Chronic masturbator by the castle

23-03-2009 4:14pm #1

On my way home.I pass by the derelict castle as you cross the quincentenial bridge beside the dyke road.I have notied on some occasions that a man does hang around the back of the castle masturbating looking at the girls walking across the bridge towards Terryland.He has white hair,is overweight and always in sunglasses.Who is this mysterious man and why does he never get caught?

P.S. Maybe somebody should inform him about the internet.

kmick · 23-03-2009 4:19pm

Cmon now dazzler is it you?

cornbb · 23-03-2009 4:21pm

Pics or GTFO :pac: sounds like this chap could end up being a feature in our "characters of Galway city" thread.

Latchy · 23-03-2009 4:23pm

He's from Liatroim.

What do you expect ?

Bosphorus · 23-03-2009 4:25pm

i saw the name of the thread and had to have a look!

snubbleste · 23-03-2009 4:28pm

He's clearly looking at you The_Dazzler as you strut across the bridge and has noticed you as you him!

DRakE · 23-03-2009 4:30pm

I'm not always in sunglasses.

Fighting Irish · 23-03-2009 4:32pm

Get some pics before you report him

schween · 23-03-2009 4:35pm

I cross it everyday and I've never noticed. Must keep an eye out haha

Fozzie Bear · 23-03-2009 4:35pm

Deleted User wrote: »

On my way home.I pass by the derelict castle as you cross the quincentenial bridge beside the dyke road.I have notied on some occasions that a man does hang around the back of the castle masturbating looking at the girls walking across the bridge towards Terryland.He has white hair,is overweight and always in sunglasses.Who is this mysterious man and why does he never get caught?

P.S. Maybe somebody should inform him about the internet.

Does he go "HO HO HO Merry Christmas" by any chance as he creates a (white, sticky) winter wonder (Terry)land?

Always wondered what he did for the other 364 days of the year......

PopeBuckfastXVI · 23-03-2009 4:37pm

Deleted User wrote: »

looking at the girls walking across the bridge towards Terryland.

What's wrong with the girls going across the bridge towards NUIG?

23-03-2009 4:48pm

PopeBuckfastXVI wrote: »

What's wrong with the girls going across the bridge towards NUIG?

probably a tit man.Doesn't appreciate the rear view so to speak.:D

Zzippy · 23-03-2009 4:48pm

DRakE wrote: »

I'm not always in sunglasses.

Aha, so you are a wa____! Always thought so...

mad m · 23-03-2009 4:52pm

Cmon now lads, its not really a joke. Op Report the f*cker to the Garda and be done with it. Who knows this fella might actually attack some girl ffs.

PopeBuckfastXVI · 23-03-2009 5:06pm

Maybe he's got an mp3 player and is just playing some wicked air guitar?

JohnCleary · 23-03-2009 5:21pm

WTF? :eek:

Krieg · 23-03-2009 6:17pm

The dazzler isn't BS'ing. Although Im not familiar with his castle adventures, me and my mates walked past him by the huntsman about 2 years ago and he was stroken away. Upon telling the tale to other friends later on in the pub, they had heard similar stories of the same wanker of the same description.

I don't know why we didn't report it though, I guess we were laughing too much to see the malicious side of it. Stories of his appearance are rare though.

civis_liberalis · 23-03-2009 6:34pm

Krieg wrote: »

they had heard similar stories of the same wanker of the same description.

You never ever hear of anyone being referred to a wanker because of them actually literally being ****. It made me laugh when you said it. Should still be reported though.

Redhairedguy · 23-03-2009 6:36pm

PopeBuckfastXVI wrote: »

Maybe he's got an mp3 player and is just playing some wicked air guitar?

or keeps all his loose change down there and is constantly counting it.

23-03-2009 6:59pm

when i'm old, i'll be like that guy.

DRakE · 23-03-2009 7:13pm

civis_liberalis wrote: »

You never ever hear of anyone being referred to a wanker because of them actually literally being ****. It made me laugh when you said it. Should still be reported though.

should be reported?

jesus, get a clue and a sense of humour

chrussell · 23-03-2009 7:27pm

DRakE wrote: »

should be reported?

jesus, get a clue and a sense of humour

haha don't worry drake I won't report you, whack away!!!

