New taxes

LouOB

Given the spirit of Ryan air who are offering 1000euro to anyone who can come up with new charges.

I would like to propose some new taxes (over all classes)

1. pajama tax
2. ugg tax
3. 'orange' tan tax
4. 2litre bottle of 'vintage' cider tax

any other idea's to help the ailing intellect of the Dail

biko

Tax on golf

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Always been surprised they let you buy return tickets. If you have to buy singles, you have to pay the credit charge twice (really hope he's not reading this thread!)

Tax on talking, tax on listening to the pre-flight safety lecture (wouldn't put it past him)

My name is URL

Twitter Tax, just to annoy the douchebags that use it more than anything. I'd like to see them rant about that in 140 characters or less

Ardscoil Ris

A tax on paying tax.

Homer

A hefty bloody tax on tracksuits and runners unless specifically worn for the purposes of sports related activities.


/n.b running from the garda is not considered a sport/

Quazzie

A tax on the name Anto or Jacinta

Mr.Lizard

Tax on people who allow themselves to get into debt. I'm sick of all these people who allowed themselves to get up to the eyeballs in debt simply because the banks and credit card companies allowed them.

LouOB

Brain waves

Anyone who had more that one convicition their dole is reduced by a %
the more 'convicitions' the higher % the government take back

Note slots in jails - for anyone found drunk and 'disorderly' (in someone else porch with bottle of cider), insert note opens door - magic
Though the notes would have to be collected by outsourced company, otherwise local garda would use cash for lunches or 'petty cash' on fridays in coppers

Turd Ferguson

Dubes tax

milod

We should heavily tax the following

1. Velour tracksuits (especially those stained with fake tan)
2. Trackie bottoms with ass-writing like Candy/Juicy/You Wish/Abercrombie etc.
3. Tartan shopping trolleys
4. All Scratch cards
5. Daily Sport, Star, Mail, etc
6. Celtic Shirts
7. Car pimping products such as dark window film, stove-pipe exhausts etc
8. Sovereign Rings, gold chains, and other tat from Elizabeth Duke at Argos

Smart Bug

VAT





Vagina Access Tax. Hit people where it really hurts.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Should be a tax on internet access during working hours... Get this country moving in the right direction again :pac:

Tom65

A tax on people who aren't me.

mumhaabu

Smart Bug wrote: »

VAT





Vagina Access Tax. Hit people where it really hurts.

I'd recommend seeing your GP or else try KY jelly.

Cookie_Monster

LouOB wrote: »

Given the spirit of Ryan air who are offering 100euro to anyone who can come up with new charges.

source?


Anyway, how about a tax on the letter "E", make a fortune it would.


"I.. am a... good... work... guy...."
Lenny Leonards

Mr.Lizard

How about a Pole tax for all of those immigrants getting paid cash-in-hand?

ScumLord

Tax the fup out of high earning public servants.

Cookie_Monster

ScumLord wrote: »

Tax the fup out of high earning public servants.

or just all of them, earning over the odds anyway;)

/runs from inevitable backlash

Faith

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Always been surprised they let you buy return tickets. If you have to buy singles, you have to pay the credit charge twice (really hope he's not reading this thread!)

You have to pay the credit card charge per flight as it is. €5 one way, so it's €10 return.

ejmaztec

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

Tax on people who allow themselves to get into debt. I'm sick of all these people who allowed themselves to get up to the eyeballs in debt simply because the banks and credit card companies allowed them.

I pity the poor feckers who will incur even more tax by borrowing money to pay the tax on the money they borrowed in the first place..................... :eek:

Cookie_Monster

Child tax. Not just here but world wide. Will probably help with lowering the unsustainable population boom too. 2 birds 1 stone

faoilean

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

source?

http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/news.php?yr=09&month=mar&story=pro-en-120309

galwayrush

Sitting on ones balls tax
:rolleyes:

Capt'n Midnight

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

A tax on paying tax.

I can't remember if you pay VAT on VRT or the other way around, but it's already being done.

Tax on politicians expenses so they are treated as benefit in kind.

A 150% tax on the financial gain for having bribed a politician,

00112984

I'd tax apostrophes so people would think about their correct usage before typing.

admiralofthefleet

milod wrote: »

We should heavily tax the following

1. Velour tracksuits (especially those stained with fake tan)
2. Trackie bottoms with ass-writing like Candy/Juicy/You Wish/Abercrombie etc.
3. Tartan shopping trolleys
4. All Scratch cards
5. Daily Sport, Star, Mail, etc
6. Celtic Shirts
7. Car pimping products such as dark window film, stove-pipe exhausts etc
8. Sovereign Rings, gold chains, and other tat from Elizabeth Duke at Argos

should be banned altogether

marcsignal

LouOB wrote: »

Given the spirit of Ryan air who are offering 1000euro to anyone who can come up with new charges.

I would like to propose some new taxes (over all classes)

1. pajama tax
2. ugg tax
3. 'orange' tan tax
4. 2litre bottle of 'vintage' cider tax

any other idea's to help the ailing intellect of the Dail

+1

and i'll add to that

5. Tracksuit Tax
6. Loud exhaust Tax/Fine
7. Boyzone Tax (97/%)

happy days