethnic minorities, and even old people.

KeyLimePie

It's gonna fail cause I don't think any cool kids who hang in alley ways have spots

Valmont

Valmont wrote: »

special lights to scare off travellers, ethnic minorities etc.

Don't we already have them?

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