Redhairedguy · 23-03-2009 8:19pm

Maybe he's looking for a tag team partner... A one man sport is a lonely sport...

masonman · 23-03-2009 8:28pm

Bosphorus wrote: »

i saw the name of the thread and had to have a look!

Heads up Bosphorus, Your internal monologue seems to be broken

;)

thecountessp · 23-03-2009 8:42pm

Is this the same dude who sunbathes nude on the riverbank opposite NUIG? Haven't seen him myself, but apparently some of the IT Dept get quite the eyeful of ageing manflesh on a sunny day...

JohnCleary · 23-03-2009 8:47pm

lovertits wrote: »

Is this the same dude who sunbathes nude on the riverbank opposite NUIG? Haven't seen him myself, but apparently some of the IT Dept get quite the eyeful of ageing manflesh on a sunny day...

I've seen that fcuker before, but always presumed he was just changing after a swim (as he'd be drying himself off) - Dirty fecker, never thought of it in a 'sick' way before.

Maybe it's Anti-Santa having a wash? (LOL I know he doesn't wash)

rusty nail · 23-03-2009 8:47pm

Do's the Public Pecker Puller ware thick glasses? Or do's he ware the shades because he has already gone blind?.

franglan · 23-03-2009 8:48pm

Ya, I saw him at "it" last year too, quite surreal to see a fellow male jurking off when your walking to college, beside a castle ruin? He seemed happy enough there. It took me a while to realise that he wasn't playing air guitar, so I sorta glanced at him for a while...that image will stay with me for some time...

CamperMan · 23-03-2009 8:53pm

OP, you should phone the cops and report this dirty ba$tard!

rusty nail · 23-03-2009 9:27pm

Call the cops!!!!!!

biko · 23-03-2009 9:33pm

Start **** while staring at HIM.

galwayguy22 · 23-03-2009 10:59pm

He's probably a lot more productive during periods of warm weather.
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Redhairedguy · 23-03-2009 11:19pm

Rub his nose in it, otherwise he'll never learn!

Fionn MacCool · 24-03-2009 12:11am

Maybe he's really into his archaeology. Like, really.

inisboffin · 24-03-2009 1:29am

Does nobody watch Criminal Minds? It only escalates.:p (baaad pun)

Seriously though, it can do. Escalate in terms of sexual behaviour/abuse. It is one thing a teenager caught getting their private jollies. And another a f*cking perv jacking off (what seems to be fairly consistently) and exposing himself to women, men and possibly kids.

Report him.

ronnie3585 · 24-03-2009 1:47am

This is a job for the C.S.I Hiace!

majiktripp · 24-03-2009 9:09am

inisboffin wrote: »

Does nobody watch Criminal Minds?.

Not without , and in no particular order,
A) Cringing

pointing and laughing at the TV.
C) Wishing it was cancelled
D) ... thinking it is better than CSI Miami...
E) Wondering why the hell Luke Perry ever started acting.

inisboffin · 24-03-2009 11:02am

majiktripp wrote: »

Not without , and in no particular order,
A) Cringing
pointing and laughing at the TV.
C) Wishing it was cancelled
D) ... thinking it is better than CSI Miami...
E) Wondering why the hell Luke Perry ever started acting.

Is Luke Perry a non sequitur or are you thinking of another show?
Mandy Patinkin ROCKS.

Anyway back to CSI, yes, Horatio is no Grissom

MattKid · 24-03-2009 12:43pm

He could be waiting to get snapped by the Google Car

TheDollyParton · 24-03-2009 2:04pm

galwayguy22 wrote: »

He's probably a lot more productive during periods of warm weather.

Jasus these hot little tarts wear so little on hot days I feel like giving myself a thug at times.

That is disgusting and no way to talk about women at all. Don't you have a mother or a sister? What this man is doing is illegal - and for good reason. He should be reported.

And yes I do have a sense of humour before you ask. This just isn't in any way funny.

Buglim · 24-03-2009 2:38pm

Photo please, this is excellent but at the same time the guy should be reported.

biko · 24-03-2009 2:42pm

Majority says "report", I agree.

Chronic masturbator by the castle

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