Interesting ways to sign off.

Captain-America · 23-03-2009 8:11pm #1

Lads, just looking for interesting ways to sign off a birthday card for a friend (who will probably read this thread before the card gets to him, but anyway). The funnier the better.

Cheers!

steo87 · 23-03-2009 8:14pm

Call him a "cúnt"....nothing like a bit of friendly banter

DarkJager · 23-03-2009 8:16pm

Nothing is funnier than giving someone a "With Deepest Sympathy" card on their birthday

Ass · 23-03-2009 8:17pm

I always buy signed mass cards for people on their birthday. It's a terrible gimmick that is getting old now after the last 5 years or so that I've been doing it, but i'll be damned if that is going to stop me.

Turd Ferguson · 23-03-2009 8:18pm

Dear Cuntface

I fucked your sister the other day and afterwords I shat on your toothbrush. I loath you and I wish you would just die.

Lots of Love
xxxxxxx

Sent that to my Dad on his birthday

ejmaztec · 23-03-2009 8:24pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Sent that to my Dad on his birthday

Good luck with your inheritance.

Abi · 23-03-2009 8:26pm

steo87 wrote: »

Call him a "cúnt"....nothing like a bit of friendly banter

I second this idea.

I think Im going to create my own from now on. Rather than have some pre-printed sentiment, Im going to write my my own personalised insulting limerick.

entropi · 23-03-2009 8:33pm

"I wrote on this card with my **** hand"

They are bound to have something to say about that:P

Rhyme · 23-03-2009 8:34pm

"Die plz, kthxbai"

iDontReallyCare · 23-03-2009 8:35pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Sent that to my Dad on his birthday

By Jaysus you do put some effort in. Gave you more thanks!

shamblertine · 23-03-2009 9:06pm

I hate having to sign cards for people who are leaving at work, I can't do funny when the pressure is on me, so usually end up writing the most boring thing on the card, while everyone else is the ****ing comedian.

23-03-2009 9:10pm

Sh1te into the card, seal it up and give it to him.

Kersmash · 23-03-2009 9:16pm

rarnes1 wrote: »

Sh1te into the card, seal it up and give it to him.

I would love that.

@Captain-America: Can you not think of something to say yourself, instead of having to ask on the internetz? And a day late at that.

Fúcker

Captain-America · 23-03-2009 9:20pm

No card for you!

Anybody want a birthday card?

Schism · 23-03-2009 9:22pm

I'll have it if you shat in it, otherwise... meh

Captain-America · 23-03-2009 9:26pm

Deal.

AlmightyCushion · 23-03-2009 9:27pm

Just buy him a spiderman card designed for a 6 year old. Make sure it has a badge with it. That would be soooo cool.

stovelid · 23-03-2009 9:30pm

I have to sign a lot of cards in my office, so I'm getting a rubber stamp from my mate. Adds a nice impersonal touch.

Captain-America · 23-03-2009 9:31pm

I've bought the card already! I think I'll just call him a cúnt and be done with it.

stovelid · 23-03-2009 9:34pm

Tape a tuft of your pubic hair in the card above your signature too.

Hackysack · 23-03-2009 11:20pm

Dear blah.

I'm a man of few words.

Love,
Blah.

steo87 · 24-03-2009 12:03am

Captain-America wrote: »

I've bought the card already! I think I'll just call him a cúnt and be done with it.

+1, and +1 to stovelid's pube idea...I would love it if I got some pubes taped to a birthday card....means a lot of effort was put into it.

For two of my mates 21st's I put in a 20 quid note and then one hundred 1 cent coins and then stuffed it into the envelope. Gave another one a "Happy 60th Birthday" card for his 21st.

LD 50 · 24-03-2009 12:48am

I've given people "its a BOY","Its a Girl", Happy <insert random age here> Birthday", Confirmation cards and such, for their birthday's. It kinda makes writing "Happy Birthday" on the inside less stupid.

Professey Chin · 24-03-2009 9:26am

Happy Birthday!!
You are now inhaling Anthrax

And put some powder in there for good measure

24-03-2009 9:57pm

I once came acrossfound a card with the words "At last a birthday card for ****!", written on the front and inside was stuck a couple of sheets of toilet paper! :pac:

I couldn't think of anyone to send it to at the time!

stovelid · 24-03-2009 10:00pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I once came across a card with the words "At last a birthday card for ****!",

You may want to rephrase this one.

Captain-America · 24-03-2009 10:00pm

I wish I got that. Fiddlesticks.

useful_contacts · 24-03-2009 10:49pm

me likey this thread:D

phoenix2181 · 24-03-2009 10:58pm

always sign off...thanks for the rabbits, the soup was lovely!

beardo81 · 24-03-2009 11:04pm

ps I dont care what everyone else says about you, I still think your alrite man.....

Paranoia!!!

useful_contacts · 24-03-2009 11:11pm

Dear xxx

happy birthday/ annivsery/ wedding/ divorce / well done on losing your virginity

Love xxx

Ps... Boots has 75% off on breath mints this week *hint hint*

i know im so not funny:(

Interesting ways to sign off.

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