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Daft surnames!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,308 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Ramsbottom

    *giggles*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Wánker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Chevapravatdumrong


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Mr & Mrs Cox

    alternativly known as Ulick and Eta

    I swear to god!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 321 ✭✭dollybird09


    Mr & Mrs Cox

    alternativly known as Ulick and Eta

    I swear to god!

    hee hee ... how does one go about changing their name legally?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Mehboob Quasanti
    Dang indians


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭ADTR


    Randy Kidd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    I always secretly hoped that Courtney Cox would marry one of the Zucker brothers.

    She would then be known as Courtney Cox-Zucker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Peacock, as in Drew Peacock. Link.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,166 ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    Hoare. I can't help sniggering every time Avril Hoare comes on the radio news... :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Hagar wrote: »
    Peacock, as in Drew Peacock. Link.

    Well its hardly going to be anything but droopy at his age :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,308 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Mehboob Quasanti
    Dang indians
    I'll have you know thats a very respected name where I come from :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    I worked in a call centre a few years back and we were trying to sell Health Cover to the holders of a certain credit card company..

    So the surnames of the people wld come up on screen and we wld just reel off the usual script...the names a new calls was constant so no time to prepare..you just read what was in front of you...

    One guys surname (in UK) was Mr Pussie...I cldt keep serious and of course my colleagues next to me didnt help with their skitting...

    ps I actually got the sale which made it worse as it dragged the call on for another 2 mins of absolute torture...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Waghorn

    Carstairs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Longhorn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    My 11 yr old brother thinks Dean Windass (English footballer) is the funniest name in history.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    My 11 yr old brother thinks Dean Windass (English footballer) is the funniest name in history.

    B/astard you took my one!! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭i71jskz5xu42pb


    Our very own


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Looney.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 696 ✭✭✭XxXciaraxXx


    That Arshavin dude that plays for Arsenal! I giggle a little everytime I see his name!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Ramsbottom

    *giggles*

    i know a man who has that surname that owns a pub


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    Isn't there some footballer called "Dean Windass" or something similar?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭demakinz


    a guy from my town ulick mcgee (dont know if its the right spelling)
    another funny one ulick mcgreal

    how bout ramsbottem,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    I also work in a call center and a guy called up one day with the name "Julius Caesar". I actually asked was that his real name, he wasn't too impressed..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Prof Sidebottom from Chem UCD

    He's in a wheelchair too, makes you think bout the mane in a stranger way


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    Theres a guy in here whos name is, are you ready.... phelim young


    ..and he says he doesnt like it being pernounced (fay-lum)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Glasscock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    I know an Enda Kidd, Mr. E Kidd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Zynks


    Zzippy wrote: »
    Hoare. I can't help sniggering every time Avril Hoare comes on the radio news... :pac:

    I was in a restaurant waiting for a table with a few other people. Manager comes around "Hoare for four!"...it was very hard to keep a straight face.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Zynks


    Spring, when it is preceded by Dick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,455 ✭✭✭anplaya


    me missus told me she was in work one day and a customer came to collect something,she asked him what his name was,i cant remember his first name,but his 2nd name was cockburn,:pac:she nearly broke herself laughing but had t keep a straight face ,i dont know how she managed to do that lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,455 ✭✭✭anplaya


    anplaya wrote: »
    me missus told me she was in work one day and a customer came to collect something,she asked him what his name was,i cant remember his first name,but his 2nd name was cockburn,:pac:she nearly broke herself laughing but had t keep a straight face ,i dont know how she managed to do that lol

    forgot to add ,imagine if his wifes name was iva lol lol:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭pab_lowe


    "Hoare. I can't help sniggering every time Avril Hoare comes on the radio news... pacman.gif"

    or Juliet Gash, news or aa roadwatch


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    Anna Condra..... McCool ive seen too..... hahaha


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭starchild


    i think the best i came across in ireland was

    delores beaver

    & in america i knew a guy called trevor hole


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭IronMan


    This guys name is hilarious. Both forename and surname meld together into the most unfortunate name ever given to a child: Randy Gaylord.

    http://www.votingforjudges.org/08pri/div1/sanj/sanj-rg.html


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Henrietta McGee

    Mike hunt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    I always felt sorry for Dick van Dyke because both of his names became crude references within his lifetime. Poor old Penis van Lesbian :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    I've posted this before, One of the richest people in the world is Mr A.Diksh1t

    http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/10/7XUE.html


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭burgess1


    Hussey

    Cummins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I worked in a call centre a few years back and we were trying to sell Health Cover to the holders of a certain credit card company..

    So the surnames of the people wld come up on screen and we wld just reel off the usual script...the names a new calls was constant so no time to prepare..you just read what was in front of you...

    One guys surname (in UK) was Mr Pussie...I cldt keep serious and of course my colleagues next to me didnt help with their skitting...

    ps I actually got the sale which made it worse as it dragged the call on for another 2 mins of absolute torture...
    Is there something wrong with your keyboard?

    Anna Condra..... McCool ive seen too..... hahaha
    I see someone paid attention in history class.


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