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Chronic masturbator by the castle

  • 23-03-2009 4:14pm
    #1
    Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭


    On my way home.I pass by the derelict castle as you cross the quincentenial bridge beside the dyke road.I have notied on some occasions that a man does hang around the back of the castle masturbating looking at the girls walking across the bridge towards Terryland.He has white hair,is overweight and always in sunglasses.Who is this mysterious man and why does he never get caught?

    P.S. Maybe somebody should inform him about the internet.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,375 ✭✭✭kmick


    Cmon now dazzler is it you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Pics or GTFO :pac: sounds like this chap could end up being a feature in our "characters of Galway city" thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    He's from Liatroim.

    What do you expect ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Bosphorus


    i saw the name of the thread and had to have a look!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    He's clearly looking at you The_Dazzler as you strut across the bridge and has noticed you as you him!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    I'm not always in sunglasses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,062 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    Get some pics before you report him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭schween


    I cross it everyday and I've never noticed. Must keep an eye out haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    On my way home.I pass by the derelict castle as you cross the quincentenial bridge beside the dyke road.I have notied on some occasions that a man does hang around the back of the castle masturbating looking at the girls walking across the bridge towards Terryland.He has white hair,is overweight and always in sunglasses.Who is this mysterious man and why does he never get caught?

    P.S. Maybe somebody should inform him about the internet.

    Does he go "HO HO HO Merry Christmas" by any chance as he creates a (white, sticky) winter wonder (Terry)land?

    Always wondered what he did for the other 364 days of the year......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,155 ✭✭✭PopeBuckfastXVI


    looking at the girls walking across the bridge towards Terryland.

    What's wrong with the girls going across the bridge towards NUIG?


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  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What's wrong with the girls going across the bridge towards NUIG?

    probably a tit man.Doesn't appreciate the rear view so to speak.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,166 ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    DRakE wrote: »
    I'm not always in sunglasses.

    Aha, so you are a wa____! Always thought so... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭mad m


    Cmon now lads, its not really a joke. Op Report the f*cker to the Garda and be done with it. Who knows this fella might actually attack some girl ffs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,155 ✭✭✭PopeBuckfastXVI


    Maybe he's got an mp3 player and is just playing some wicked air guitar?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,205 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    WTF? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    The dazzler isn't BS'ing. Although Im not familiar with his castle adventures, me and my mates walked past him by the huntsman about 2 years ago and he was stroken away. Upon telling the tale to other friends later on in the pub, they had heard similar stories of the same wanker of the same description.

    I don't know why we didn't report it though, I guess we were laughing too much to see the malicious side of it. Stories of his appearance are rare though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭civis_liberalis


    Krieg wrote: »
    they had heard similar stories of the same wanker of the same description.
    You never ever hear of anyone being referred to a wanker because of them actually literally being ****. It made me laugh when you said it. Should still be reported though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    Maybe he's got an mp3 player and is just playing some wicked air guitar?

    or keeps all his loose change down there and is constantly counting it.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    when i'm old, i'll be like that guy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    You never ever hear of anyone being referred to a wanker because of them actually literally being ****. It made me laugh when you said it. Should still be reported though.
    should be reported?

    jesus, get a clue and a sense of humour


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭chrussell


    DRakE wrote: »
    should be reported?

    jesus, get a clue and a sense of humour

    haha don't worry drake I won't report you, whack away!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    Maybe he's looking for a tag team partner... A one man sport is a lonely sport...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭masonman


    Bosphorus wrote: »
    i saw the name of the thread and had to have a look!


    Heads up Bosphorus, Your internal monologue seems to be broken :p;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 67 ✭✭thecountessp


    Is this the same dude who sunbathes nude on the riverbank opposite NUIG? Haven't seen him myself, but apparently some of the IT Dept get quite the eyeful of ageing manflesh on a sunny day...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,205 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    lovertits wrote: »
    Is this the same dude who sunbathes nude on the riverbank opposite NUIG? Haven't seen him myself, but apparently some of the IT Dept get quite the eyeful of ageing manflesh on a sunny day...

    I've seen that fcuker before, but always presumed he was just changing after a swim (as he'd be drying himself off) - Dirty fecker, never thought of it in a 'sick' way before.

    Maybe it's Anti-Santa having a wash? (LOL I know he doesn't wash)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 rusty nail


    Do's the Public Pecker Puller ware thick glasses? Or do's he ware the shades because he has already gone blind?.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭franglan


    Ya, I saw him at "it" last year too, quite surreal to see a fellow male jurking off when your walking to college, beside a castle ruin? He seemed happy enough there. It took me a while to realise that he wasn't playing air guitar, so I sorta glanced at him for a while...that image will stay with me for some time...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CamperMan


    OP, you should phone the cops and report this dirty ba$tard!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 rusty nail


    Call the cops!!!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Start **** while staring at HIM.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    He's probably a lot more productive during periods of warm weather.
    <snip>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    Rub his nose in it, otherwise he'll never learn!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,275 ✭✭✭Fionn MacCool


    Maybe he's really into his archaeology. Like, really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭inisboffin


    Does nobody watch Criminal Minds? It only escalates.:p (baaad pun)

    Seriously though, it can do. Escalate in terms of sexual behaviour/abuse. It is one thing a teenager caught getting their private jollies. And another a f*cking perv jacking off (what seems to be fairly consistently) and exposing himself to women, men and possibly kids.

    Report him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    This is a job for the C.S.I Hiace!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,471 ✭✭✭majiktripp


    inisboffin wrote: »
    Does nobody watch Criminal Minds?.

    Not without , and in no particular order,
    A) Cringing
    B) pointing and laughing at the TV.
    C) Wishing it was cancelled
    D) ... thinking it is better than CSI Miami...
    E) Wondering why the hell Luke Perry ever started acting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭inisboffin


    majiktripp wrote: »
    Not without , and in no particular order,
    A) Cringing
    B) pointing and laughing at the TV.
    C) Wishing it was cancelled
    D) ... thinking it is better than CSI Miami...
    E) Wondering why the hell Luke Perry ever started acting.

    Is Luke Perry a non sequitur or are you thinking of another show?
    Mandy Patinkin ROCKS.
    :p



    Anyway back to CSI, yes, Horatio is no Grissom


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭MattKid


    He could be waiting to get snapped by the Google Car


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭TheDollyParton


    He's probably a lot more productive during periods of warm weather.

    Jasus these hot little tarts wear so little on hot days I feel like giving myself a thug at times.

    That is disgusting and no way to talk about women at all. Don't you have a mother or a sister? What this man is doing is illegal - and for good reason. He should be reported.

    And yes I do have a sense of humour before you ask. This just isn't in any way funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 219 ✭✭Buglim


    Photo please, this is excellent but at the same time the guy should be reported.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Majority says "report", I agree.
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