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The Official Off-topic thread [or hullaballoo's amazing cocktail bar].

  • 23-03-2009 6:50pm
    #1
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,773 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭


    Hey folks,

    I suppose this forum is a little boring because of the fact that discussion is legal only and even for avid law fanboys (in whose number I count myself!), there's not much room for a bit of old-fashioned banter.

    So, because I like pubs and make mean cocktails, I thought we could set up an off-topic thread where you guys can come in, pull up a chair, order your favourite cocktail (try the mango mojitos) and have a chat.

    I'll start.

    I discovered today that I've had a bank account since 1984 that I never knew about. It's just a shame none of my patrons knew about it either. Ah well, I'm +about 10years banking history now!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭johnfás


    Cocktails in a pub? Well I never... sounds more like a trendy "bar" to me :p


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,773 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    Well, it's a new thing. There's a snug over there --> and you can take your 'friend' in for a quiet chat and get blocked up with margaritas etc.

    Or, it IS a trendy bar, and we like that because we're pretentious lawyers. Mneh, it's whatever you make it, really.

    Anyway, any news?

    Oh yeah, my mum joined me on facebook today. I'm going to have to sort that out in April!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Jim_Are_Great


    Wait now... We can just say stuff? Like whatever stuff?


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,773 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    Yeah, like anything you want. (Well, the personal abuse thing still stands and obviously anything illegal is still not allowed.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Jim_Are_Great


    This is an incredible innovation. I really wish I could think of something worth saying.


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  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,773 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    That's often the way.

    I got stopped by a Garda today driving home. Actually, I wasn't quite stopped by him, since I was already stopped. But that was the reason he wanted to talk to me. Apparently you're not supposed to stop in the hard shoulder of a motorway. Apparently you also need something called a 'full licence' to drive on one as well?! News to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Jim_Are_Great


    Here's one for you:

    I was on the luas today. At about Cowper, a chap gets onto the luas dressed in full WWII infantry regalia. I'm talking the full shebang: jackboots, metal canteen, domed helmet. Everything.

    I thought it was a bit strange at first, but then figured that he must have been going to a fancy dress party, despite the fact that it was just after 9am. BUT then he starts crouching down, making a gun out of his index finger and thumb, scanning the luas as if picking out targets, making shooting noises. He got off at the green and just walked off, casual as anything.

    Schwear to God. Crazy stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭pansoul


    He must work on the northside or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Cocktails are gay. And it's very cloudy today D;


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭pansoul


    qz wrote: »
    Cocktails are gay. And it's very cloudy today D;


    Your post is funny. Now if only the day were sunny.


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  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,773 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    All I've got are bright skies, to be honest.

    Cocktails are only gay if you're drinking them out of martini glasses. The rocks glasses are for men.


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Mojitos aren't gay. Hemmingway drank them and he blew his head off with a shotgun. Hard core.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭pansoul


    I think I'd probably blow my head off with a shotgun too if I was called Ernest.

    Hemmingway is a pretty cool surname though.


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,773 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    I have a pretty annoying first name because it rhymes with a lot of things and it gets confusing, but I'm always glad my parents didn't call me something like Cyrius.

    "Are you serious?"; "Are you Cyrius?" etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭pansoul


    "Are you serious?"; "Are you Cyrius?" etc.

    To which I assume you replied: "No, I'm joking"; "Really, I'm Joe King."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Did you learn NOTHING from Ally McBeal? Christ! It has to be a Karaoke Bar! A KARAOKE BAR!





    I'M not singing. If you have a law degree, you HAVE to sing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,157 ✭✭✭Johnny Utah


    Overheal wrote: »
    Did you learn NOTHING from Ally McBeal? Christ! It has to be a Karaoke Bar! A KARAOKE BAR!





    I'M not singing. If you have a law degree, you HAVE to sing.


    [sings/]


    You!
    I wanna take you to a gay bar,
    I wanna take you to a gay bar,
    I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36 Sheedy


    Well, it's a new thing. There's a snug over there --> and you can take your 'friend' in for a quiet chat and get blocked up with margaritas etc.

    Or, it IS a trendy bar, and we like that because we're pretentious lawyers. Mneh, it's whatever you make it, really.

    Anyway, any news?

    Oh yeah, my mum joined me on facebook today. I'm going to have to sort that out in April!


    What the hell is up with parents joining facebook?? My da just joined and my granny was talking about buying a computer so she could get a facebook:pac:...I hafta censor mine now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,186 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    i'm just happy i can take my books into the ppc1 exams. although, doesn't really help to motivate me to study.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,186 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    you couldn't tell i'd an exam this afternoon....


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